Oh good lord. I actually wrote this.
 

I found this sucker while I was re-organizing my various files from writing courses. I love coming across things I don't remember writing.

Vice

Here’s my only vice, right here in this little baggy
Got ‘em from a seller I know
Oh yeah, I’m addicted
Couldn’t live without my heavy metal.
Oh yeah, I was on barettes for a while
But those little plastic fuckers kept breaking.
No, I needed stronger, harsher. Yeah,
some heavy metal:
Toothed, chained, with weights-
The high is insane, pulling, pulling
Yeah, up from so deep,
Then warm oblivion.
Coming down is fucking raw
But I just can’t leave them alone
And next week I’ll be here again in
Nipple clamp heaven

Clever. I'd like to read more.