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skippy · 08-06-2003, 06:36 PM

ok here is a really dumb name

Ford f150.... "Eddie Bauer", what the hell is that for a name, the fricken truck needs a safari hat on the roof instead of a dome light.

Or the chevrolet 1500 "scotsdale" it comes with a tartan interior. (did someone lose a lesiure suit?)

The best names for vehicles ever... The Land Rover or the toyota Land cruiser.

they are classics

Peryn · 08-06-2003, 08:50 PM

Scion. Not only is it ugly, its sounds terrible too

souzafone · 08-06-2003, 08:51 PM

How about a misused name -Pontiac Lemans made in Korea.Or Chevette, almost a Chevy.

wondash · 08-07-2003, 04:05 AM

How about the Canyonero!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?
smells like a steak and seats thirty five!
Canyonero......canyonero
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero.....canyonero Hey Hey!!
{The federal highway commision has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving}
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero....canyonero
Top of the line in utility sports
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
Canyonero....canyonero
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-crushin' deer-smackin' driving machine
Canyonero.....Canyonero"

merkerguitars · 08-07-2003, 10:46 PM

Ford Aspire...sounds more like assfire to me

impreza56 · 08-08-2003, 12:17 AM

what about the ford ka, holden cruze, or the proton waja??

32v4c · 08-08-2003, 11:50 AM

Ford Aspire - as in it "aspires" to not be a piece.

Camaro, El Camino, Durango - the 3 o's that make no sense.

kajagoogoo · 08-08-2003, 05:21 PM

yeah durango!
wtf is that?

rogue49 · 08-09-2003, 09:24 PM

One of my old cars

Diahatsu Charade

Great car, very underestimated.
It could do anything.
I loved it for what it was worth.

But the name was horrible.
People would always say it right after me in a question form?
"Daihatsu?"
"God bless you"

(sorry, it was a running joke I had)

YaWhateva · 08-09-2003, 10:44 PM

The Honda Element is a stupid car and has a stupid name.

Here is the link to Maddox's take on four crappy cars.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

vermin · 08-10-2003, 08:03 AM

First time I saw a Honda Element was about 3 weeks ago. My first thought: "Damn! That's just as ugly as the Aztec!". Some car designers need to be clubbed like baby seals.

As for the worst car names: Pacer, Aspire (my wife's stupid friend owns one and pronounces it ASS-pyre), and Parisienne (Buick).

BoCo · 08-10-2003, 10:14 AM

Prelude

What the fuck was it a prelude to???

reconmike · 08-10-2003, 10:25 AM

Stanza, it stands a for crap,
Maxima, maxima cost for ownership
sentra, it should be sentra right to the junk yard.

camary,corolla,

08-06-2003, 08:50 PM	#42 (permalink)
Peryn Junkie Location: San Diego, CA.	Scion. Not only is it ugly, its sounds terrible too __________________ Dont cry kid, It's not your fault you suck.

08-07-2003, 10:46 PM	#45 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Ford Aspire...sounds more like assfire to me __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

08-09-2003, 10:44 PM	#50 (permalink)
YaWhateva Friend Location: New Mexico	The Honda Element is a stupid car and has a stupid name. Here is the link to Maddox's take on four crappy cars. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars __________________ “If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.” - Bill O'Reilly "This is my United States of Whateva!"

08-10-2003, 08:03 AM	#51 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	First time I saw a Honda Element was about 3 weeks ago. My first thought: "Damn! That's just as ugly as the Aztec!". Some car designers need to be clubbed like baby seals. As for the worst car names: Pacer, Aspire (my wife's stupid friend owns one and pronounces it ASS-pyre), and Parisienne (Buick). __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-10-2003, 10:14 AM	#52 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Prelude What the fuck was it a prelude to??? __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

08-06-2003, 06:36 PM	#41 (permalink)
skippy Banned	ok here is a really dumb name Ford f150.... "Eddie Bauer", what the hell is that for a name, the fricken truck needs a safari hat on the roof instead of a dome light. Or the chevrolet 1500 "scotsdale" it comes with a tartan interior. (did someone lose a lesiure suit?) The best names for vehicles ever... The Land Rover or the toyota Land cruiser. they are classics

08-06-2003, 08:51 PM	#43 (permalink)
souzafone Insane	How about a misused name -Pontiac Lemans made in Korea.Or Chevette, almost a Chevy.

08-07-2003, 04:05 AM	#44 (permalink)
wondash Psycho	How about the Canyonero! Can you name the truck with four wheel drive? smells like a steak and seats thirty five! Canyonero......canyonero Well it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country fried truck endorsed by a clown Canyonero.....canyonero Hey Hey!! {The federal highway commision has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving} Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty five tons of American pride! Canyonero....canyonero Top of the line in utility sports unexplained fires are a matter for the courts Canyonero....canyonero She blinds everybody with her super high beams She's a squirrel-crushin' deer-smackin' driving machine Canyonero.....Canyonero"

08-08-2003, 12:17 AM	#46 (permalink)
impreza56 Upright	what about the ford ka, holden cruze, or the proton waja??

08-08-2003, 11:50 AM	#47 (permalink)
32v4c Upright	Ford Aspire - as in it "aspires" to not be a piece. Camaro, El Camino, Durango - the 3 o's that make no sense.

08-08-2003, 05:21 PM	#48 (permalink)
kajagoogoo Psycho	yeah durango! wtf is that?

08-09-2003, 09:24 PM	#49 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	One of my old cars Diahatsu Charade Great car, very underestimated. It could do anything. I loved it for what it was worth. But the name was horrible. People would always say it right after me in a question form? "Daihatsu?" "God bless you" (sorry, it was a running joke I had)

08-10-2003, 10:25 AM	#53 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	Stanza, it stands a for crap, Maxima, maxima cost for ownership sentra, it should be sentra right to the junk yard. camary,corolla, __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?