Top 10 Biggest Geeks in Music - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

CinnamonGirl · 09-14-2009, 07:43 PM

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Forget Rock 'n' Roll High School -- we're going to the Rock 'n' Roll Ivy League! These musicians are also pretty big thinkers with a passion for the sophisticated, the eccentric and the downright nerdy. So slap on your pocket protectors, grab your black-framed glasses and celebrate rock's biggest geeks.

10. David Byrne

A skinny man in a big suit with suspect dance moves: Byrne epitomized New York's New Wave scene in the '70s. As the frontman of Talking Heads, Byrne rocked the button-down look better than anyone. His average-white-guy looks only enhanced the caustic wit of songs like 'Burning Down the House' and 'Psycho Killer.' His recent work includes scoring a ballet and making a giant piano out of an abandoned ferry terminal -- really.

Geek IQ: 140

9. Tom Morello

This Harvard grad and political guru is also the renowned guitarist of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave. Morello's ingenious use of effects pedals, toggle switches and other electronic techniques crafts monster riffs that are both hard rock and hip-hop. His use of his brains and progressive beliefs, though, combined to form a nonprofit organization with Serj Tankian of System of a Down.

Geek IQ: 148

8. Jello Biafra

Once a high school theater club member, Biafra went on to become the lead singer of the iconic punk band Dead Kennedys. He molded his obnoxious persona and politically charged lyrics around his anti-establishment angst, stemming from the gentrification of his hometown of Boulder, Colo. Born Eric Boucher, Biafra stills uses his stage name to give spoken-word performances and spark political protest.

Geek IQ: 155

7. RZA

Your high school chess team could have learned a thing or two from the RZA. The Wu Tang Clan leader is also a chess master who once held the title belt for the Hip-Hop Chess Federation (yes, hip-hop has its own chess federation). He says the game resembles a "battle" and helps kids learn to think before they act. RZA even created a WuChess Web site for fans to master their skills.

Geek IQ: 159

6. Robert Plant

The subject matter of several Led Zeppelin songs shows that the frontman and lyricist kept dog-eared copies of the works of fantasy writer J.R.R. Tolkien alongside his old blues 78s. And it only begins with the fact that 'Misty Mountain Hop,' 'Ramble On' and 'The Battle of Evermore' directly reference 'Lord of the Rings' and 'The Hobbit' -- in 'Bron-Y-Aur Stomp,' Plant reveals that he named his dog Strider, after the 'Rings' character.

Geek IQ: 162

5. Devo

These art school brats became New Wave icons in red flowerpot helmets, and 'Whip It' made them '80s pop stars. Actually, Devo are a conceptual art project railing against the twin menaces of Reaganomics and Rubik's Cube. Their robotic rock and band name (short for "de-evolution") portray humanity as mindless automatons who blindly follow leaders. And if a problem ever came along -- well, you know ...

Geek IQ: 166

4. Dexter Holland

The Offspring's spiky-haired lead singer is just a dissertation away from being Dr. Holland. The high school valedictorian and longtime University of Southern California grad student bailed on his Ph.D. in Molecular Biology to focus on punk rock -- who wouldn't? Holland even has a passion for flying and once took a 10-day solo journey around the world surviving on "Doritos and beef jerky."

Geek IQ: 170

3. They Might Be Giants

Instead of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, these brainy Brooklynites sing about shapes, museums and robots. So it was no surprise when TMBG made a full-fledged children's album teaching kids how to cross the street and to tell the truth. The duo's nasally vocals and accordion-led power pop hooks has won them a few Grammys, including one for the bratty theme song 'Boss of Me,' from 'Malcolm in the Middle.'

Geek IQ: 172

2. The Decemberists

You might need to consult a dictionary while listening to the Decemberists. Fronted by literary kingpin Colin Meloy, the band spins tales about marauding pirates and Japanese folklore and even created a concept album about shape-shifting lovers. Meloy cites novelist Vladimir Nabokov as a major influence and has even penned a book about '80s alt-rockers the Replacements.

Geek IQ: 188

1. Weezer

We all know they look just like the Buddy Holly, but Weezer also like to play a little Dungeons and Dragons. They referenced the über-nerd role-playing game in the song 'In the Garage,' making them heroes to pimply teenagers around the globe. As Weezer achieved rock-star status, lead singer Rivers Cuomo enlisted in Harvard and began writing a sci-fi rock opera that has yet to see the light of day.

Geek IQ: 200

Geeks with guitars? Yes, please. This list leaves me a little cold, though. I like most of these guys, but there are definitely some missing (um, hello, Buddy Holly?) Also, no chicks? C'mon, now.

What do you think? Who, if anyone, would you add to this list?

FelixP · 09-14-2009, 07:59 PM

Ray Cash. He gangster, but he just looks sort of geekish. Can't really think of anymore off the top of my head.

SecretMethod70 · 09-14-2009, 08:31 PM

Trent Reznor. Genuine technology geek... he was even a member of OiNK when it was the premiere music pirating site. In fact, when I saw Nine Inch Nails this may, it was with Tom Morello's new band Street Sweeper Social Club... I guess that concert was a geek-fest!

David Byrne blows all those other people out of the water though. Putting him last pretty much ruins any credibility that list has

The guy turns BUILDINGS into instruments!

YouTube - David Byrne: Playing the Building (BBtv)

Punk.of.Ages · 09-14-2009, 08:40 PM

Hell yeah! The first name I thought of was Jello Biafra! I didn't expect him to be on the list though...

I'd add Milo Aukerman to the list...

PulpMind · 09-14-2009, 09:17 PM

That list makes me sad.
There's only a couple names on there that should be in a top 50, and none of them should be in the top 10. Maybe in the Top 10 of artists that have songs that have been in the Billboard Top Ten...?
typical pop culture masturbation. "oh look we have limited tastes that are diverse!"

and jello biafra is a fucking toad. maybe he was awesome years ago. But if you've ever heard him ramble his drivel in the last 10 years, then you've witnessed one of the most self-congratulatory, ironic douche bags of all time. Who the fuck charges $2,000 to speak for 30 minutes, only to ramble a bullshit speech about hating the system to a crowd of people that are, in all likelihood, doing a lot more to change the system than Biafra himself...? A fucking toad, that's who.

Martian · 09-14-2009, 09:40 PM

I'm really surprised that Brian May isn't on the list.

Dr. May, for those who don't know, holds a Ph.D in astrophysics. What's more, he actually went back to complete his Ph.D. in 2007. He gave up the rockstar lifestyle to go be.. an astrophysicist.

Really, I don't think it gets much geekier than that.

It also strikes me as odd that they'd put David Byrne on the list, but not Brian Eno.

SecretMethod70 · 09-14-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Martian

It also strikes me as odd that they'd put David Byrne on the list, but not Brian Eno.

Oooh, another excellent point

Shauk · 09-14-2009, 11:22 PM

Carlton, on fresh prince of bel air.
7 Greatest, Most Spastic Carlton Dances | Geek Culture

that counts right? ;p

thirdsun · 09-15-2009, 04:15 AM

The list says more about the person who created it than it does about the artists. Leaving Eno off a list like this is the most obvious blunder. Of course, they may be thinking only of the most popular names.

And yeah, what about Patti Smith? There's an intellectual rocker chic for you!

mixedmedia · 09-15-2009, 04:30 AM

Arto Lindsay...geek both in nature and appearance.

Poppinjay · 09-15-2009, 02:43 PM

Kathleen Hanna, Tom Scholz, Mick Jones, all of the Cowboy Junkies, Suzanne Vega, Ben Gibbard, Ben Folds.

dippin · 09-15-2009, 05:15 PM

if weezer are geeks, this is geek squared

YouTube - Weezer Keep Fishin on ukulele

jimk · 10-07-2009, 07:24 AM

I gotta add...

Bun E.

and Rick

Glory's Sun · 10-07-2009, 07:29 AM

I always thought Rza was a lyrical genius.

now I have proof.

FuglyStick · 10-07-2009, 07:51 AM

Yeah, but have they bitten the head off of a bat?

Uke girl is cute. I'd hit it.

jimk · 10-07-2009, 07:54 AM

ahhh, so Fugly wants to take it from brainiac geeks of rock to carny geeks of rock.

a very different, but just as interesting list.

I offer up........the Igster

Daniel_ · 10-07-2009, 12:39 PM

Jan Akkerman?

Robert Fripp?

Steve Howe?

Edgar Winter?

Rick Wakeman?

David Sylvian?

David Bowie?

What happened to all of these guys?

Poppinjay · 10-07-2009, 07:20 PM

Last I knew, David Bowie was eating Faberge eggs and wiping his ass with Zurich account statements.

Daniel_ · 10-07-2009, 11:02 PM

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Last I knew, David Bowie was eating Faberge eggs and wiping his ass with Zurich account statements.

Can you only be a geek if nobody buys it?

What about Tin Machine, what about Berlin? Bowie has done it all in a way that some musicians can only wet dream about!

Poppinjay · 10-08-2009, 06:00 AM

No, just an update on Bowie.

ie: Berlin, gotta love a band that lists the lead singer credits as "vocals, BJs"

mixedmedia · 10-08-2009, 06:01 AM

thridsun sent me this photo of Roxy Music yesterday, 'cause you know, I'm a fan...that's a whole lotta geek, there...

Poppinjay · 10-08-2009, 11:25 AM

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if weezer are geeks, this is geek squared

Same artist with friends Amir and Jake from College Humor. Now this is some real geek.

YouTube - jaaaaaaa's Channel

seamaiden · 10-08-2009, 11:37 AM

Elvis Costello looks like a geek, and what about Joe Jackson...or maybe hes a little too unknown.

ZombieSquirrel · 10-08-2009, 04:26 PM

MC CHRIS!

And yes, I thought Buddy Holly would have been on that list....

filtherton · 10-08-2009, 04:31 PM

Neko Case: Civil War geek.

09-14-2009, 07:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
FelixP Insane Location: I'm up they see me I'm down.	Ray Cash. He gangster, but he just looks sort of geekish. Can't really think of anymore off the top of my head. __________________ Free will lies not in the ability to craft your own fate, but in not knowing what your fate is. --Me "I have just returned from visting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world." --Douglas MacArthur

09-14-2009, 08:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Punk.of.Ages Forming Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.	Hell yeah! The first name I thought of was Jello Biafra! I didn't expect him to be on the list though... I'd add Milo Aukerman to the list... __________________ "The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager "Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

09-14-2009, 09:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	I'm really surprised that Brian May isn't on the list. Dr. May, for those who don't know, holds a Ph.D in astrophysics. What's more, he actually went back to complete his Ph.D. in 2007. He gave up the rockstar lifestyle to go be.. an astrophysicist. Really, I don't think it gets much geekier than that. It also strikes me as odd that they'd put David Byrne on the list, but not Brian Eno. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

09-15-2009, 04:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Arto Lindsay...geek both in nature and appearance. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

09-15-2009, 02:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Kathleen Hanna, Tom Scholz, Mick Jones, all of the Cowboy Junkies, Suzanne Vega, Ben Gibbard, Ben Folds. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-14-2009, 09:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
PulpMind Addict Location: Portland	That list makes me sad. There's only a couple names on there that should be in a top 50, and none of them should be in the top 10. Maybe in the Top 10 of artists that have songs that have been in the Billboard Top Ten...? typical pop culture masturbation. "oh look we have limited tastes that are diverse!" and jello biafra is a fucking toad. maybe he was awesome years ago. But if you've ever heard him ramble his drivel in the last 10 years, then you've witnessed one of the most self-congratulatory, ironic douche bags of all time. Who the fuck charges $2,000 to speak for 30 minutes, only to ramble a bullshit speech about hating the system to a crowd of people that are, in all likelihood, doing a lot more to change the system than Biafra himself...? A fucking toad, that's who.

09-14-2009, 11:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	Carlton, on fresh prince of bel air. 7 Greatest, Most Spastic Carlton Dances \| Geek Culture that counts right? ;p

09-15-2009, 04:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	The list says more about the person who created it than it does about the artists. Leaving Eno off a list like this is the most obvious blunder. Of course, they may be thinking only of the most popular names. And yeah, what about Patti Smith? There's an intellectual rocker chic for you!

10-07-2009, 07:24 AM	#13 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	I gotta add... Bun E. and Rick __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

10-07-2009, 07:29 AM	#14 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I always thought Rza was a lyrical genius. now I have proof.

10-07-2009, 07:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Yeah, but have they bitten the head off of a bat? Uke girl is cute. I'd hit it. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT! Last edited by FuglyStick; 10-07-2009 at 07:53 AM..

10-07-2009, 07:54 AM	#16 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	ahhh, so Fugly wants to take it from brainiac geeks of rock to carny geeks of rock. a very different, but just as interesting list. I offer up........the Igster __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy Last edited by jimk; 10-07-2009 at 07:58 AM..

10-07-2009, 12:39 PM	#17 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	Jan Akkerman? Robert Fripp? Steve Howe? Edgar Winter? Rick Wakeman? David Sylvian? David Bowie? What happened to all of these guys? __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

10-07-2009, 07:20 PM	#18 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Last I knew, David Bowie was eating Faberge eggs and wiping his ass with Zurich account statements. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-08-2009, 06:00 AM	#20 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	No, just an update on Bowie. ie: Berlin, gotta love a band that lists the lead singer credits as "vocals, BJs" __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-08-2009, 06:01 AM	#21 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	thridsun sent me this photo of Roxy Music yesterday, 'cause you know, I'm a fan...that's a whole lotta geek, there... __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-08-2009, 11:37 AM	#23 (permalink)
seamaiden Psycho Location: With the man of my dreams in Halifax Nova Scotia	Elvis Costello looks like a geek, and what about Joe Jackson...or maybe hes a little too unknown.

10-08-2009, 04:31 PM	#25 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Neko Case: Civil War geek.