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Old 04-27-2004, 08:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Got the 13 Kid Blues

Said she left to go to work
badump badump
Now how was i to know she ran off with some jerk
badump badump
Left me here with 13 kids
badump badump
Each one has shoes that don't fit...
badump badump
Now who says with kids ya can't lose
badump badump
Cause they never had to buy 13 pairs of shoes......
I got the 13 kid blues
badump badump
Now I gotta sell my car
badump badump
cause i only gotta a 2 seater
badump badump
I take them kids to foot locker
badump badump
where the 13th pair is always free
badump badump
and the salesman smiles and says to me
badump badump
wife went to work
badump badump
and left ya for some jerk
badump badump
guess ya got the 13 kid blues
badump badump
hate to tell ya but ya get no free shoes
badump badump
cause we rose all the prices today
badump badump
and there's 14 kids by the way
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 04-27-2004, 10:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That was hilarious! Brought a wry smile to my face.
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