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saut · 10-15-2004, 11:13 AM

I was recently going through some old stuff of mine and came across a short story I wrote in second grade. It was actually pretty good and gave me a few chuckles, so I thought I'd share it here. I won't edit the spelling or grammar at all so you can get the full effect.

Bloody Noises

Once there was a hotel. One man wanted a room. The bell boy told him they had one room left. Then he told him it was hanted. The man said I'm not afraid of ghosts. So he went to his room. He was reading the newspaper when he heard something. And it was saying bloody noises!!! So he went to the window and a hamster with a bloody nose poped up - and threw him out the window. Another man came and wanted a room. The bell boy told him the same thing. The man said I'm not afraid of ghosts. He went to his room and was playing the banjo. It was not long before he heard a voice singing along. It was saying bloody noises. So he went to the window and a hamster poped up. And threw him out the window. Another man came to the hotel. He also wanted a room the bell boy told him the same thing. And he said I'm not afraid of ghosts. So he went to his room and was sleeping. He heard bloody noesies. He woke up and ran to the window. And said we need a vetenareyen!

The End

by John Dzurko

Charecters:

Hamster: Arnold Skerterhamster
Man 1: Constukshon worker
Man 2: Office Man
Man 3: Old Man
Bell boy: Just a bell boy

I hope you liked it as much as I did... I especially got a kick out of the banjo player and the casting list.

K-Wise · 10-27-2004, 01:45 PM

I've heard a joke similar to this. Cept it was a guy who would come out of the closet screaming "Bloody Fingers" it was one of my favorites as a kid. Cept it was the typical racial twist to it...first guy was white, second guy was black, and the third the mexican responded to "BLOODY FINGERS!!" with "Hey vato why don't you get yourself a bandaid?!" Pretty stupid now but when I was a kid I loved it.

Asta!!

10-15-2004, 11:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
saut Registered User Location: Pittsburgh	Bloody Noises... I was recently going through some old stuff of mine and came across a short story I wrote in second grade. It was actually pretty good and gave me a few chuckles, so I thought I'd share it here. I won't edit the spelling or grammar at all so you can get the full effect. Bloody Noises Once there was a hotel. One man wanted a room. The bell boy told him they had one room left. Then he told him it was hanted. The man said I'm not afraid of ghosts. So he went to his room. He was reading the newspaper when he heard something. And it was saying bloody noises!!! So he went to the window and a hamster with a bloody nose poped up - and threw him out the window. Another man came and wanted a room. The bell boy told him the same thing. The man said I'm not afraid of ghosts. He went to his room and was playing the banjo. It was not long before he heard a voice singing along. It was saying bloody noises. So he went to the window and a hamster poped up. And threw him out the window. Another man came to the hotel. He also wanted a room the bell boy told him the same thing. And he said I'm not afraid of ghosts. So he went to his room and was sleeping. He heard bloody noesies. He woke up and ran to the window. And said we need a vetenareyen! The End by John Dzurko Charecters: Hamster: Arnold Skerterhamster Man 1: Constukshon worker Man 2: Office Man Man 3: Old Man Bell boy: Just a bell boy I hope you liked it as much as I did... I especially got a kick out of the banjo player and the casting list.

10-27-2004, 01:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I've heard a joke similar to this. Cept it was a guy who would come out of the closet screaming "Bloody Fingers" it was one of my favorites as a kid. Cept it was the typical racial twist to it...first guy was white, second guy was black, and the third the mexican responded to "BLOODY FINGERS!!" with "Hey vato why don't you get yourself a bandaid?!" Pretty stupid now but when I was a kid I loved it. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!