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skippy 08-06-2003 06:36 PM

ok here is a really dumb name

Ford f150.... "Eddie Bauer", what the hell is that for a name, the fricken truck needs a safari hat on the roof instead of a dome light.

Or the chevrolet 1500 "scotsdale" it comes with a tartan interior. (did someone lose a lesiure suit?)

The best names for vehicles ever... The Land Rover or the toyota Land cruiser.

they are classics

Peryn 08-06-2003 08:50 PM

Scion. Not only is it ugly, its sounds terrible too

souzafone 08-06-2003 08:51 PM

How about a misused name -Pontiac Lemans made in Korea.Or Chevette, almost a Chevy.

wondash 08-07-2003 04:05 AM

How about the Canyonero!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive?
smells like a steak and seats thirty five!
Canyonero......canyonero
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero.....canyonero Hey Hey!!
{The federal highway commision has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving}
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero....canyonero
Top of the line in utility sports
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts
Canyonero....canyonero
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-crushin' deer-smackin' driving machine
Canyonero.....Canyonero"

merkerguitars 08-07-2003 10:46 PM

Ford Aspire...sounds more like assfire to me

impreza56 08-08-2003 12:17 AM

what about the ford ka, holden cruze, or the proton waja??

32v4c 08-08-2003 11:50 AM

Ford Aspire - as in it "aspires" to not be a piece.

Camaro, El Camino, Durango - the 3 o's that make no sense.

kajagoogoo 08-08-2003 05:21 PM

yeah durango!
wtf is that?

rogue49 08-09-2003 09:24 PM

One of my old cars

Diahatsu Charade

Great car, very underestimated.
It could do anything.
I loved it for what it was worth.

But the name was horrible.
People would always say it right after me in a question form?
"Daihatsu?"
"God bless you";) (sorry, it was a running joke I had)

YaWhateva 08-09-2003 10:44 PM

The Honda Element is a stupid car and has a stupid name.

http://maddox.xmission.com/element3b.jpg

Here is the link to Maddox's take on four crappy cars.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=ugly_cars

vermin 08-10-2003 08:03 AM

First time I saw a Honda Element was about 3 weeks ago. My first thought: "Damn! That's just as ugly as the Aztec!". Some car designers need to be clubbed like baby seals.

As for the worst car names: Pacer, Aspire (my wife's stupid friend owns one and pronounces it ASS-pyre), and Parisienne (Buick).

BoCo 08-10-2003 10:14 AM

Prelude

What the fuck was it a prelude to???

reconmike 08-10-2003 10:25 AM

Stanza, it stands a for crap,
Maxima, maxima cost for ownership
sentra, it should be sentra right to the junk yard.

camary,corolla,


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