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eotlemac 12-11-2003 06:51 PM

Car Stereotypes
 
A friend and i were talking recently and we got ont the topic of car stereotypes: here are some we came up with

Minivan-soccermom
dodge truck-a middle age dad driving to fast
exterra-hippie nature dude with power bar sticker on back window
miata=gay



Can you guys come up with more?
and remember to not get offended if you drive a stereotype, because they are just that

Jam 12-11-2003 07:12 PM

import cars (strret racing)and asians (sorry... it is a stereo type)

happymaan 12-11-2003 07:12 PM

I drive a volvo, and I'm 27 years old....I feel like I'm breaking a sterotype.

But I also have bull horns mounted on the front.

goddfather40 12-11-2003 07:16 PM

vw beetles (new ones): gay guy or young woman

camaro: white trash

firebird: white trash

accord or camry: conformist

present_future 12-11-2003 07:22 PM

Chevy Celebrity: Good looking guy

World's King 12-11-2003 07:26 PM

I don't own a car. I ride a scooter and motorcycles. What does that say about me?

NickKell 12-11-2003 07:47 PM

Mustang = solid american

Seaver 12-11-2003 08:48 PM

I have to disagree on the Dodge Ram... I got one for my HS graduation present and I absolutely love it. And being in Texas (the land of the trucks) the sereotype doesnt work here.

60s Mustang = solid American
90s-00's Mustang = age 16-23 Girl

drawerfixer 12-11-2003 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seaver

60s Mustang = solid American
90s-00's Mustang = age 16-23 Girl

Yup yup.

ChrisJericho 12-11-2003 10:06 PM

I always think it's funny that the biggest oversize trucks always have some little 5'6" dude driving them.

StormBerlin 12-11-2003 10:09 PM

Jetta, gay guys or hot girls.
Passat, same as above.
Big truck, hicks
Miata, old guy going through midlife crisis
Large SUV (Excusion, etc.) if driven by a woman, it's her husbands and she's just trying to act like hot shit.

eotlemac 12-12-2003 12:59 AM

Escalade without rims=middle class person trying to act rich

generaly worth 1\4 of there house

Ashton 12-12-2003 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goddfather40


camaro: white trash

firebird: white trash

:mad:

tritium 12-12-2003 03:43 AM

Toyota Tacoma = fun loving individuals...

dy156 12-12-2003 07:50 AM

Buicks-grandma
Saturn-young person whose parents wanted them to have a "sensible" car
Volvo-rich democrats
BMW-rich bitches
Ford Taurus/Chevy Caprice-sales people's company car
Mercedes-old money
Lexus-new money
gold accents anywhere-minority

Dano069 12-12-2003 07:59 AM

Chevys - Hispanics
Cadillacs - African Americans
BMW-Lexus-Jaguar-Mercedes - Anal-retentive White People
Pickup Trucks - Hillbillies
Hummers - Compensating for something else ;)
Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans with racing wings on the back - Too Fast Too Furious wannabes

irseg 12-12-2003 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eotlemac
Escalade without rims=middle class person trying to act rich

generaly worth 1\4 of there house

Escalade with rims=black person trying to act rich

Monthly payment generally double their rent

krwlz 12-12-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goddfather40

camaro: white trash

firebird: white trash

Whats with this? Actually, camaros are a ton better then mustangs (old ones anyway). Who can complain about a 67 camaro!?

GuttersnipeXL 12-12-2003 09:15 AM

Cadillacs...pimps or geriatrics
Subaru Outback...lesbian

Redlemon 12-12-2003 10:14 AM

C'mon, no one has said the obvious?

Hummer H2 = small penis?

(edit: reading too quickly, sorry Dano!)

Wulf_Hunter 12-12-2003 10:25 AM

Town Car, Continental= Below speed limit old folk drivin machine

redlemon, Dano069
already put Hummer :)

tritium 12-12-2003 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dano069
Chevys - Hispanics
Cadillacs - African Americans
BMW-Lexus-Jaguar-Mercedes - Anal-retentive White People
Pickup Trucks - Hillbillies
Hummers - Compensating for something else ;)
Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans with racing wings on the back - Too Fast Too Furious wannabes

Did you consider new pickup trucks? Old rusted out trucks, sure.

New trucks are for the young, fun loving, outdoors crowd.

laconic1 12-12-2003 01:46 PM

New trucks - People who like to think they are young, fun loving, and outdoorsy even though they aren't.

Big SUVs - Compensating for small penises, the smaller the penis, the bigger the SUV

Imports with wings, stickers, spray painted interior trim, and coffee can mufflers - High school racer wannabes that think they're badasses.

DerBlitzkrieger 12-12-2003 02:26 PM

This is what I think when i see certain cars

Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu.
Lotus Esprit - Ever pay $2000 for a tune up? I do.
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Jeep Wrangler - I am fiercely independent, just like all my friends with Jeeps.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a tad too liberal.
Dodge Charger - Reliable is boring. My car is exciting
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Plymouth Fury - I like driving an air-conditioned sofa that can carry your car in my trunk as a spare.

Dano069 12-12-2003 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
C'mon, no one has said the obvious?

Hummer H2 = small penis?

(edit: reading too quickly, sorry Dano!)

No apologies necessary redlemon. There's gonna be a certain amount of duplication/overlap along the way. :D

goddfather40 12-12-2003 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ashton
:mad:
Stereotypes...what else can I say.

Quote:

Originally posted by krwlz
Whats with this? Actually, camaros are a ton better then mustangs (old ones anyway). Who can complain about a 67 camaro!?
Ok, I agree, I'll modify this to say models from 1980 on.

TopRamen66 12-12-2003 06:54 PM

Old Beemers: Rich people drove this car when it was new...
Econo with Shopping Cart Wing: Vin Desil is such a badass in that movie...
Mercedes CLK: My daddy bought me this to go to the mall in
Camry: Like a Japanese Town Car
Big SUV: either "Bigger is Safer" or "i have a small penis"
Beater Trucks: Hick
Chevy Blazer: Hick and proud of it

I sure as hell dont fit into any molds when I'm driving my MR2 Turbo. Its lowered with 17" Volk wheels and other seemingly "rice" stuff to the untrained eye. Honda Boys (another stereotype i know) give me hella weird looks when I get out (6'4 White guy), or when they hear the AC/DC and Slayer blastin out tha windows:D

krwlz 12-12-2003 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goddfather40
Stereotypes...what else can I say.



Ok, I agree, I'll modify this to say models from 1980 on.

Agreed, 2nd, and 3rd generation camaros are white trash territory.

Pragma 12-12-2003 07:14 PM

Quote:

I sure as hell dont fit into any molds when I'm driving my MR2 Turbo. Its lowered with 17" Volk wheels and other seemingly "rice" stuff to the untrained eye. Honda Boys (another stereotype i know) give me hella weird looks when I get out (6'4 White guy), or when they hear the AC/DC and Slayer blastin out tha windows
Nice, gotta love the MR2s. As a tall white guy, I know that when I eventually get the cash to pick up a very nice sports car (thinking 3000GT VR-4 or RX-7 FD), I'll get some odd looks from the ricers. :D

gnort 12-12-2003 07:21 PM

When I first read the title I thought this thread was about Car Stereos....my bad :D

Jam 12-12-2003 07:39 PM

old camaros rule.. my moms got a 67

Tiger69z 12-12-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seaver
I have to disagree on the Dodge Ram... I got one for my HS graduation present and I absolutely love it. And being in Texas (the land of the trucks) the sereotype doesnt work here.

60s Mustang = solid American
90s-00's Mustang = age 16-23 Girl

eh...i drive a 2002 mustang and i'm a young guy...:(


Eitherway for me:

Honda = Economic person
Benz/Lexus = Rich person
Porshe = Successful good looking rich person
BMW = See above

Fart Cans on any car = Ricer..(though they do boost perfornamce)

KUGR 12-13-2003 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by present_future
Chevy Celebrity: Good looking guy
OMG that is so true! I've got an '89 chevy celebrity with that nice dark blue peeling paint ;) Next to it, anything looks good :rolleyes: Only 84,000 miles but it has problems. Hopefully will replace it this xmas with a brand spanking new Mazda 3 :) Any sterotypes about that yet? Just came out last month, so hopefully nothing bad :)

castex 12-13-2003 03:39 AM

TVR: hairy-chested, would-be-fighter-pilot estate agent
Caterham 7: fighter pilot
Morgan: 2nd-hand bookshop owner

ZërØ¢ØØ£ 12-13-2003 02:19 PM

thread moved here from GD

MSD 12-13-2003 03:11 PM

I drive a Bucik Century. My mottos:

"Dragging down the average age of Buick Drivers since 2002"

and

"Bringing up the average speed of Bucik drivers since 2002"

As for the comment about Town Cars being slow old people, I drive my mom's Town Car sometiems, and I'll let you know that they have no problem hitting 100mph

Pragma 12-13-2003 06:03 PM

Porsche: Would you mind holding the microscope for me while I find my dick to piss?

1337haxor 12-13-2003 07:54 PM

rims that are more expensive then the car = lives in the ghetto and acts all gangsta

asian woman = *PHEAR!* (my mom almost wrecked my car)

Crack 12-18-2003 05:10 AM

Honda Civic: I just graduated Collage, and I have no Credit
Honda Civic Si: I will never graduate collage, and I will be dead at the age of 23 from a head on collision with a pigeon going 145 MPH (Me, not the Pigeon)
Geo Metro: I just found the car in an alley with a note that said please give me a good home.

bigoldalphamale 12-18-2003 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pragma
Porsche: Would you mind holding the microscope for me while I find my dick to piss?
interesting, because i when i think of porsche, i think: "thank god i am done with med school/ law school/ business school (pick one) and now i think its time reward myself a little bit.'

or

"i've busted my ass to make my money, and now its time to stop fakin in these $30k wanna be sports cars, and get with a real thoroughbred perfomer."

if i had a small dick, i wouldnt be spending $80k to compensate for it with a porsche, hummer, et. al...i would be making an appointment for a $30k enlargement surgery and spending the other $50k on a brand new 5 series.

anyway, my other favorite stereotypes:

mazda (most) = african
hyndai, kia, daewoo, ect...= cars arent important to me
SUV's = ultimate conformist
benz, bmw, jag, saab, audi = i like cars alot
honda, yota, nissan = too cheap to pay for acura, lexus, infiniti


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