This is the most rediculous thing I've ever seen... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

BoCo · 11-19-2003, 11:20 PM

Link: http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/438665

Here's the deal: this dweeb modded a 1991 Supra with some gay Testarossa-style fins and a bunch of Ferrari logos, and he tries to pass it off as a "Lamarossa Ferrari". He even lists it as a 1991 Ferrari F512M.

You made need to wrap your head with duct tape before you view this so your brain matter doesn't go flying all over the room when your head explodes (as mine did). Everything from the lame car to his 7-th grade haircut makes me want to hurl.

Luckily, his girlie is hott, so that eases the pain somewhat. I'd bet a week's pay he has her convinced it's really a Ferrari.

Rippley · 11-20-2003, 01:12 AM

Just saw went there, from Fark...been wiping brains off my screen ever since. The really funny part is the group of people who sign guestbook, encouraging him. In particular I enjoyed the guy who said he'd been a Ferrari fan since childhood, but thought he'd missed a model-number...

What's the world coming to?

DEI37 · 11-20-2003, 05:01 AM

That's just silly. Looks like crap from where I sit.

KeyserSoze · 11-20-2003, 07:44 AM

LMFAO!! Oh.............and his girlfriend is taller then him too

Conclamo Ludus · 11-20-2003, 08:12 AM

I like it. I wouldn't drive the damn thing, but I think its cool that he tried it. If you can't buy one, build your own. I can admire how much detail he went through. Obviously he's not going to be able to build a perfect ferrari, only they can do that. Nice girlfriend (or hired model for a day).

Scorps · 11-20-2003, 08:29 AM

What a fruitcake......she is only with him because of the car.

Peryn · 11-20-2003, 09:06 AM

Talk about crappy work. The idea is neat, and mr2's, supras and a bunch of other cars can look like a very convincing Ferrari when done properly. But that....talk about crappy worksmanship. And those vents....wtf did he do, stick 2x4's onto his car? Its a disgrace to a supra, let alone a Ferrari. He's a cocky arrogant bastard at that, who probably paid more than his car is worth, just to make itlook like that. Just wait till his gf finds out its not really a Ferrari.

BoCo · 11-20-2003, 09:17 AM

Bragging Rights
Est. Horsepower: 340
Weight: 3456

How is a 10.16lb - H.P. ratio something to brag about?
That's no better than a stock Prelude!

thadon · 11-20-2003, 11:53 AM

I've seen this car before but it was on another site or board about 6 months ago ... this kid needs to be friggin shot. WTF, oops my brains are oozing out my ears

absorbentishe · 11-20-2003, 12:03 PM

Next to that Aztek that was modified, this is the dumbest looking thing on the streets! I'd love to pull up next to him just to laugh my ass off at him. If you're going to mod a car, at least make it look original for god's sake!

numist · 11-20-2003, 12:08 PM

its really funny though, because he says

Quote:

Lamarossa haters, you guys ain't got shit on me when I'm boosting in the Lamarossa.

"Im sick of hearing bullshit comments from people who has no fucking respect for other peoples ride. So if you got something nice to say post if not shut the fuck up.
Unless you do own a nice fast Ferrari, get the fuck off my back, you ain't got shit on me."

HAHAHAHA aint got shit while I'm boosting, yeah right, its nothing more than a body kit at that horsepower. Even a mustang (cheap sportscar) could beat that damn thing unmodified...

If he was going to spend all that time modifying the body, he should have added a supercharger so he'd be more than all hat, no cattle.

I can't help but laugh at that....

Quote:

Performance Modifications
Brake Upgrades: Custom
Drivetrain / Transmission: Clutch Masters
Electronics: HKS
Engine Components: HKS
Exhaust: Custom
Header: Custom
Ignition: HKS
Intake: HKS
Performance Chip: Superchip
Shocks: Tokico
Springs: Eibach
Strut Bars: Custom

Major Upgrades: extrude-honed, port and polish, stroke-increase, turbo, bore-increase
Interior/Exterior Modifications
Aerodynamic/Styling Enhancements: Custom
Exterior Lighting: Hella
Gauges: Autometer
Pedals: Custom
Shift Knob: Custom
Steering Wheel: Custom
Tires: Nitto
Wheels: OZ Racing

Yeah right, all those mods and it still doesnt produce...

bah

BoCo · 11-20-2003, 12:16 PM

numist, with all those mods, he should have 500hp easy. The only person who's ever going to believe this crap is his girlfriend, if she is, in fact, his girlfriend.

numist · 11-20-2003, 12:19 PM

he also gives everyone enough info to go and run him off the road, the car cant be that hard to find in CT....

Quote:

Autobiography!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lamarossa Gianni Phung
23 years old, Virgo Sept 9th 1980
South Windsor CT

B.S. Audio Engineering
University of Hartford class of 2003

Wow, very stupid to post that much information all at once...

BoCo · 11-20-2003, 12:26 PM

The B.S. stands for Bullshit!

wrongfullyaccuzd · 11-20-2003, 12:31 PM

wow.
i really really want to kill this guy, what a dick.
the rear lights look like crap, why are they sticking out? ruined one my favorite things about ferraris
"So I'm paying insurrance and mantainents of a supra but I got the attention of a Ferrari."
not only can this dumb bastard not spell, but says he's paying the "insurrance" and "mantainents" (that hurt me to type out) of a supra, then he talks about going to toyota and not bending over the over priced parts...way to contradict yourself...dick. can't wait till someone shows him up with an sti or something...if anyone is from CT, please, find him and run him off the road, as someone else suggested...

numist · 11-20-2003, 12:50 PM

found a link on the subject...

at least he spelled Ferrari correctly, Ill give him that.

As far as his intent, he DID build a Ferrari lookalike out of spare parts, theres a heat register in front of each rear wheel, and theres a close up of the side vents on the link above.

Check it out.

sailor · 11-20-2003, 01:07 PM

Wow. That second link makes it look even more ridiculous than the first.

He better be a good lay--because I cant figure out why that girl would want to be with a tool like that.

Conclamo Ludus · 11-20-2003, 01:09 PM

At the very least I'd say he's resourceful.

Tech · 11-20-2003, 01:29 PM

it would have been nice if he had picked ONE ferrari to model, instead of creating a mish-mash of all of them, most notably the F-40-esque "hood scoops" on a car that otherwise looks NOTHING like an F-40. also, the painted on headlights over the pop-up headlights... just leave them as pop-ups! and the side panel strips look aweful, they just stop near the front of the car instead of blending in flush...

i guess my biggest peeve is that if you are going to mimic a ferrari, above ALL else you should mimic TASTEFULLNESS and REFINEMENT, because that is the essence of what ferrari is.

soccerchamp76 · 11-20-2003, 01:47 PM

Not everybody can have the metal crafting skills that the dude that built the replica SLR McLaren has.\
He tried. He failed.

wrongfullyaccuzd · 11-20-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sailor420
Wow. That second link makes it look even more ridiculous than the first.

yeah it does..the white on the dash looks like CRAP..i'm glad someone took the time to dissect all the junk on that car. someone should discourage that guy.

JusticeForPhat · 11-20-2003, 09:40 PM

when im back in CT for thanksgiving break im gonna hunt this guy down . . . . and then race him in my 2.2 liter 1991 plymouth acclaim. Or my dad's mini van, whatever im rolling in.

numist · 11-20-2003, 09:57 PM

you'll win either way if your boosting either of those...

BoCo · 11-20-2003, 11:07 PM

numist, thanks for that second link. It was way better than the one I posted. The close-ups were nice, but the actually breakdown of the parts on the car really did it!

merkerguitars · 11-20-2003, 11:39 PM

If you think about it that guy should of learned how to do fiberglass work and took then time and he actually could of made that look nice....but he took the shitty looking way instead...

JStrider · 11-21-2003, 12:39 AM

ROFLMFAO

that is hilarious...

look at his engine!!!!!

sky_driver · 11-21-2003, 01:05 PM

Ok, I was going to say give the guy a break, he was just trying to make something unique. THEN, I went to the link in Numist's reply, and now I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I still think he deserves a break, the breakdown was the best. It made my day.

GSRIDER · 11-21-2003, 01:25 PM

His guestbook gets brutal!

I don't know squat about cars, call me crazy but that looks like an I-ROC

bundy · 11-21-2003, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GSRIDER
His guestbook gets brutal!

it gets absolutely disgraceful.
all i can say is thank god TFPers have manners.

as for his vehicle.
well i could think of about a million ways why i wouldn´t do that to my car, but thats just my opinion.

silly car, sad waste of money, but good luck to him.

Jesus Malverde · 11-24-2003, 06:19 PM

Ha ha that sucks. This guy probably feels pretty bad when he reads his guestbook. He got a lot of hits too. It could have been worse, he could have denied that it was a Supra in the first place. Good thing he didn't--judging from the reactions I read, he might have been killed!

WarWagon · 11-25-2003, 04:02 PM

Excellent use of woodscrews in holding the fake carbon fiber panel to the back? Superb glued-on metal shelving trunk duct? Didn't know that ferrari doors had the louvers sticking out a solid 4 inches from the side of the door...

Feel sorry for that Supra. Just might have to go and find him in the Firebird or the Wagon over Thanksgiving break when I'm back in CT.

RaDiAn · 11-25-2003, 05:31 PM

Aaaaah look at the engine...... it looks like a plastic model engine..... crazy stuff!

O well........ Did he say anywhere on the site how much money he put in that thing?

Nice girlfriend to!

Jam · 11-25-2003, 10:35 PM

heh.. i dont know much about cars... but id be embarased to drive that... even more embarassed to have done that myself.. i fI am going to do a job, you might as well do it right

Scorps · 11-26-2003, 10:21 AM

The Pontiac is the only car where you can make it look real!

RemyLebeau97 · 11-26-2003, 11:16 PM

That's like putting a Bentley emblem on a Geo Metro

Scorps · 11-27-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RemyLebeau97
That's like putting a Bentley emblem on a Geo Metro

HAHA good idea

I should put a Lexus logo on my van

catback · 11-28-2003, 07:11 AM

What a dumbass, Ferrari should sue him for defacing the great ferrari name with the complete piece of shit.

harris Jeffer · 11-28-2003, 09:22 AM

well at least the girlfriend is cute! the car is still a supra....now dubbed a stupra!

Fearless_Hyena · 11-28-2003, 04:35 PM

that's hilarious....the guestbook is a good read!!

MacGnG · 11-29-2003, 05:35 PM

11-19-2003, 11:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	This is the most rediculous thing I've ever seen... Link: http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/438665 Here's the deal: this dweeb modded a 1991 Supra with some gay Testarossa-style fins and a bunch of Ferrari logos, and he tries to pass it off as a "Lamarossa Ferrari". He even lists it as a 1991 Ferrari F512M. You made need to wrap your head with duct tape before you view this so your brain matter doesn't go flying all over the room when your head explodes (as mine did). Everything from the lame car to his 7-th grade haircut makes me want to hurl. Luckily, his girlie is hott, so that eases the pain somewhat. I'd bet a week's pay he has her convinced it's really a Ferrari. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

11-20-2003, 01:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rippley Insane	Just saw went there, from Fark...been wiping brains off my screen ever since. The really funny part is the group of people who sign guestbook, encouraging him. In particular I enjoyed the guy who said he'd been a Ferrari fan since childhood, but thought he'd missed a model-number... What's the world coming to? __________________ roadrazer - 300kgs, 300hp = pure fun.

11-20-2003, 05:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's just silly. Looks like crap from where I sit. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

11-20-2003, 07:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
KeyserSoze Psycho Location: Lost Angeles	LMFAO!! Oh.............and his girlfriend is taller then him too __________________ THERE IS NO KEYSER SOZE!!

11-20-2003, 08:12 AM	#5 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I like it. I wouldn't drive the damn thing, but I think its cool that he tried it. If you can't buy one, build your own. I can admire how much detail he went through. Obviously he's not going to be able to build a perfect ferrari, only they can do that. Nice girlfriend (or hired model for a day). __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-20-2003, 08:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	What a fruitcake......she is only with him because of the car.

11-20-2003, 09:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
Peryn Junkie Location: San Diego, CA.	Talk about crappy work. The idea is neat, and mr2's, supras and a bunch of other cars can look like a very convincing Ferrari when done properly. But that....talk about crappy worksmanship. And those vents....wtf did he do, stick 2x4's onto his car? Its a disgrace to a supra, let alone a Ferrari. He's a cocky arrogant bastard at that, who probably paid more than his car is worth, just to make itlook like that. Just wait till his gf finds out its not really a Ferrari. __________________ Dont cry kid, It's not your fault you suck.

11-20-2003, 09:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Bragging Rights Est. Horsepower: 340 Weight: 3456 How is a 10.16lb - H.P. ratio something to brag about? That's no better than a stock Prelude! __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

11-20-2003, 11:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	I've seen this car before but it was on another site or board about 6 months ago ... this kid needs to be friggin shot. WTF, oops my brains are oozing out my ears

11-20-2003, 12:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Next to that Aztek that was modified, this is the dumbest looking thing on the streets! I'd love to pull up next to him just to laugh my ass off at him. If you're going to mod a car, at least make it look original for god's sake!

11-20-2003, 12:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	numist, with all those mods, he should have 500hp easy. The only person who's ever going to believe this crap is his girlfriend, if she is, in fact, his girlfriend. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

11-20-2003, 12:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	The B.S. stands for Bullshit! __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

11-20-2003, 12:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
wrongfullyaccuzd Addict Location: NoVA	wow. i really really want to kill this guy, what a dick. the rear lights look like crap, why are they sticking out? ruined one my favorite things about ferraris "So I'm paying insurrance and mantainents of a supra but I got the attention of a Ferrari." not only can this dumb bastard not spell, but says he's paying the "insurrance" and "mantainents" (that hurt me to type out) of a supra, then he talks about going to toyota and not bending over the over priced parts...way to contradict yourself...dick. can't wait till someone shows him up with an sti or something...if anyone is from CT, please, find him and run him off the road, as someone else suggested...

11-20-2003, 12:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	LinkyLinky found a link on the subject... at least he spelled Ferrari correctly, Ill give him that. As far as his intent, he DID build a Ferrari lookalike out of spare parts, theres a heat register in front of each rear wheel, and theres a close up of the side vents on the link above. Check it out.

11-20-2003, 01:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Wow. That second link makes it look even more ridiculous than the first. He better be a good lay--because I cant figure out why that girl would want to be with a tool like that. __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

11-21-2003, 12:39 AM	#26 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	ROFLMFAO that is hilarious... look at his engine!!!!! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

11-20-2003, 01:09 PM	#18 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	At the very least I'd say he's resourceful. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-20-2003, 01:29 PM	#19 (permalink)
Tech Addict Location: Baltimore MD	it would have been nice if he had picked ONE ferrari to model, instead of creating a mish-mash of all of them, most notably the F-40-esque "hood scoops" on a car that otherwise looks NOTHING like an F-40. also, the painted on headlights over the pop-up headlights... just leave them as pop-ups! and the side panel strips look aweful, they just stop near the front of the car instead of blending in flush... i guess my biggest peeve is that if you are going to mimic a ferrari, above ALL else you should mimic TASTEFULLNESS and REFINEMENT, because that is the essence of what ferrari is. __________________ -Tim- ~I swear sometimes i feel like i'm married to a child. ~You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois, cause if i'm a child than you know what that makes you? a pedophile. and i'll be damned if i'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

11-20-2003, 01:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Not everybody can have the metal crafting skills that the dude that built the replica SLR McLaren has.\ He tried. He failed. __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

11-20-2003, 09:40 PM	#22 (permalink)
JusticeForPhat Crazy Location: Philly	when im back in CT for thanksgiving break im gonna hunt this guy down . . . . and then race him in my 2.2 liter 1991 plymouth acclaim. Or my dad's mini van, whatever im rolling in.

11-20-2003, 09:57 PM	#23 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	you'll win either way if your boosting either of those...

11-20-2003, 11:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	numist, thanks for that second link. It was way better than the one I posted. The close-ups were nice, but the actually breakdown of the parts on the car really did it! __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

11-20-2003, 11:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	If you think about it that guy should of learned how to do fiberglass work and took then time and he actually could of made that look nice....but he took the shitty looking way instead... __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

11-21-2003, 01:05 PM	#27 (permalink)
sky_driver Insane	Ok, I was going to say give the guy a break, he was just trying to make something unique. THEN, I went to the link in Numist's reply, and now I kind of feel sorry for the guy. I still think he deserves a break, the breakdown was the best. It made my day.

11-21-2003, 01:25 PM	#28 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	His guestbook gets brutal! I don't know squat about cars, call me crazy but that looks like an I-ROC __________________ No signature at this time.

11-24-2003, 06:19 PM	#30 (permalink)
Jesus Malverde Psycho Location: Sinaloa, Mexico	Ha ha that sucks. This guy probably feels pretty bad when he reads his guestbook. He got a lot of hits too. It could have been worse, he could have denied that it was a Supra in the first place. Good thing he didn't--judging from the reactions I read, he might have been killed! __________________ ...I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life...

11-25-2003, 04:02 PM	#31 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Excellent use of woodscrews in holding the fake carbon fiber panel to the back? Superb glued-on metal shelving trunk duct? Didn't know that ferrari doors had the louvers sticking out a solid 4 inches from the side of the door... Feel sorry for that Supra. Just might have to go and find him in the Firebird or the Wagon over Thanksgiving break when I'm back in CT.

11-25-2003, 05:31 PM	#32 (permalink)
RaDiAn Addict	Aaaaah look at the engine...... it looks like a plastic model engine..... crazy stuff! O well........ Did he say anywhere on the site how much money he put in that thing? Nice girlfriend to!

11-25-2003, 10:35 PM	#33 (permalink)
Jam Junkie	heh.. i dont know much about cars... but id be embarased to drive that... even more embarassed to have done that myself.. i fI am going to do a job, you might as well do it right

11-26-2003, 10:21 AM	#34 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	The Pontiac is the only car where you can make it look real!

11-26-2003, 11:16 PM	#35 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	That's like putting a Bentley emblem on a Geo Metro

11-28-2003, 07:11 AM	#37 (permalink)
catback Psycho Location: North America	What a dumbass, Ferrari should sue him for defacing the great ferrari name with the complete piece of shit.

11-28-2003, 09:22 AM	#38 (permalink)
harris Jeffer Psycho Location: Black Dog Bay, Alaska	well at least the girlfriend is cute! the car is still a supra....now dubbed a stupra! __________________ I can't drive 55

11-28-2003, 04:35 PM	#39 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	that's hilarious....the guestbook is a good read!!

11-29-2003, 05:35 PM	#40 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	why?