Psivage

This is what is called a promo, for you wrestling fans you would know what that is. For others, it is a role-play, I'm part of an e-fed, this one of the promo I did recently I'm quite proud of it, got a lot of compelments on it.

This is all for you Jay:

Psivage is standing in the ring, the crowd was doing their ususal booing and cheering, nothing new there. He waited till there was some semblance of hush to begin.

“ The B.w.A is facing a crisis, a crisis that has happen before and will happen again. One of B.w.A Super Duper Star might be leaving. That is right Jay Regehr might be going bye-bye. I for one would be heart broken should that occurred, the B.w.A without Jay Regehr what will become of the B.w.A will it survive, or will it slowly die by the wayside?”

Psivage shakes his head in sadness thinking that the B.w.A won’t survive, he turns his face away from the crowd to wipe one lone tear away.

“ Sure Jay left before, but we all thought that he was dead, so we moved on, then we were surprised couple of months back when Jay came back from the dead, and he reveal it was all a plan to hide. This is different, this time if Jay leaves he will be leaving alive, or so we think. He could of course die of what was it stomach cancer again? Or some other incurable disease, or perhaps an airplane crash, wait no I think he died that way as well, and it turned out to be a dream, a dream that we all shared. Still trying to wrap my mind around that one. Maybe this time it will be a car wreck, or he will get shot by some mysterious stranger. Or maybe he will just surprise us all and leave. Of course though it will be a couple of months before he makes his surprise return. But still those months that he will be away will be almost unbearable. That is why, for today and today only, I'm having a ....”

Psivage points to the video screen:

PLEASE DON’T LEAVE PARTY!!

Appears on the screen. The crowd was in shock, disbelief, befuddled.

“ That is right, this is for you Jay Regehr and only for one we want you to stay, you are the star of the B.w.A, not Badd, not Loco, not Yonson, not Honest Joe Reno, not Pummel, not Apathy, not Bel, not Kurt, not Lord Thog, not Christian Solider, not Jason Nero, not Vain, not Victor, and certainly not I. Yes Jay Regehr you and only you are the star of the B.w.A!! Come on crowd lets give Jay Regehr and hand!”

Psivage begins to clap, slowly the crowd begins to clap with him, chants of Regehr soon fill the arena, Psivage encourage them on. After a full fifteen minutes the cheers and the chant begin to fade away.

“ Did you hear that Jay, the crowd loves you. Hell big fella even I have a soft spot for you. Jay I care for you so much I went looking for people that made an impact in your life. I would like to draw everyone attention to the screen.”

The crowd look at the screen the PLEASE DON’T LEAVE PARTY graphic begins to fade away in its place was a nice looking girl.

“ Ladies and Gentlemen this women lost her virginity to Jay Regehr, her name is Mindy Lee Who.”

The crowd clapped.

“ First off thank you for joining up today”

“Oh I couldn’t wait to do this, Jay made such an impact on my life. I just wish I could have been there in person.”

“ We all do Mindy, we all do, now tell us how did you and Jay meet?”


“ Well I just moved next door to Jay and Jay came over with bunches of dandelions, I knew right there that I love him.”

“ How old were you.”

“ I was 6, Jay was 7.”

“ Now Mindy tell us about the night that the magic happen.”

“ Oh gosh, it was amazing, Jay was so gentle and loving, it lasted well into the morning, I never orgasms so much in my life. Jay was the absolute best male lover I ever had.”

“ That is so touching Mindy. So beautiful, now would you like to see Jay stay on here at the B.w.A?

“ Oh yes very much, Jay and I lost touch long ago, so the only time I ever get to see his handsome face is on T.V. and I must confess, each time I see him, I get drawn back to that night oh so long ago. Thinking about it I still get mini-orgasms. In fact, my this is embarrassing, sometime when I’m with my lover, I put in a Jay Regehr to add to the mood.”

“Nothing to be embarrassing of Mindy in fact, I too sometimes pop in a Regehr match myself here and there.”

Silence, as the crowd tries to wrap their mind around that.

“ For my work-outs! You sickos, I try to get my body to be well defined as Jays.”

Sure you do the crowd thinks.

“ Hey Mindy, did you said early that Jay was the best male lover you ever had?”

“ Oh yes I did, you see after that night Jay spoiled me, soon afterward I became a lesbian. I mean I had the best, so why torture my self?”

“ Very good, thank you for joining us today, Mindy.”

“ No thank you.”

“ Ladies and Gentlemen a round of applause for Mindy Lee Who.”


The crowd claps as the screen fades away as Mindy waves good-bye.

“ Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m being informed that we have to take a short break. We will return after these messages.”

Should Jay Regehr stay or go? It is now your turn to express your opinion, if you want Jay Regehr to stay call. 1-900-B.w.A- Stay, if you want Jay Regehr to go call 1-900-B.w.A-Quit

Each call cost $1.99, please get parents permission before calling.

The scene fades in once more to Psivage in the ring.

“ And we are back, thank you for joining us. Once again, heh, you know I’m beginning to feel like Jerry Lewis and I’m raising money for Jay. Oh well, the thing you do to keep a true champion where he belong. Ok up next we have a Coach Leagon, seem like Jay tried for the football team and didn’t make it. Here is the Coach to explain why.”

The screen fade to a oldish fellow.

“ Well first off, Jay could of made it, there was no doubt that boy had talent no doubt at all, the problem was that boy was just too dang tough.”

“ Too tough to play football? I didn’t think it was possible.”

“ Well hell neither did I, I wouldn’t believe it if I had witness the amazing feat with my vey own eyes.”

“ Please go on.”

“ Well Jay was in 9th or 10th grade he came trotting out all deck out in uniform, first day of pratice, we put them through their paces, and I knew there was something special about Jay, he didn’t falter at all, he didn’t slow down, at first I though the young punks was trying to impress us and that he soon will petered out, but by damn the boy never did, in fact in got stronger. Never seen anything like it.”

The Coach spat out a chunk of chewing spit.

“ Well it was time to do drills, Jay wanted to be a tight-end so after we tried different people in the position it was Jay turn and by damn that boy broke through the line, time after time, no one could stop. Hell some of the seniors gave it a shot, and these boys were about twice Jay size, but Jay plowed through them as if they were rice paper. Well soon other school heard about Jay and showed up to watch this youngster, they couldn’t believe. Well a school meeting was form and all the school in the district filed a complaint against Jay playing football for us said it gave us a unfair advance. Ever heard such bullshit?”

“ No sir I haven’t. That was a truly amazing story you just told us. So sir please tell us should Jay leave or stay.”

“ Shoot son, Jay should stay, it is obvious that he is the toughest one there. Jay would be a fool to pack up his bags and leave now.”

“ I couldn’t agree with you any more, Sir. Thank you for joining us.”

“ Hell son, pleasure was all mine.”

The screen fades away as the crowd claps.

“ As you can see Jay was much loved my many people. Jay people care about you, they might not show it but we all care. Jay please don’t go. And that bring us to my next guest. Ladies and Gentlemen I proudly present to you K.C. and the Sunshine Band!!!

The crowd look as the screen fades into a shot of K.C. and the Sunshine Band,

they waited till the crowd quiet down and begin to play:

I need you, Yeah Jay, I need you so I want you to know, That I'm going to miss your wrestling, The minute you walk out that ring

So please don't go, Don't go, Don't go away, Please don't go, Don't go,I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, At least in my lifetime,I've had one dream come true, I was blessed to be able, to watch you wrestle someone as wonderful as you

So please don't go, Don't go, Don't go away, Please don't go, Don't go,I'm begging you to stay

Hey, hey, hey, Yeah Jay, I need you so I, I want you to know That I'm going to miss your wrestling. The minute you walk out that ring So please don't go, Don't go Don't go away Hey, hey, hey I need your wrestling I'm down on my knees Beggin' please, please, please Don't go
Don't you hear me Jay please don't go Don't leave me now Oh, no, no, no, no Please don't go
I want you to know That I, I, I, need you so Don't leave me Jay Please don't go


“ Ladies and Gentlemen give it up one more time for K.C and the Sunshine Band!!!”

The crowd was on their cheering for the great performance that they just witness, K.C and the Sunshine band may be getting up there in age, but they can still rock!

“ I’m sad to say that, that is all I have to bring you. I hope it was enough to get Jay to stay. But right now, I urge the people in the back to put down their difference and come on down to the ring and join me. Share you favorite Jay moment with everybody, maybe just maybe we can convince Jay to stay.”

Psivage turns and look at the entrance to see if anyone will join him in the to help convince Jay to stay.

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This next one i did was just for the hell of it spur of the moment, I needed to do a promo and my mind was blank, so I thought up this, the great this about it is the MSN conversation is real. I change the name of the guy I was talking too, I change some other stuff to to make it fit, this promo, Empathy is actually a girl name Apathy, Beyond the Ring is actually Behind the Wrestler-No Gimmick Allowed, it is a interview column that I do for another board.

Psivage is a woman:


Psivage is typing away on the computer, the light glows in the dark, clickety-clack the keys rang out. Clictey-clack. Psivage grabs his can of Dr. Pepper and drank.

“ What an idiot.”

Psivage mumbles to know one in particular. He sat the can down and return to typing. More typing of the keys. Seem Psivage is on MSN talking to someone.

Knightmare - : hey biatch!!!!!!!1
Stone Man:: yeah what!!
Knightmare - : you wanna?: go?!!!!! : ill take you!
Stone Man: please women.
Knighmare: at least theirs a woman in my house, not a he-she like in yours
Stone Man: your mom don't count
Knightmare:my mom died
Stone Man: so?
Knighmare: of course she doesn’t count you cripple, fuck
Stone Man: nor does your sister
Knightmare: dount have one, my bro probably has bigger breasts then your wife
Stone Man: probably since i'm not married
Knightmare: huh?, you said you had a wife
Stone Man: I lied.
Knightmare: lol, why?
Stone Man:bored.
Knightmare: u lied about you leg too
Stone Man: yup. I'm not even a male you dip.
Knightmare: SuRe

A knock sounded on Psivage door, in walked Kurt.

“ Hey Xavier what are you up too.”

“ Talking to this guy I know, trying to convince him I’m really a woman.”

Kurt stood there looking stun, slowly he steps forward and grabs a chair and moved it next to Psivage.

“ Why in the hell are you doing that?”

“ Because I can.”

“How did you meet him?”

“ Through an e-fed I’m in.”

“ E-Fed what is that.”

“ A fake wrestling federation, on the internet, it mainly inhabited by a bunch of geek, who wants to be professional wrestler but don’t have the physique or ambition to get their fat asses off the couch and try to make something of their lives.”

Kurt and Psivage looked at each other. A bird chirped in the night.

“ Geeks.”

“ Yup.”

Stone Man:
Knightmare: : seriously?
Stone Man: about what?
Knightmare: your leg, you lied?
Stone Man: no I'm missing my leg
Knightmare:: so your a guy too?
Stone Man: no.
Knightmare: your a girl?
Stone Man: yup. A butch lesbo.
Knightmare: sure...

“ He is not falling for it.”

“ He will.”

“ Stone Man?”

“ That is my e-fed guy name, a mixture between Stone Cold Steve Austin and Undertaker. He thinks he is a creature from Stone Hedge brought to life, by mystic druids.”

“ Why would mystic druids have him in a wrestling federation.”

“ You got to suspend your believes, nothing makes sense in a e-fed. But that is what is fun about them, anything can happen and it probably does.”

Stone Man: hey hun, did you reply to my rp yet?
Knightmare: : not yet, hun? you're sounding like a girl
Stone Man: I'm a girl.
Knightmare: honestly?
Stone Man: yes, have you read Empathy Beyond the Ring? know how she talk about when she was face with sexist pigs wanting cyber in order to push her, happened to me as well, that is why I decided to hide my gender.
Knightmare: : ohh, and now your not hiding?
Stone Man: I'm drunk.
Knightmare: : lol, you said after you accident you never touch a beer get your story straight
Stone Man: I lied about that as well sweetie.
Knightmare: so you still have a leg?
Stone Man: two, pretty damn nice from what I've been told.
Knightmare: two legs?
Stone Man: two legs to wrap around a manly waist.
Knightmare : lol

Kurt looks at Xavier, with a disgusted look on his face.

“Manly waist?”

“ Hey got to play the part.”

“ Do you have to do so well?”

Knightmare: how old are u?
Stone Man: 21
Knightmare: ok, lets see a pic. You man! that shut u up! lol
Stone Man: You can't handle a picture of me.
Knightmare: : lol, you dont need to lie
Stone Man: I will try. I think I got one. hang tight hun.
Stone Man: I will try. I think I got one. hang tight hun.
Knightmare: : lol, ok.......... ...im not very patient
Stone Man: hang on, damn you are like my last boyfriend always wanting to skip foreplay.
Knightmare: ahahahahahahahaha

“ He got you now!”

“ Please, Kurt, I got this all figure out, I just sent one I got off the net, you see most people will send a nude, but that will give it away that they are playing, me on the other hand. I got this picture off a personal webpage watch and learn.”

Stone Man: I'm the one with the leather pants and flame shirt, enjoy.
Knightmare : lol, who else knows?
Stone Man: no one, so please don't tell. I don't know how they would react.
Knightmare : you got it
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Stone Man: well sweeite what do you think?
Knightmare : cool, 21?
Stone Man: yup couple of months 22
Knightmare: cool, a year and im 14
Stone Man: a younger. Who knows in a few years I might visit you.
Knightmare: lol, what do you work as?
Stone Man: waitress
Knightmare are u studying to become something?
Stone Man: yeah, part time, I would like to own a catering company you know for weddings and such like that.
Knightmare: thats cool, wow, that really came as a surprise, you can really act
Stone Man: thanks I had older brothers. so I just behaved how they did.
Knightmare lol, just wondering? Why out of all the people did you tell me?
Stone Man: drunkenness I guess. slipped out who knows.
Knightmare: lol: heh, you know alot about computers and making sites?
Stone Man: hell, no. I had to have my brother teach me most stuff.
Knightmare : damn

Psivage ended the conversation and sat back victorious, he had just convince someone he was a woman. Kurt shook his head in amazement.

“Some people.”

“Yup, you think you and Pummel will retain tomorrow?”

“ Hell if I know, the way Pummel’s been drinking, and what one of the Lord of the Rings did to him, it going to be tough. How about you.”

“ Don’t know Antonio is trained differently than we are. He is a Ultimate Fighter, should be good at least. Hopefully I get the better of him.”

Kurt heads to the door he looks back.

“ Going to bed now?

“ Naw I have to type up a promo for my e-fed, got a tight race with someone, I think one more should put me over.”

“ Ok see you tomorrow.”

Kurt left Psivage room, Psivage sat back in his chair wondering what kind of RPing to do to gain the advantage over his opponent.