Oh no, it just hit me!
My wife and I will be celebrating our very first wedding anniversary in FIVE days. I had completely overlooked this for a while and now it's kind of about time to think of something. I'd like to do or make something special for her, but I cannot spare a single dime on it, so that limits my options. I need some good ideas, please share if you have any.
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You are so FUCKED. Just get to Mexico now. Tell her you're going to pick up a pizza. Leave your things, breaking them will slow her down.
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That was the funniest thing I've read in a long, long time. |
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buy her some real estate... on the moon!
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Make her dinner....with an extremely sweet desert. Then a full massage (with scented oil), between the sweets, massage and arometherapy, you gonna get some.
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5 days is too late for this year... but my wife and I decided that we didn't need another gift-giving holiday. We exchange cards, and either take a vacation or purchase something together (usually from a craft show).
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First anniversary is paper -
Make her a coupon book good for massages, being read to, alone time, cleaning the bathroom, etc -- you know what she likes, doesn't have to cost you anything but a little creativity. Sometimes the best gifts don't come from a store, they come from the heart - - cause you paid attention. ------------------ Give her a fantasy gift -- IF You did have the money, this is what you'd give her -- trip to Tahiti, blah blah - -get travel brochures from tahiti and fantasize a little - then make her a dinner that suits that culture (not tropical? Fantasy vacay where she'd want to go. ------------------- |
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my brother in-law writes my sister poems for their anniversaries and she loves it...they frame them later
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I like the coupon idea. You could also buy a blank book with 365 pages, a page for each day you have been married. Write something that you love about your partner on each page.
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Agree to be her slave for an entire weekend.
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AAAWWWWWww...Write her a love letter.A good one.A very good one.If you are lame I will help you write it,but it would be the sweetest..... oh yea... than do that one thing...where ya.. um......Mmmhmm.. yea.. that's it.
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So, how did it go?
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Shows his post being originally made on the 5th, yours on the 9th.. being he said 5 more days, that makes the 10th being the 5th day. :P whatever, I still wanna know how it went tho! |
well no reply... maybe he took the first advice and is hiding out in mexico?
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