Strange Famous

(source - Suffolk Police Organised Crime Division wire tap on mobile phone registered number 07834 952***)

*RING RING* *RING RING*

Rachel Bilson - Hello?

Adam Douglas - Yo

Rachel Bilson - Hey Baby.

Adam Douglas - Sup?

Rachel Bilson - Aw, nothing. I've just been chilling. When are you coming home honey?

Adam Douglas - Soon, I...

Rachel Bilson - Can you get...

Adam Douglas - Uh...

Rachel Bilson - Sorry, I...

Adam Douglas - It's cool, go on.

Rachel Bilson - Can you stop by the store and get some hot dogs, the German style ones.

Adam Douglas - Ok, yeah. I picked up the stuff from the DIY store, I can stop at Tesco

Rachel Bilson - Ok, thats great. Um, so...

Adam Douglas - oh shit!

(SOUNDS OF CAR SCREECHING TO A HALT NARROWLY MISSING A COLLISION POSSIBLY)

Rachel Bilson - Oh God! Baby! Are you oK?

Adam Douglas - Motherfucker!

(SOUND OF A CAR DOOR BEING FLUNG OPEN)

Adam Douglas (in distance) - You cocksucker!

Unidentified Male - Easy Brah...

Adam Douglas - You fucking prick!

Unidentified Male - Watch the burberry, geez...

Unidentified Male - Oof!

Unidentified Male - Ugh!

(BANG)

(BANG)

(CRUNCH)

(SOUND OF A CAR DOOR BEING SLAMMED OVER AND OVER)

Rachel Bilson - Adam! Adam! What's happening

Adam Douglas (in distance) - I'll fucking show you!

(BANG)

(BANG)

Rachel Bilson - Oh My God!

(pause)

Adam Douglas - Yo

Rachel Bilson - God! Are you ok? What happened? Are you ok?

Adam Douglas - Yeah, Im fine. Sorry.

Rachel Bilson - What happened?

Adam Douglas - It's ok, I've taken care of it.

Rachel Bilson - What? But...

Adam Douglas - I 'll call you when Im at the store, allright?

Rachel Bilson - Um, ok... ok, Love you

Adam Douglas - Peace

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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."

The Gospel of Thomas