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Old 06-13-2003, 09:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
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Couple o' limericks

I had posted these just before the last crash.

As a man of incredible wealth
I'd refuse to lie dead on the shelf
I would grind my own ass
into bifocal glass
To make a spectacle of myself.
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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So I said to my mistress, "My dear,
I have made myseld perfectly clear!
If you won't end this quarrel
about 'oral' and 'aural",
I WILL stick it into your ear!"
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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pretty good, i really like his first one lmao
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And as she plays,
her sweet song of laughter
floats through the air
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And she chuckles at your wit!
Thanks
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Old 06-13-2003, 09:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thank YOU, Angel and J.R.V.A.
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