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clavus · 04-19-2007, 06:47 PM

Dishwashing is a team sport. One guy cleans the big, awkward things by hand, while the other guy loads the dishwasher with small stuff. Yes, the dishwashers (human) have a dishwasher (mechanical). It’s a stainless steel cabinet that squats awkwardly at one end of the station. Plates, cups and silverware are sprayed off and loaded into a rack. The rack is slammed into the dishwasher. The door is shut and the minutes later, you have a rack of steaming, clean dishes… Unless you didn’t rinse them well before you loaded the rack. If you got lazy, and hoped the machine would do your job for you, you end up with food cement on the dishes.

So it’s critical to rinse them very fucking well before you feed the dishwasher. And so I did. I hosed down the plates with the goofy spring-loaded nozzle that hangs over the sink, and slapped them into the rack as the dishwasher did its thing. The idea is to have your dirty rack ready when the clean rack pops.

Meanwhile, Doc attacked the sauce pans.

“Good to have you back,” Doc intoned. He stared intently at a stubborn orange lump adhered to his pan. Scrubbing. Scrubbing.

“Me?”

“No. This pan, milkface.”

“I’ve been here every night, Doc.”

“Not all of you. Just most of you. But tonight you are here. 100% It’s good to have you back.”

I knew exactly what he meant. Even though washing dishes is a shitty job, it’s a job. And here I was in the moment, working the job, getting it done. God help me, but I was concentrating on washing the dishes.

This sudden self awareness, and the idea that Doc was aware of it before I was made me defensive.

“I have no idea what you are talking about.”

taCHUNK! The dishwasher opened and steam poured out. I grabbed the clean rack and turned my back to Doc as I nestled it on a stack of clean racks. I slammed a new rack of cups into the waiting maw of the dishwasher and closed the door.

The pile of filthy dishes in my sink grew while my back was turned. A busser hustled back out of our station.

Relentless. Like the tide.

Hunched over our sinks, we worked in the spray and clatter without speaking for a good two hours. Doc had the ghost of a grin on his face. And with every passing minute I felt a little bit more like an ass.

Before my mind knew what my mouth was doing, I made an awkward verbal lurch for common ground.

“You must have done some pretty amazing drugs when you were a shaman. Did you ever do peyote.”

“Peyote?”

“Ya. The cactus.”

“Peyote?! Do I look like a Ute to you?”

I had no idea what a Ute was, let alone how one looked. I opened my mouth, then closed it. I opened my mouth again. Nothing came out. So I closed it again. I had no idea how to respond, but I was feeling like an even bigger ass now.

Doc stopped working on deep soup pan and looked straight at me. Expressionless at first, then smile twitched at the corner of his mouth. And then he laughed. A radiance spread out from Doc; a brilliant, invisible light shone out of him. A Mexican saint on a velvet tapestry has nothing on Doc when he laughs.

“I’m messing with you,” he grinned. “I’ve eaten peyote.”

“Really?”

“Ya. Really.” His smile slowly hid back in the folds of his face, but his eyes were still bright.

“What else?”

“Sacred mushrooms. Hensbane. Marijuana. Bad bread. Ant venom.”

“What was the best?”

“The ant venom.”

“Really?”

“No. I’m messing with you again. Ant venom makes me sick. Sicker than peyote. I only used it in dire situations.”

Staring hard into the SOS pad in his hand, he stopped smiling altogether. He looked old all of a sudden. An old man. Tired and hunched.

“Even if it was fun… which it wasn’t... I was too busy to enjoy myself. Medicine is hard work. Dangerous work. You go out there. Way out there, and you don’t always come back whole. It’s not like this.”

He slapped the water for emphasis

“This is real. This is easy. When it’s done, I walk away. I never leave any of myself behind. Best job I ever had.”

Redlemon · 04-20-2007, 05:28 AM

A new Clavus posting?!? Be still my heart!

(obsessive librarian at work: also read Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher and Adventures of an assistant dishwasher - Part 2.)

This story grows so nicely. Thanks for continuing it.

clavus · 04-20-2007, 10:08 AM

Thanks, man! I think there are one or two chapters left.

healer · 04-20-2007, 11:59 AM

It gets better and better! I've been looking out for the next installment for some time now.

Love your work, clavus. Thanks for sharing.

robot_parade · 04-20-2007, 03:37 PM

Yah! Great chapter clavus, keep it up!

04-19-2007, 06:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Adventures of an assistant dishwasher - Part 3 Dishwashing is a team sport. One guy cleans the big, awkward things by hand, while the other guy loads the dishwasher with small stuff. Yes, the dishwashers (human) have a dishwasher (mechanical). It’s a stainless steel cabinet that squats awkwardly at one end of the station. Plates, cups and silverware are sprayed off and loaded into a rack. The rack is slammed into the dishwasher. The door is shut and the minutes later, you have a rack of steaming, clean dishes… Unless you didn’t rinse them well before you loaded the rack. If you got lazy, and hoped the machine would do your job for you, you end up with food cement on the dishes. So it’s critical to rinse them very fucking well before you feed the dishwasher. And so I did. I hosed down the plates with the goofy spring-loaded nozzle that hangs over the sink, and slapped them into the rack as the dishwasher did its thing. The idea is to have your dirty rack ready when the clean rack pops. Meanwhile, Doc attacked the sauce pans. “Good to have you back,” Doc intoned. He stared intently at a stubborn orange lump adhered to his pan. Scrubbing. Scrubbing. “Me?” “No. This pan, milkface.” “I’ve been here every night, Doc.” “Not all of you. Just most of you. But tonight you are here. 100% It’s good to have you back.” I knew exactly what he meant. Even though washing dishes is a shitty job, it’s a job. And here I was in the moment, working the job, getting it done. God help me, but I was concentrating on washing the dishes. This sudden self awareness, and the idea that Doc was aware of it before I was made me defensive. “I have no idea what you are talking about.” taCHUNK! The dishwasher opened and steam poured out. I grabbed the clean rack and turned my back to Doc as I nestled it on a stack of clean racks. I slammed a new rack of cups into the waiting maw of the dishwasher and closed the door. The pile of filthy dishes in my sink grew while my back was turned. A busser hustled back out of our station. Relentless. Like the tide. Hunched over our sinks, we worked in the spray and clatter without speaking for a good two hours. Doc had the ghost of a grin on his face. And with every passing minute I felt a little bit more like an ass. Before my mind knew what my mouth was doing, I made an awkward verbal lurch for common ground. “You must have done some pretty amazing drugs when you were a shaman. Did you ever do peyote.” “Peyote?” “Ya. The cactus.” “Peyote?! Do I look like a Ute to you?” I had no idea what a Ute was, let alone how one looked. I opened my mouth, then closed it. I opened my mouth again. Nothing came out. So I closed it again. I had no idea how to respond, but I was feeling like an even bigger ass now. Doc stopped working on deep soup pan and looked straight at me. Expressionless at first, then smile twitched at the corner of his mouth. And then he laughed. A radiance spread out from Doc; a brilliant, invisible light shone out of him. A Mexican saint on a velvet tapestry has nothing on Doc when he laughs. “I’m messing with you,” he grinned. “I’ve eaten peyote.” “Really?” “Ya. Really.” His smile slowly hid back in the folds of his face, but his eyes were still bright. “What else?” “Sacred mushrooms. Hensbane. Marijuana. Bad bread. Ant venom.” “What was the best?” “The ant venom.” “Really?” “No. I’m messing with you again. Ant venom makes me sick. Sicker than peyote. I only used it in dire situations.” Staring hard into the SOS pad in his hand, he stopped smiling altogether. He looked old all of a sudden. An old man. Tired and hunched. “Even if it was fun… which it wasn’t... I was too busy to enjoy myself. Medicine is hard work. Dangerous work. You go out there. Way out there, and you don’t always come back whole. It’s not like this.” He slapped the water for emphasis “This is real. This is easy. When it’s done, I walk away. I never leave any of myself behind. Best job I ever had.” __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

04-20-2007, 05:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	A new Clavus posting?!? Be still my heart! (obsessive librarian at work: also read Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher and Adventures of an assistant dishwasher - Part 2.) This story grows so nicely. Thanks for continuing it. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 04-20-2007 at 05:32 AM..

04-20-2007, 10:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	Thanks, man! I think there are one or two chapters left. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

04-20-2007, 03:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
robot_parade Junkie Location: San Antonio, TX	Yah! Great chapter clavus, keep it up!