reiii

If you leave the males with their mom too long they’ll do her. They’ll plug the bitch. Well a female mouse isn’t really a “bitch” but they do have “pups”, and pups can get frisky. Vaginal plugs stick around for about 12 hours until the prego mouse absorbs it. They function as little water tight seals and damned if any other mouse spunk is getting in there if you manage to plug up your lady friend. We call this gametic sexual selection; A sperm arms race. Darwin was all over that shit. If you find a plug, you mark the cage with a pink paper clip. That means “expecting”. Then you move mom into a cozy cage of her own, where she can assemble her litter’s crib, which consists of making a nest into the cage bedding. Most females can raise an entire litter of 10+ without losing a pup. Though at that stage most people call the pups “pinkies”. That’s because they have no hair. In China, pinkies are served live, with hot oil for dippin. It’s a delicacy. You could order it if you can figure out how to say “three squeaks” in mandarin. If the dish was served in America We’d call it them “pop corn pups”: they would come in a platter, served on fries. Finger licking good.

But back to the incestuous little monsters, they fucked their mom! Did you know? I know. I found the plug. gross. Were going to get past this though, you will cry for my mice and accept them for who they are. If you take one of my EGF mouse’s livers, you can put into another EGF mouse, and it’ll work like a charm. Just a little switcharoo: no biggie. If you get a liver transplant as a human, you spend your entire life battling. You eventually either reject the organ or die of some infection that your body is too immuno suppressed to fight. It’s like asking your doctor for AIDS so you can live for another 10 years. I mean more so then usual. So anyway, my mice have swappable organs because they have “sysgeneic backgrounds”, which is science for “pretty much clones”. Let that sink in. My mice didn’t fuck their mom: they fucked their twin sister and their mom. See? Better already… If a population is made up of pseudo-clones, all girl mice are created equal. In other words, you’re going to be fucking your mom and sister no matter what you do. So really you might as well plug your mom. At least you know that pussy works.

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captobvious

I think this is probably the most disturbing post I've ever read here. It seriously made me think "What the fuck?" Nice job if that was your intent. To make it even more disturbing, you could have thrown in something about how moms sometimes eat their own babies.

hiredgun

LOL! I really enjoyed this post. It feels a lot like Chuck Palahniuk, with a fresh perspective. Thanks for sharing it.

reiii

thanks for the feedback! I like Chuck Palahniuk and realize my style is similar

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