Awesome post. I actually belonged to a Ford Escort forum, until it was defunct. The Escort was strange in that it was the only car ever made by Ford that worked well without any problems after the first few hundred miles. Here's your average posts:
-Just completed eng. swap, but wondering how to stop breaking axles at 500 hp. Answer: RWD conversion.
-Poll: Who wants to see the wagon slammed on 18's???
-Added 10th 10" sub to the back of the wag, but can't get my bumper to stop rattling.
Here's some more for different cars:
Astro: How-to: Stop crackheads from breaking in.
Econoline: Is there any way to remove trash from floorboard?
Scion: Scion Saturday slumber party was awesome
! (pics)
Town Car: Turn signal lamp burnt out after 100 miles.
S-10: Can't fit more than 3 guys from basic training in cab w/ 3 kegs... (pics)
Jeep Liberty: Help!!! I'm having a gender issue!!!
Dodge Ram: Groupbuy for "Git 'R' Done" stickers, sign up here!
Linclon Navigator: Part listing: dash mounted blunt roller/hoe slapper.
Ford Expedition/Explorer: Can't change lanes while smoking cigar...
Metro: (the lone topic) New car buying guide: don't get screwed a second time.