Cynthetiq

I've seen many vids of girls on emergency brakes or on the stick shifter, but I'm having a hard time seeing a guy doing... I don't even know what to imagine.

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

smoore

The internet is a wonderful place. If it wasn't for the internet I wouldn't know what a "furry" or a "plushie" was. Now I know what a "mechaniphiliac" is.

I'll bet, buddy... I'll bet. Just wait 'till they let you get near a fighter jet.

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smoore

LoganSnake

So how does one have sex with a car? Stick it into the tailpipe, the gas tank opening, or just masturbating while kissing/caressing the car?

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Shauk

QuasiMondo

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-From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

Hain

Wha... huh...


@ Shauk:
Do I even want to know?

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Baraka_Guru

I always found it a bit disturbing when they describe automobiles in ads as "sexy."

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Craven Morehead

Baraka_Guru

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

SSJTWIZTA

and just when i thought people couldn't get any stranger.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Brewmaniac

Zoom, Zoom,Zoom!

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lotsofmagnets

craven´s picture really does say everything that needs to be said about "auto-erotica"

imho: ew ew ew ew

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

QuasiMondo

I'm going to stab myself in the eyes now.

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Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer.

-From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator

ktspktsp

It's always about Washington state natives, isn't it... What's up with that, Abaya?

abaya

Ahem, correction: it's always about Washington State MALES. Hence, why I did not marry a hometown boy.

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for Love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
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Punk.of.Ages

Wow.....

Seriously, loss for words going on.

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"The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion..." - Henry Steel Commager

"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

RetroGunslinger

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Cronenberg's Crash up to this point. 'Course, judging by that there picture, I suppose it's expected.

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

blahblah454

Wow, that picture is going to give me nightmares.

Shauk

damnit, i've been found out.

jewels

OMFG!! That's really freaky.

Who defends those violated cars?

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

Sion

gives a whole new meaning to "If this van is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'"

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

lotsofmagnets

makes me wonder how i wold feel if i walked outside to find some guy sexing my car. also, by definition, is this pretty much a male-only hobby?

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?