Strange Famous

Saw VII

The scene opens in a large and grimy room. There are no windows and harsh electric light is the only illumination. Next we see the inhabitants of the room. Three extremely attractive women and two metrosexual, superficially attractive men are seen slowly waking up from a deep sleep. They all appear very confused to find themselves in this location. (the women are Rachel Bilson, Ali Bastian and the black girl who used to be Skins; who cares who the males are...)

After a short time one of the characters finds a tape player with a post-it note attached reading "play me". One of the girls hits play, and we hear a metallic, unhuman voice begin to speak. In the background a third man is seen rising and yawning in a rather casual manner. The voice on the tape says the following:

"Hello, my name is Jigsaw. Welcome to my game. This room is slowly filling with a toxic gas... hahaha... it will cause the death of any human within 8 hours...." (all of the girls start to cry at these news, and one of the males (not the big man who is slowly waking up in the background)) "... but I am a fair man. You will find in this room a number of clues... if you can follow them you may escape. Otherwise, surely you will die. Thank you!"

Near hysteria breaks out in the room. One of the men starts to weep uncontrollably and pisses on himself. The other metrosexual male screams abuse at the tape player. The girls all are mad scared. The angry guy runs at the door and starts to punch it wildly. There is a hatch with a lever to open it labelled "dont touch me". The guy goes to wrench it open but the Rachel Bilson character pull him back an tell him not to.

The five characters argue about what they should do for 30 seconds.... and now we see the third man. He is a big man. Heavy, quite overweight in fact, but also extremely handsome. He stands 5 10 tall, but has the baring of a much taller man. He is broad shouldered, wearing a full beard that is extremely rugged and manly. However, he is dressed in a very scruffy way: black basketball shorts, black "croc" shoes worn over white tennis socks, and an alternate white and green New York Jets polo shirt. He walks up to the group - unlike the other 5 he seems quite calm.

"what do you think man?" asks the angry guy... Im gonna break straight out of here, are you with me?
"sure, but how?" asks the big man
"Im gonna rip that fucking door down"declares the angry and metrosexual male actor - who is the type who wears hair gel and spend £90 on a pair of jeans.
"I wouldnt recomend that" says the big man
"Fuck you then, you pussy" yells the other man. He rushes the door and grabs the lever. It sets off a trap which blast a .44 into his face - killing him instantly.

The other male collapses on the floor in a faint. All of the girls rush away, Ali Bastian accidentally running straight into the big man, and burying her face into his broad, powerful, chest.
"Christ" says the big man simply.

After a short time the girls calm down and start to look for clues. "Whats your name" the black girl from Skins asks the big rugged man.
"Adam" he replies simply.
"Look, there's a button here that says 'press me' here" says Rachel Bilson
The girls argue about whether it might be a trap and are scared to press it.
"Oh, I'll do it" says Adam after a little while
"No, don't!" pleads Ali Bastian " you might be killed!"
"Well, this gas will kill us anyway, now stand back" says Adam in a very determind and manly way.

All of the girls fall respectfully back. The other male lies petrified by fear in the corner.
Adam presses the button, and we hear again the inhuman, buzzsaw voice of Jigsaw - he is laughing heartily
"So, how are you enjoying my game, hahaha" he asks
"not very much, as it goes" replies Adam in a calm voice that carries an edge of threat.
"I see, I see... well - I see your problem. Everything you find could be a clue, or could be a trap... I wonder what the best thing to do would be?" Jigsaw's voice is fall of mockery
"Yes, I can see you have thought this through" says Adam
Jigsaw seems put out... the response is not what he expected... there is no fear or anger in Adam's voice, only calm assurance "Yes... yes I have. I wonder when you will die, and how... by gas, or some other way....hahahaha" His madness overtakes his sudden and unexpected fear of the big, fully bearded man.
"I expect this room is impossible to break out of with brute force for example?" Adam ventures... his voice ordinary, but his eyes carrying a message of impending violene
"But of course" howls Jigaw, who thinks that Adam has played his trump card and is a two..."why these walls are 18 inches of solid steel! hahahahaha!" he is now hilarious in his utter evil
Adam stares at the floor

For a second the audience thinks that Jigsaw has won the exchange. The three girls weep quietly in the background

But then Adam speaks again, in a low voice, is eyes fixed on the floor "So, you have attempted to imprison me in walls of solid steel?" he says
"Tha..." Jigsaw begins in high spirit, but Adam cuts across him
He speaks each word separately, delibrately... in a slow and hardening voice.
"You would imprison me... the Mutant Master of Magnetism... in... a... prison...made... of ... ... metal?"
With a sharp movement Ada's face jerks upwards to the CCTV cam Jigsaw has been using. In one instant Jigsaw see's the expression in Adam's eyes and fouls himself.7
"My God!" cries the mass murderer in the voice of a terrified animal

Adam's hands move with unnatural speed and he stands cruciform in the room. Electro-magnetic energy buzzes around him with horrible potential. With the slightest gesture of his eyes the wall collapses - the poisoness gas is dissapated in the air and he is face to face with Jigsaw. Pathetically the weak and unmanly, in a last animal instinct, charges at Adam with a simple metal knife. Adam turns away, and with a flick of his wrist the polarity of Jigsaw's circulation is reversed and he shits his heart out his mouth and dies.

The three girls all rush to Adam and hug him. He leads them away, all three of them wrapped in his powerful muscular arms, staring up at him with expressions of adoration


The End

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas