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HOLY SHIT

my hard drive is a 20............

you got a LOT of porn dude, how can you possibly need that much?

if you are in college, you must be mature enough to be looking at porn. its a natural things that humans do i guess. my parents go through my room all the time, and i have sports illustrated swim suit magazines and the guitar world buyers guide with scantily women on the cover lying around. they obviously dont want me having it, but what are they going to to?

Deny everything!

If you think it would be a big deal, just claim that your bro is lying...ask him to prove it. Turn on the computer...ask him to show the files....oh look they're gone! I think soem little kid is just stirring shit up mom!

backup if it worries you... then tell your brother to stop wasting everyone's time. Or kick his arse, depending on what feels best at the time :D

Just stop him from using the computer! Put all sorts of passwords in place so all he can do is access Word to do his homework! Parents will not take his side and he will be forced into submission!

I've done it before - trust me, you take GTA3 away from someone and watch them crumble!

Yeah, I caught my two bros with some internet histories and cookies, screenshots and saved html sources saved on floppy. I never ratted on them, that was when I was a kid and I felt all "Yeah I've got dirt on you".

Felt damn good.
And guess what, I figured out my dad was guilty too. Haaa.

Edit: Lol I still have the floppies... ahh memories... and late 90's porn.

why store it at all there is som much pron available for free (sort of)

is it so hard to log on with a log on?

LOL, excelent suggestion

I don't understand what you are so worried about?
Yeah if it really is stressing you, just save your faves to disc and delete them for a while.


I wouldn't bother though. Hell I wouldn't even hide them!

Nicely. I mean, it is their house and all. :p

send me your porn and i will send you some when you need it :)

re-code it and keep it low key till you move out...

you could just get a pgp encrypt and then almost no one is going to break it. If lil bro does tell mom and dad, say they are just system files. Or better yet blame it on him :)

If my parents ever harrased me about my porn, I would just point to my dad's decade sized collection of Playboy magazines, etc. :P

First off I'd like to state that I dispise parents who are against porn. What the fuck? Would you rather I rape some virgins to get my jollies? Second of all it's none of your damn business what's on MY computer.

Second off I'd like to say, "Tell mom and dad and I bitchslap you so hard your scalp rips"

Lol!
Now that's a good one!
'How did they get there? Never seen them before? Hey, you MUST'VE put them there!' lol

He would probably be so shocked at your response that he'd be speechless!
:)

If he blabs, point the parents to "his" stash of gay porn. They'll forget about you altogether. This is especially true if they're the conservative type, which parents tend to be.

you said he was fifteen. If you mock him saying he's gay for not liking porn (no offense to the homosexual community, it just works on fifteen year olds) it might work.

actually i was joking there but really i agree with some of the other posts. get proof of him watching it too and blackmail him. that's what brothers are for. :) you also said you didn't know exactly what he had on you. so if you blackmail him and he doesn't know, you're now a leg up.

I learnt recently the beauty of putting all my porn and music vids onto CD-RW. They're well big enough to hold everything and you can use em over again.

Never, ever, EVER put porn on a pc that is used by the family as well. I learned the hard way...

Get Bit Torrent, and find some sites which share porn... they are a great source of fresh spank material. Watch them a couple times, burn them onto CD or erase them completely. Also, some Windows directories work to hide things in too.

*checks my cache* Hey, is 2.5 gigs of .mpegs and .avis excessive?

BTW, this is the reason that I download things, watch, then delete.

And if dudemac's 'puter won't hold it all,
my 'puter is also availible!http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1047307501.gif

I have a 14 year old computer savy son that I can hide my pRon from. It's not that difficult.

how old are you anyway?

The obvious solution for any given technology problem - Use Linux! :P

dont zip it .. a search can see all modified files on a certian date.. burn and delete.. best way.. heck you can even hide the cd's in your tower..

with your brother... get a paint ball gun.. crak it to 300 and light him up.. after wards.. tell him it will be marbels next time..

or better yet.. find what he likes.. i.e. comics and hide his best ones.. tell him when you move out he gets them back.. that would make me shut up lol

bury your porn folder in your windows directory (or somewhere no one should be looking) with a folder name that is similar to some system file/folder name. then hide the folder and its contents. make windows hide all hidden folders. also, you can change the folder icon to look loke a sytem file icon.

heh, i'm still living with my parents too, and i was worried about my brother finding my stash on the computer until i opened winamp to an "anal greek fuck" video. i soon realized that the kazaa search history was full of stuff like "anal fisting" that i didn't search for. i stopped worrying.

Yeah, just tell him he can look at it too. Once he gets a good taste of porn, he would never ruin it by telling (unless he likes gay amputee bukkake orgies or something, and you don't have those, right?)
15 is a ripe old age for getting started on porn. I wish there was tfp when I was 15. All I had was some fucking stupid Commodore 64 and BBS's.

WORD.

if you have access to a DVD-R, you can get those 25GB on just a few disks.

If you are using Win 200 or XP you should be able to each have your own login. Then you can make is so that the user permissions don't allow access to certain folders, etc. quite easily. I think it is security properties of the folder, etc. You should be the "administrator" and give any user their own login and permissions, etc. It is sort of like having a network in your own computer. Just the same if your bro is on his own puter on your network. As for erasing files - just use norton speed disk and use "wipe free space". It is govt. rated. Be sure that the unerase wizard or nortonprotect is not on or purged.

I like this approach. Sometime when your parents are out, check out their room and see where they keep their toys. It will be very near the bed, probably under it or in a bedside nightstand.

Once you know where their "stash" is, you have yourself covered. Whatever embarassing thing you have is probably nothing compared to what they have.

The conservative ones are the easiest to deal with. They often have the raunchiest stuff in their own bedroom.

Remember Jimmy Swaggert?

I just rename the folder to "Config" and leave it right in C:\ unhidden, never even been queried! :D

you do know this is why god invented the wedggie dont you?

Wait wait wait,
back up the little bus.

Your lil bro can play Grand Theft Auto 3, but you can watch pornography?

Ouch, ive had a similar situation. The virus on kazaa that has a crapload of stuff attacks to it with all this porn crap my sister found and told my dad and got me busted cause my family dont know shit about computers i tried to explain to them.

First set up a different account for your bro, then Put your stash in the Windows folder, name it something inconspicuous, and modify the permissions so that nobody can see it but you.

Or tell your bro to fuck off, and if he tells your parents, tell them that it's your comp, it's legal for you to watch porno, and there's nothing wrong with porno anyway.

thanks for the great suggestions guys.

i've done several things recommended.

i've created different user profiles (well, actually one. and that's mine and it's got a password on it).
i am the only person that use this computer now. my parents and lil bro uses the older 500mhz k6-2 pc.

my mom is the only person that occasionaly gets on anymore (when the other pc is busy) and she doesnt know to go much further than check the history (i forget it sometimes, but i've been lucky so far). i put a porn in a remote location and she wont get 1000 miles from it.

i've also burned a lot of cd's (i'd say about 25 cd's) and i still got about the same amt on the hd. the cause?? one word. Adultbouncer

they brag about having a 2100 gigs of content so sometimes i get carried on.......

anyway, thanks guys