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Ustwo · 10-07-2004, 10:58 AM

Just a note, my son was born today, 6 weeks early, all is good so far.

I wouldn't have stayed up to 130 am posting on TFP last night if I knew I'd be up at 230 am going to the hospital.

maleficent · 10-07-2004, 11:01 AM

Congratulations on the birth of your son... Glad the news is good so far...

Sleep? You're a parent now, you won't sleep for the next 18 or so years

Averett · 10-07-2004, 11:10 AM

Congrats

Will he have to spend any extra time in the hospital?

So, did you go with naming him Hannibal?

asaris · 10-07-2004, 11:13 AM

Congrats. Hope everything goes well with him.

10-07-2004, 11:23 AM

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS!

Irishsean · 10-07-2004, 11:57 AM

What?

No name, no length or weight?

C'mon man, brag a little!

Redlemon · 10-07-2004, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Irishsean

What?

No name, no length or weight?

C'mon man, brag a little!

Yeah, you can always tell the difference between a birth announcement from a man and from a woman. "Baby! Had one!"

(I'm still getting harassed, and it was two years ago!)

Seriously, congratulations and best of luck.

stonegrody · 10-07-2004, 12:10 PM

Congrats! Yeah, let's have some details!

ShaniFaye · 10-07-2004, 12:17 PM

congrats!!!! Is this your first child?

Bill O'Rights · 10-07-2004, 12:19 PM

Congratulations, my friend.
So...will you now be changing your name to wethree?

Oh, and yeah, you'll really be missing that sleep in about three months. My advice? Get all you can now, while wife and Jr. are still in the hospital.

Redlemon · 10-07-2004, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights

So...will you now be changing your name to wethree?

No, that'll be Hannibal's login... 18 years from now. Unless he wants to get himself banned.

powerclown · 10-07-2004, 01:31 PM

Congrats, man!

filtherton · 10-07-2004, 01:46 PM

Congratulations there, big fella. I bet he grows up liberal.

vox_rox · 10-07-2004, 02:03 PM

Kids, hmmm... Congrats to you, and may I say better you than me. Oh, and you'll be up later than 1:30 or 2:30 for a while, and probably not posting so much an TFP.

Seriously though, hope it all works out for the whole group of you.

gar1976 · 10-07-2004, 02:19 PM

Congrats.

Oh, and nowadays, if the kids over 6 lbs they declare him healthy and still kick you out after two nights. Enjoy it while you can.

The scariest thing was when we first brought our son home, and were like, "Oh shit, what do we do now? WHERE'S THE FUCKING MANUAL FOR THIS KID????"

Mephisto2 · 10-07-2004, 02:59 PM

Congratulations Ustwo!

At least the kid will have a doctor in the family!

Mr Mephisto

Suave · 10-07-2004, 04:12 PM

Am I the only person who read the title and came in expecting a bad sex joke? (probably :P )

Congrats on your new bundle o' joy! May you love every minute of frustration and horror as you raise one of the deadliest creatures known to mankind... a baby.

ratbastid · 10-07-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by redlemon

Yeah, you can always tell the difference between a birth announcement from a man and from a woman. "Baby! Had one!"

(I'm still getting harassed, and it was two years ago!)

Man, you're not kidding. My little brother's announcement, about eight weeks ago, was "It's baby!"

Congrats, Ustwo and Ms. Ustwo!

madcow · 10-07-2004, 07:17 PM

Congrats man, I'm sure you'll be a great father.

I'm a Slacker · 10-07-2004, 07:31 PM

congrats man

guthmund · 10-07-2004, 08:38 PM

Congratulations on the new arrival, Ustwo

The next few months will be hell like you've never experienced. Sleep deprivation, night time feedings, sleep deprivation, endless crying, sleep deprivation, nursing the wife back to health and sleep deprivation.

After a few months of never sleeping it's important to remember two things. Babies are pretty simple creatures food goes in one end and comes out the other. Try not to mix those up. Secondly, it's the greatest thing you'll ever do and your most important accomplishment. Ever.

Congratulations, again.

amonkie · 10-07-2004, 08:46 PM

Congratulations! Make sure you pamper your wife for a day or two... she's just gone through a ton of work!

Chocolate never fails

Redlemon · 10-08-2004, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gar1976

The scariest thing was when we first brought our son home, and were like, "Oh shit, what do we do now? WHERE'S THE FUCKING MANUAL FOR THIS KID????"

Well, if you don't have time for reading the whole manual, there's always

cj22009 · 10-08-2004, 06:12 AM

Congrats on the new arival

Ustwo · 10-08-2004, 11:57 AM

Thanks everyone, baby and mom are doing just fine.

stevie667 · 10-08-2004, 12:37 PM

Congrats on the new bundle of crying joy.

10-07-2004, 10:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Well someone came early Just a note, my son was born today, 6 weeks early, all is good so far. I wouldn't have stayed up to 130 am posting on TFP last night if I knew I'd be up at 230 am going to the hospital. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

10-07-2004, 11:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Congratulations on the birth of your son... Glad the news is good so far... Sleep? You're a parent now, you won't sleep for the next 18 or so years __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

10-07-2004, 11:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Congrats Will he have to spend any extra time in the hospital? So, did you go with naming him Hannibal? __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

10-07-2004, 11:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
asaris Mad Philosopher Location: Washington, DC	Congrats. Hope everything goes well with him. __________________ "Die Deutschen meinen, daß die Kraft sich in Härte und Grausamkeit offenbaren müsse, sie unterwerfen sich dann gerne und mit Bewunderung:[...]. Daß es Kraft giebt in der Milde und Stille, das glauben sie nicht leicht." "The Germans believe that power must reveal itself in hardness and cruelty and then submit themselves gladly and with admiration[...]. They do not believe readily that there is power in meekness and calm." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

10-07-2004, 12:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Congrats! Yeah, let's have some details! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola

10-07-2004, 11:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
:::OshnSoul::: Guest	WELL, CONGRATULATIONS!

10-07-2004, 11:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	What? No name, no length or weight? C'mon man, brag a little!

10-07-2004, 12:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	congrats!!!! Is this your first child? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-07-2004, 12:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Congratulations, my friend. So...will you now be changing your name to wethree? Oh, and yeah, you'll really be missing that sleep in about three months. My advice? Get all you can now, while wife and Jr. are still in the hospital. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 10-07-2004 at 12:22 PM..

10-07-2004, 01:31 PM	#12 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	Congrats, man!

10-07-2004, 01:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Congratulations there, big fella. I bet he grows up liberal.

10-07-2004, 02:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
vox_rox Psycho Location: Comfy Little Bungalow	Kids, hmmm... Congrats to you, and may I say better you than me. Oh, and you'll be up later than 1:30 or 2:30 for a while, and probably not posting so much an TFP. Seriously though, hope it all works out for the whole group of you.

10-07-2004, 02:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
gar1976 Custom User Title Location: Lurking. Under the desk.	Congrats. Oh, and nowadays, if the kids over 6 lbs they declare him healthy and still kick you out after two nights. Enjoy it while you can. The scariest thing was when we first brought our son home, and were like, "Oh shit, what do we do now? WHERE'S THE FUCKING MANUAL FOR THIS KID????" __________________ Blistex, in regards to crappy games - They made pong look like a story driven RPG with a dynamic campaign.

10-07-2004, 02:59 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mephisto2 Junkie	Congratulations Ustwo! At least the kid will have a doctor in the family! Mr Mephisto

10-07-2004, 04:12 PM	#17 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Am I the only person who read the title and came in expecting a bad sex joke? (probably :P ) Congrats on your new bundle o' joy! May you love every minute of frustration and horror as you raise one of the deadliest creatures known to mankind... a baby.

10-07-2004, 07:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
madcow Crazy Location: The state of denial	Congrats man, I'm sure you'll be a great father.

10-07-2004, 07:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
I'm a Slacker Upright	congrats man

10-07-2004, 08:38 PM	#21 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Congratulations on the new arrival, Ustwo The next few months will be hell like you've never experienced. Sleep deprivation, night time feedings, sleep deprivation, endless crying, sleep deprivation, nursing the wife back to health and sleep deprivation. After a few months of never sleeping it's important to remember two things. Babies are pretty simple creatures food goes in one end and comes out the other. Try not to mix those up. Secondly, it's the greatest thing you'll ever do and your most important accomplishment. Ever. Congratulations, again. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

10-07-2004, 08:46 PM	#22 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Congratulations! Make sure you pamper your wife for a day or two... she's just gone through a ton of work! Chocolate never fails __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

10-08-2004, 06:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
cj22009 On the edge of control Location: Ga	Congrats on the new arival

10-08-2004, 11:57 AM	#25 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Thanks everyone, baby and mom are doing just fine. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

10-08-2004, 12:37 PM	#26 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Congrats on the new bundle of crying joy.