Couple o' limericks - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

grumpyolddude · 06-13-2003, 09:02 PM

I had posted these just before the last crash.

As a man of incredible wealth
I'd refuse to lie dead on the shelf
I would grind my own ass
into bifocal glass
To make a spectacle of myself.

grumpyolddude · 06-13-2003, 09:04 PM

So I said to my mistress, "My dear,
I have made myseld perfectly clear!
If you won't end this quarrel
about 'oral' and 'aural",
I WILL stick it into your ear!"

J.R.V.A. · 06-13-2003, 09:06 PM

pretty good, i really like his first one lmao

Angel · 06-13-2003, 09:21 PM

And she chuckles at your wit!
Thanks

grumpyolddude · 06-13-2003, 09:41 PM

Thank YOU, Angel and J.R.V.A.

06-13-2003, 09:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Couple o' limericks I had posted these just before the last crash. As a man of incredible wealth I'd refuse to lie dead on the shelf I would grind my own ass into bifocal glass To make a spectacle of myself. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-13-2003, 09:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	So I said to my mistress, "My dear, I have made myseld perfectly clear! If you won't end this quarrel about 'oral' and 'aural", I WILL stick it into your ear!" __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

06-13-2003, 09:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
J.R.V.A. Junkie Location: Utah	pretty good, i really like his first one lmao __________________ And as she plays, her sweet song of laughter floats through the air and warms my heart

06-13-2003, 09:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
Angel Naughty Just Right Location: Euphoria	And she chuckles at your wit! Thanks __________________ In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer. ~Albert Camus

06-13-2003, 09:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Thank YOU, Angel and J.R.V.A. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard