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dman2 · 11-30-2004, 06:51 AM

If you could have the body of any sports icon, who would it be? I was going to say Arnold Swarzenegar, but have you seen him lately? I would have to say Juan-Claude Van Damme.

Daoust · 11-30-2004, 07:02 AM

Juan Claude Van Damme. LMAO. The mexican action hero!

dman2 · 11-30-2004, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Daoust

Juan Claude Van Damme. LMAO. The mexican action hero!

Couldn't think of anyone right off. I just wanted to get the thread going and look, you responded! Who would you suggest?

Daoust · 11-30-2004, 07:06 AM

I suggest you google Juan Claude Van Damme

Mephisto2 · 11-30-2004, 07:07 AM

Any sports icon?

I choose George Best. That guy's liver must have been made of teflon. Of course, the drink killed him in the end, but that's par for the course for use Irishmen...

Mr Mephisto

Seaver · 11-30-2004, 04:38 PM

I do believe Van Damme is Dutch

Nazggul · 11-30-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Daoust

I suggest you google Juan Claude Van Damme

Van Damme is not Mexican. I suggest you do a bit of research yourself before you start ridiculing others. If you have nothing positive to say then don't post. It's a basic rule of the TFP.

Coppertop · 11-30-2004, 04:49 PM

Bruce Lee at his prime.

Coppertop · 11-30-2004, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nazggul

Van Damme is not Mexican. I suggest you do a bit of research yourself before you start ridiculing others. If you have nothing positive to say then don't post. It's a basic rule of the TFP.

Whoa, quite obviously (or not I guess) it was a pun on the name "Juan." Easy tiger.

dylanmarsh · 11-30-2004, 05:31 PM

I'll take Wilt Chamberlain's body but only if it comes with the guarantee of getting to sleep with 25,000 women.

dman2 · 12-01-2004, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Nazggul

Van Damme is not Mexican. I suggest you do a bit of research yourself before you start ridiculing others. If you have nothing positive to say then don't post. It's a basic rule of the TFP.

Thanks Nazggul. I was watching a Van Damme movie last night on the E! network I believe. This is when he looked the most built in my opinion.

Nazggul · 12-01-2004, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dman2

Thanks Nazggul. I was watching a Van Damme movie last night on the E! network I believe. This is when he looked the most built in my opinion.

DOH! My bad.

stevie667 · 12-01-2004, 12:39 PM

Jay cutler circa several years ago, or dexter jackson now.

hoobajoo · 12-01-2004, 12:55 PM

Anna Kournikova and I'd never stop touching myself(well, except to lose a tennis match once in a while).

toverfie · 12-01-2004, 12:55 PM

I would say any olympic gymmast....those guys must be in terrific shape and flexibility and have the inside track on the girlie gymnasts.....the positional possibilities are endless....yeah baby!!!!!

Lefty04 · 12-01-2004, 01:06 PM

I'd take the "V" shape like David Robinson.

11-30-2004, 06:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
dman2 Insane Location: Georgia	who would you be? If you could have the body of any sports icon, who would it be? I was going to say Arnold Swarzenegar, but have you seen him lately? I would have to say Juan-Claude Van Damme. __________________ I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. ~Marsha Doble

11-30-2004, 07:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Juan Claude Van Damme. LMAO. The mexican action hero! __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-30-2004, 07:06 AM	#4 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	I suggest you google Juan Claude Van Damme __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

11-30-2004, 07:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Any sports icon? I choose George Best. That guy's liver must have been made of teflon. Of course, the drink killed him in the end, but that's par for the course for use Irishmen... Mr Mephisto

11-30-2004, 04:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	I do believe Van Damme is Dutch

11-30-2004, 04:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Bruce Lee at his prime.

11-30-2004, 05:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	I'll take Wilt Chamberlain's body but only if it comes with the guarantee of getting to sleep with 25,000 women.

12-01-2004, 12:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Jay cutler circa several years ago, or dexter jackson now.

12-01-2004, 12:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
hoobajoo Upright	Anna Kournikova and I'd never stop touching myself(well, except to lose a tennis match once in a while).

12-01-2004, 12:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
toverfie Upright	I would say any olympic gymmast....those guys must be in terrific shape and flexibility and have the inside track on the girlie gymnasts.....the positional possibilities are endless....yeah baby!!!!!

12-01-2004, 01:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	I'd take the "V" shape like David Robinson.