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89transam 11-21-2003 11:58 PM

Yugo or a Viper
 
Ok hypothetical situation. Lets say you have 60 years of driving in your lifetime.

You get to choose between the following:

Drive A viper from age 16 to 46 and a Yugo from age 46 to 76.

Or the oppisite

Drive a Yugo from age 16 to 46 and a viper from age 46 to 76.

Now I can see advantages to both, you can either enjoy the viper when you are young but you have to look foward to driving a lousy Yugo afterwards. The Yugo would always seem like POS because you had the viper for so long.

With the Yugo first you only know the yugo and it would feel like a decent car, plus you get to look foward to the day when you get your viper. But, with this situation you wouldent get the badass car in your youth.

sixate 11-22-2003 12:37 AM

This is a no brainer. Viper first.
Here's why:

I'd want to be able to enjoy the performance of the Viper when I was young. When I'm an old fuck I probably won't be able to drive worth shit so why would I need a Viper when I'm old. Plus, if I had a Viper when I was 16 I wouldn't live to be 46. So I'd never have to drive a Yugo anyway. :D

Tech 11-22-2003 01:08 AM

i'd take the Yugo first because if i had the viper when i was 16, i would kill myself. i've almost killed myself more than once already and i only have a '95 grand prix.

soccerchamp76 11-22-2003 11:02 AM

Definitely Viper first.
Having a Viper in High School and then in college would just be amazing. Plus, you could would have it til you are 46. After that, who cares?

Peryn 11-22-2003 08:04 PM

Viper. To fully enjoy a car like that i want to be at my peak as far as reaction times and stuff. Sure, there are older racers, but i think that the quick-thinkin and reaction times of my youth would help me enjoy it that much more. Plus, with the amount of tail your getting from that car by the time your 46, does it really matter? :D

WarWagon 11-22-2003 10:40 PM

Viper first. When I'm old I'll just be crazy enough to drop the Viper motor into the Yugo. :-D

orangeaidcow 11-23-2003 05:51 AM

for me i figure i'll die in the viper no matter what age. so i might as well have fun in the death and not from mistaking the accel for brake.

ducati999 11-24-2003 12:08 AM

viper first just beacause it would hella cool...and you could get chicks! but then again...when you are older that might be a bigger bonus...hmm....

platypus 11-24-2003 06:16 AM

Well, I totalled both a Mustang and a Mitsubishi Starion before I was 22, so I would surely have killed myself with a Viper.

Now that I am much closer to 46, I think the Viper would be a great <b>mid-life crisis mobile</>.

Scorps 11-24-2003 10:04 AM

Viper when young, can drag race them other teens with the ricers, and hell that car will get you so much pussy!

Stare At The Sun 11-24-2003 10:49 AM

Viper viper viper.

No questions asked

Esoteric 11-24-2003 05:46 PM

Viper first,
Quote:

Originally posted by Pain Train
Viper when young, can drag race them other teens with the ricers, and hell that car will get you so much pussy!
..and I couldn't agree more.

BooRadley 11-24-2003 06:43 PM

I like this topic! I'd go for the viper when younger, as superficial as it seems, you will get a whole lot more ass and still have the reflexes to drive the beast.

stingc 11-24-2003 07:13 PM

Best car ad ever:

http://www.icanstyleu.com/ad_viper.jpg

:D

edit: hmm... the picture isn't showing up now??

hahaha 11-24-2003 08:12 PM

lol
Viper first, definitely

Scorps 11-25-2003 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stingc
Best car ad ever:

http://www.icanstyleu.com/ad_viper.jpg

:D

edit: hmm... the picture isn't showing up now??

LOL I remember that ad!

strife 11-25-2003 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixate
This is a no brainer. Viper first.
Here's why:

I'd want to be able to enjoy the performance of the Viper when I was young. When I'm an old fuck I probably won't be able to drive worth shit so why would I need a Viper when I'm old. Plus, if I had a Viper when I was 16 I wouldn't live to be 46. So I'd never have to drive a Yugo anyway. :D

Quote:

Originally posted by Pain Train
Viper when young, can drag race them other teens with the ricers, and hell that car will get you so much pussy!

I can't say it any better than that.

laconic1 11-25-2003 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixate
This is a no brainer. Viper first.
Here's why:

I'd want to be able to enjoy the performance of the Viper when I was young. When I'm an old fuck I probably won't be able to drive worth shit so why would I need a Viper when I'm old. Plus, if I had a Viper when I was 16 I wouldn't live to be 46. So I'd never have to drive a Yugo anyway. :D

What he said.

Really, why would you want to suffer with a Yugo when you are young. Girls would be all over you in a Viper, they would tell you to fuck off in a Yugo. Plus your skills, reflexes and coordiantion start to go away in your 40s and older, so you wouldn't be able to harness the Viper's full potential when you are old.

Edit: Crap, I must be losing my coordination, can't even spell it right.

wrongfullyaccuzd 11-25-2003 10:06 PM

Viper first no question. i can't imagine rolling up to school in a Viper, that'd be amazing...and i can't say much more than to agree with everyone who has said you need to experience that when you're young and still have the reflexes, etc. but to dream...

catback 11-28-2003 07:22 AM

What kind of question is that, it's a no brainer, viper first always. Viper gets the girls. Yugo gets the old ladies. If I had a viper first I'd probably be dead before I get the yugo, and if I wasn't you'd never be able to make the car swap cuse me and the viper would always out run the repo guy in the yugo.

Scorps 12-01-2003 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by catback
What kind of question is that, it's a no brainer, viper first always. Viper gets the girls. Yugo gets the old ladies. If I had a viper first I'd probably be dead before I get the yugo, and if I wasn't you'd never be able to make the car swap cuse me and the viper would always out run the repo guy in the yugo.
HAHA:lol:

silent_jay 12-04-2003 10:22 PM

the viper at 16 would be death, plus call me cheesy but i love yugo's love them. Lada as well come to think of it maybe i am cheesy

Tech 12-05-2003 11:24 AM

i'm sorry, but anybody who needs to have a hot car to get girls must have a crappy personality ;)

and the girls who would only like me for the car i drive aren't the kind of girls i like anyway... *shrug*

Baldrick 12-06-2003 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tech
i'm sorry, but anybody who needs to have a hot car to get girls must have a crappy personality ;)

and the girls who would only like me for the car i drive aren't the kind of girls i like anyway... *shrug*

hehe... I agree 100% Tech. I feel sorry for anyone who relies on a car to get girls. :)

I'd go for the Yugo first for sure. I plan on living to a nice ripe old age. At 46, I will probably be mature enough to enjoy the Viper without killing myself. At 16, I definitely would have never seen 17 in a Viper. :D

Spire 12-07-2003 04:41 PM

viper first and second its always been my dream car


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