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Old 03-09-2004, 06:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lesson learnt at the Strip Club

Always make a decision on how much you want to spend before you get a private dance, and for god's sake, make sure you find out exactly how much its going to cost.

My buddy and I went to the rippers after clubbing on the weekend. Found out that it was $60/hr for a private dance in the room. Here we go thinking that its $10 a song or something like that and that its a great idea. It wasnt' until after the first song that some non-stripper girl comes into the room to tell us that it was $60 get the room, and another $20 a song. Next thing we know, its $580 total for the two of us.

Ah, lesson learnt I suppose.
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Old 03-09-2004, 06:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn..that sucks. Lesson indeed learned: no strip club for kellyC
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Old 03-09-2004, 06:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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D'oh! Yeah hit 'em up first about the hidden costs! I learned that no matter how much I tip the girls, they still won't go home with me...
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Old 03-09-2004, 08:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nothing is written in stone, or even written at all for that matter. I was part of a semi-stag evening about a month ago (no wedding, but our girls were having a "tupperware" party). One thing led to another and we found ourselves in VIP sitting with half the crew getting lap dances.

I wasn't part of the deal making, but when we were hit up for $800 bucks (and it was near closing and we were ready to go) our brave leader started bargaining, first with one of the girls then with the bouncer. Came to around $250 and everybody was happy except the girl that tried to rip us off initally. We weren't as cheap as it sounds, it was a case of "$50 for the VIP sitting. Ok, sure. (then later... oh, that was 50 each) No, no it wasn't.
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Old 03-09-2004, 08:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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whoa!!!!!!!!! 60bucks just to get the room and 20bucks per song on top of that??????

did they do anything.. ummm.. extra for you???????
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Old 03-09-2004, 08:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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whoa!!!!!!!!! 60bucks just to get the room and 20bucks per song on top of that??????

did they do anything.. ummm.. extra for you???????
I'm wondering about that myself...for investigative purposes of course
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Old 03-09-2004, 10:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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maybe they were taking advantage of noobs :P
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Old 03-10-2004, 12:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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well they should have been some hot strippers , ... WAY HOT cuz thats expensive...
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Old 03-10-2004, 01:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Bah, that sucks dude... In NZ you pay up front before you get your dance.. I got one for my birthday last year
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Old 03-10-2004, 03:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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They saw you coming....

(hehe)

Seriously. You were ripped off.


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Old 03-10-2004, 05:48 AM   #11 (permalink)
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They saw you coming....

(hehe)

Seriously. You were ripped off.


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Kind of hate to say it...but I was thinking pretty much the same damn thing. I've been walking this planet for over 40 years, and I've certainly been to my share of strip clubs. I've never seen a private dance that high.
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Old 03-10-2004, 07:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You need to make some stripper friends, then go to their club(s). Just go to the semi-sleazy clothing store that sells the sex toys (you know the place) and start tossing around jokes. People who know you are less likely to dick you over.
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Old 03-10-2004, 09:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I've seen private champagne rooms that high.

Between the entry $100, mandatory bar tab $100, prepay 3 dances $60, I've spent a good amount of cash. Thank goodness it was all winnings from the craps tables in Vega$!
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Old 03-10-2004, 10:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Heh, I used to date some of the strippers. You would be surprised what they will do and do to you when you know them well.
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Old 03-10-2004, 10:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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LOL the most expensive non sex You have probably ever paid for!
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Wow! That's quite a bit of money.

I know in Vegas, a stripper kept trying to get me to go for the "private dance". So, I inquired about the price:

$175 for 15 minutes plus "gratuities"!!

That's waaaay more than I'd care to spend.
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Old 03-11-2004, 12:52 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What a freaking waste of money. For a few bucks more you could have found yourself a good whore.
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Prices for services should always be up front. If you misunderstood, you should pay the damage. If they are making up shit to fleece you, you needed to state so and ask for management.

IMO, you got less than you paid for by a long shot.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Translation: they saw you coming... Never, EVER, fall in "love" with a dancer and let her lead you to parts unknown where the wallet is concerned, and never, EVER assume that you're going to get anything more than blue balls in the "special" rooms, and you'll leave the club having had a good time, but with some of your money still in your wallet...
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Old 03-15-2004, 01:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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What a freaking waste of money. For a few bucks more you could have found yourself a good whore.
A REALLY GOOD whore, like a hot escort or something.
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Old 03-15-2004, 03:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You were ripped.

If some gal came in and said that to me, I would have given her the $80 and walked.
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Old 03-15-2004, 07:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Just curious, but what would happen if you just refused to pay? I mean, I probably would concoct a decent plan of escape, but it might not be worth it if you are just going to get your ass beat in the parking lot by the bouncer(s)
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Old 03-20-2004, 09:25 AM   #23 (permalink)
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my buds report the same disappointment. a stripper isn't worth it, especially when you're on a college campus
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Old 03-21-2004, 03:13 AM   #24 (permalink)
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what i wouldn't give to have that kind of money to spend on strippers...

next time, just go to mexico, you can get a back room dance with "special" options for like $20.
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Old 03-21-2004, 08:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Easiest way to make a stripper walk away just say this to her when she wants to give you a lapdance:
"Sorry I'm a poor college student and have no money"
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Old 03-22-2004, 02:24 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Think they are bad???
A place I regularly visit in Sydney has cost a mate of mine a fortune.
Yes, they are the most awesome women and yes its not a cheap place, but my friend is funding a University course for one of the lucky ladies there!!!
Is he kidding or what???
Pussy wins again.
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Old 03-22-2004, 08:09 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2004, 10:35 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I disagree that they are the most awesome women though. I have dated these women (some very good looking in the clubs), and they aren't any different from many awesome looking women that you meet elsewhere as well. We just get conditioned to thinking of them as hotter since they can move with such sensuality.
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Old 03-25-2004, 09:03 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I disagree that they are the most awesome women though. I have dated these women (some very good looking in the clubs), and they aren't any different from many awesome looking women that you meet elsewhere as well. We just get conditioned to thinking of them as hotter since they can move with such sensuality.
Attitude goes a looong way.

$60 for the private room and $20/song. It doesn't seem that unreasonable too me. One thing that bugs me is that you had $460 in dances. That's 23 total dances, did one of you get more than the other?

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It wasnt' until after the first song that some non-stripper girl comes into the room to tell us that it was $60 get the room, and another $20 a song.
At least they told you what's up.
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Old 03-29-2004, 09:14 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Geez, 580 for just one song. How many stripers where dancing at the same time.
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Old 04-15-2004, 03:06 PM   #31 (permalink)
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and watch out for the 10dollar non-alchoholic drinks they ask you to buy....f'n bitch////
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Old 04-15-2004, 03:55 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I love the strip club buisness.


You got ripped off.
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