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Car Stereotypes
A friend and i were talking recently and we got ont the topic of car stereotypes: here are some we came up with
Minivan-soccermom dodge truck-a middle age dad driving to fast exterra-hippie nature dude with power bar sticker on back window miata=gay Can you guys come up with more? and remember to not get offended if you drive a stereotype, because they are just that |
import cars (strret racing)and asians (sorry... it is a stereo type)
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I drive a volvo, and I'm 27 years old....I feel like I'm breaking a sterotype.
But I also have bull horns mounted on the front. |
vw beetles (new ones): gay guy or young woman
camaro: white trash firebird: white trash accord or camry: conformist |
Chevy Celebrity: Good looking guy
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I don't own a car. I ride a scooter and motorcycles. What does that say about me?
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Mustang = solid american
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I have to disagree on the Dodge Ram... I got one for my HS graduation present and I absolutely love it. And being in Texas (the land of the trucks) the sereotype doesnt work here.
60s Mustang = solid American 90s-00's Mustang = age 16-23 Girl |
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I always think it's funny that the biggest oversize trucks always have some little 5'6" dude driving them.
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Jetta, gay guys or hot girls.
Passat, same as above. Big truck, hicks Miata, old guy going through midlife crisis Large SUV (Excusion, etc.) if driven by a woman, it's her husbands and she's just trying to act like hot shit. |
Escalade without rims=middle class person trying to act rich
generaly worth 1\4 of there house |
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Toyota Tacoma = fun loving individuals...
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Buicks-grandma
Saturn-young person whose parents wanted them to have a "sensible" car Volvo-rich democrats BMW-rich bitches Ford Taurus/Chevy Caprice-sales people's company car Mercedes-old money Lexus-new money gold accents anywhere-minority |
Chevys - Hispanics
Cadillacs - African Americans BMW-Lexus-Jaguar-Mercedes - Anal-retentive White People Pickup Trucks - Hillbillies Hummers - Compensating for something else ;) Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans with racing wings on the back - Too Fast Too Furious wannabes |
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Monthly payment generally double their rent |
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Cadillacs...pimps or geriatrics
Subaru Outback...lesbian |
C'mon, no one has said the obvious?
Hummer H2 = small penis? (edit: reading too quickly, sorry Dano!) |
Town Car, Continental= Below speed limit old folk drivin machine
redlemon, Dano069 already put Hummer :) |
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New trucks are for the young, fun loving, outdoors crowd. |
New trucks - People who like to think they are young, fun loving, and outdoorsy even though they aren't.
Big SUVs - Compensating for small penises, the smaller the penis, the bigger the SUV Imports with wings, stickers, spray painted interior trim, and coffee can mufflers - High school racer wannabes that think they're badasses. |
This is what I think when i see certain cars
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu. Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do. MGB - I am dating a mechanic. Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps. Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal. Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Plymouth Fury - I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare. |
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Old Beemers: Rich people drove this car when it was new...
Econo with Shopping Cart Wing: Vin Desil is such a badass in that movie... Mercedes CLK: My daddy bought me this to go to the mall in Camry: Like a Japanese Town Car Big SUV: either "Bigger is Safer" or "i have a small penis" Beater Trucks: Hick Chevy Blazer: Hick and proud of it I sure as hell dont fit into any molds when I'm driving my MR2 Turbo. Its lowered with 17" Volk wheels and other seemingly "rice" stuff to the untrained eye. Honda Boys (another stereotype i know) give me hella weird looks when I get out (6'4 White guy), or when they hear the AC/DC and Slayer blastin out tha windows:D |
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When I first read the title I thought this thread was about Car Stereos....my bad :D
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old camaros rule.. my moms got a 67
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Eitherway for me: Honda = Economic person Benz/Lexus = Rich person Porshe = Successful good looking rich person BMW = See above Fart Cans on any car = Ricer..(though they do boost perfornamce) |
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TVR: hairy-chested, would-be-fighter-pilot estate agent
Caterham 7: fighter pilot Morgan: 2nd-hand bookshop owner |
thread moved here from GD
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I drive a Bucik Century. My mottos:
"Dragging down the average age of Buick Drivers since 2002" and "Bringing up the average speed of Bucik drivers since 2002" As for the comment about Town Cars being slow old people, I drive my mom's Town Car sometiems, and I'll let you know that they have no problem hitting 100mph |
Porsche: Would you mind holding the microscope for me while I find my dick to piss?
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rims that are more expensive then the car = lives in the ghetto and acts all gangsta
asian woman = *PHEAR!* (my mom almost wrecked my car) |
Honda Civic: I just graduated Collage, and I have no Credit
Honda Civic Si: I will never graduate collage, and I will be dead at the age of 23 from a head on collision with a pigeon going 145 MPH (Me, not the Pigeon) Geo Metro: I just found the car in an alley with a note that said please give me a good home. |
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or "i've busted my ass to make my money, and now its time to stop fakin in these $30k wanna be sports cars, and get with a real thoroughbred perfomer." if i had a small dick, i wouldnt be spending $80k to compensate for it with a porsche, hummer, et. al...i would be making an appointment for a $30k enlargement surgery and spending the other $50k on a brand new 5 series. anyway, my other favorite stereotypes: mazda (most) = african hyndai, kia, daewoo, ect...= cars arent important to me SUV's = ultimate conformist benz, bmw, jag, saab, audi = i like cars alot honda, yota, nissan = too cheap to pay for acura, lexus, infiniti |
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