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rmarshall · 09-26-2003, 09:58 AM

A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "Lady! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"

Peryn · 09-26-2003, 11:13 AM

nice.

personally, not a chance in hell after 10 years id give up sex for a motorcycle... unless maybe there was a gas station on the island

Moonduck · 09-26-2003, 08:54 PM

Good one!

bundy · 09-26-2003, 09:43 PM

thats very funny.
thanks.

Stare At The Sun · 09-26-2003, 09:59 PM

Very nice indeed.

ducati999 · 09-28-2003, 09:44 PM

lol....i would say the same thing

rockogre · 09-29-2003, 11:22 AM

Damn right!

thadon · 09-30-2003, 11:52 AM

that was funny, dude was definitely delirous

B21 · 09-30-2003, 04:48 PM

merkerguitars · 09-30-2003, 07:15 PM

Too good and too true....

71classic · 10-02-2003, 05:53 PM

that's a good one, think she'd give up all that power in her middle pocket for someone who has been stranded on an island for ten years?

aryan · 10-04-2003, 03:55 PM

the guy was drunk no wonder his judgement was impaired

09-26-2003, 09:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	True Biker A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?" And the man replies, "Lady! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"

09-26-2003, 11:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Peryn Junkie Location: San Diego, CA.	nice. personally, not a chance in hell after 10 years id give up sex for a motorcycle... unless maybe there was a gas station on the island __________________ Dont cry kid, It's not your fault you suck.

09-26-2003, 09:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats very funny. thanks. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-28-2003, 09:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
ducati999 Crazy Location: USA	lol....i would say the same thing __________________ Twist of the wrist

09-29-2003, 11:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Damn right! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-26-2003, 08:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	Good one!

09-26-2003, 09:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Very nice indeed.

09-30-2003, 11:52 AM	#8 (permalink)
thadon Cruisin thru life Location: Alpharetta, GA	that was funny, dude was definitely delirous

09-30-2003, 04:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
B21 Loser Location: Earth	NICE

09-30-2003, 07:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Too good and too true.... __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

10-02-2003, 05:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
71classic Upright	that's a good one, think she'd give up all that power in her middle pocket for someone who has been stranded on an island for ten years? __________________ The only normal people are the ones you don't really know.

10-04-2003, 03:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
aryan Upright	the guy was drunk no wonder his judgement was impaired