What they talk about in various car forums

[bodypainter]

...shamelessly copied from another forum...

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw,
I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
-Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in
and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce
court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical
board?

Mini forum
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35
in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

[Halx]

The Crown Vic one is too true. That's the only car cops use around here.. except they have a couple Camaros that they bring out like twice a year.

The Mercedes one also frequently gets: "Brand new E500. Battery dead after 2 days in garage!"

[absorbentishe]

Those are awesome! I'll have to remember some of them.

[BooRadley]

Hilarious post. I love the chevy truck one. So true!

[CamaroRS1967]

Some of those are very accurate...hilarious, thanks!

[waltert]

hyundai forum: i would get an intake but I dont want to void my warranty, how do I get 200hp NA out of our 2liter motor?

hyundai forum:group buy closed due to the person offering the deal stealing all of our money (has happened on several occasions)

last hyundai one: why hasnt my order come in from shark racing, and why arent they answering my emails?

eclipse forum: how do I stop crank walk?

lancer evo forum: DIY section: how to: stop the mitsubishi company from taking pictures of your car at the track and deny warranty work.

[powerclown]

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

These are great!

[MSD]

Infiniti forum: My G20 is having a problem with 5th gear ...


The Crown Vic one doesn't apply here anymore, they've got Impala/Monte Carlo SS' along with a few Z28's, a Z06, and supposedly a Viper, which I'll believe when I see.

Seeing three motorcycles pulled over by a mean-looking cop in a Z28 is some funny shit.

[pocon1]

this is pretty funny, I have both an 87 rx7 (13B) and a wrx wagon.

[Sion]

low-rider forums: ok, so Ive got the 10 inch chrome wheels with 35 series tires on it sticking out of the wheelwells about 15 inches. Ive got the 4 inch chrome dogchain steering wheel. Ive got 2900 lbs of hydraulics equipment in a 2000lb car. Ive got the top chopped so that my windsheild is only 3 inches tall.

whats next?

[desal75]

Classic, utterly classic.

[bullmoose]

Thats a hoot! I hang out on a classic Mustang forum, so I can relate.

Delorean Forum: Every time I move across a lane, my car sniffs up all the white lines. (that may not seem funny unless you are as old as me)

[wrongfullyaccuzd]

That's pretty funny, I know a couple guys who can relate well to the WRX one.

[Wingless]

Good stuff. I have friends who could relate to the SRT forum one... that can go for the EVO community too.

[tspikes51]

Awesome post. I actually belonged to a Ford Escort forum, until it was defunct. The Escort was strange in that it was the only car ever made by Ford that worked well without any problems after the first few hundred miles. Here's your average posts:

-Just completed eng. swap, but wondering how to stop breaking axles at 500 hp. Answer: RWD conversion.

-Poll: Who wants to see the wagon slammed on 18's???

-Added 10th 10" sub to the back of the wag, but can't get my bumper to stop rattling.

Here's some more for different cars:

Astro: How-to: Stop crackheads from breaking in.

Econoline: Is there any way to remove trash from floorboard?

Scion: Scion Saturday slumber party was awesome ! (pics)

Town Car: Turn signal lamp burnt out after 100 miles.

S-10: Can't fit more than 3 guys from basic training in cab w/ 3 kegs... (pics)

Jeep Liberty: Help!!! I'm having a gender issue!!!

Dodge Ram: Groupbuy for "Git 'R' Done" stickers, sign up here!

Linclon Navigator: Part listing: dash mounted blunt roller/hoe slapper.

Ford Expedition/Explorer: Can't change lanes while smoking cigar...

Metro: (the lone topic) New car buying guide: don't get screwed a second time.

[Scorps]

I like the Miata and the Tahoe ones...LOL

[Halx]

Acural TL forum: Why our car is better than everyone else's, reason #4892

(Seriously.. heh)

[billyeggs]

Dodge Magnum Forum: How to make our cars look less like station wagons, did we forget to tell everyone that can breathe that it has a HEMI in it?

[twilightfoix]

they all made me laugh hard
the miata and tahoe ones i thought were the best.

[solo2020]

Originally Posted by Halx

Acural TL forum: Why our car is better than everyone else's, reason #4892

(Seriously.. heh)

Although the new TL is a great car, there are many better cars for the price.

[MSD]

Originally Posted by Halx

Acural TL forum: Why our car is better than everyone else's, reason #4892

(Seriously.. heh)

Not just in the forums. This is why I avoid discussing cars with people who own them (real life.) Same with brand-loyal Saab owners. At least I can see why people like the TL so much.

[-z3r0-]

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

[Scorps]

Originally Posted by -z3r0-

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

LMAO

[irseg]

Originally Posted by bodypainter

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

LOL.. I have a 2.3 turbo Thunderbird, that one is so true. Other prominent topics are "replaced everything, still idles at 2500 rpm" and "replaced everything, still misses under boost".

[strife]

Oh man, those were good. I almost had tears. Ty ty.