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Old 11-30-2004, 06:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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who would you be?

If you could have the body of any sports icon, who would it be? I was going to say Arnold Swarzenegar, but have you seen him lately? I would have to say Juan-Claude Van Damme.
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Juan Claude Van Damme. LMAO. The mexican action hero!
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Juan Claude Van Damme. LMAO. The mexican action hero!
Couldn't think of anyone right off. I just wanted to get the thread going and look, you responded! Who would you suggest?
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I suggest you google Juan Claude Van Damme
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Old 11-30-2004, 07:07 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Any sports icon?

I choose George Best. That guy's liver must have been made of teflon. Of course, the drink killed him in the end, but that's par for the course for use Irishmen...


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Old 11-30-2004, 04:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I do believe Van Damme is Dutch
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I suggest you google Juan Claude Van Damme
Van Damme is not Mexican. I suggest you do a bit of research yourself before you start ridiculing others. If you have nothing positive to say then don't post. It's a basic rule of the TFP.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Bruce Lee at his prime.
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Old 11-30-2004, 04:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Van Damme is not Mexican. I suggest you do a bit of research yourself before you start ridiculing others. If you have nothing positive to say then don't post. It's a basic rule of the TFP.
Whoa, quite obviously (or not I guess) it was a pun on the name "Juan." Easy tiger.
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Old 11-30-2004, 05:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 12-01-2004, 05:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Van Damme is not Mexican. I suggest you do a bit of research yourself before you start ridiculing others. If you have nothing positive to say then don't post. It's a basic rule of the TFP.
Thanks Nazggul. I was watching a Van Damme movie last night on the E! network I believe. This is when he looked the most built in my opinion.
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Thanks Nazggul. I was watching a Van Damme movie last night on the E! network I believe. This is when he looked the most built in my opinion.
DOH! My bad.
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Jay cutler circa several years ago, or dexter jackson now.
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Anna Kournikova and I'd never stop touching myself(well, except to lose a tennis match once in a while).
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Old 12-01-2004, 12:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I would say any olympic gymmast....those guys must be in terrific shape and flexibility and have the inside track on the girlie gymnasts.....the positional possibilities are endless....yeah baby!!!!!
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Old 12-01-2004, 01:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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