fhqwhgads' haiku, part 1
 

I used to write humorous haiku awhile back, and I thought about picking it up again. I wish I could find my old notebook full of 'em.

Here's one I wrote while working as a security guard. If it looks familiar, it's because I posted it on TFP v3. Without further ado:


Security Guard Blues

Stupid customers
Always making dumb requests
like: "Stop kicking me"

Hahaha

A haiku is 5
Syllables then 7 right?
5 to finish off?

It was amusing. Did you really get to ever kick anyone?

Nope. Never kicked anyone. Just got tired of stupid customer requests...

(check your second line vonstalhein.)

jack kerouac is
the best haiku writter cause
he makes his own style

like

mayonaise
mayonaise comes in cans
down the river