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Old 01-16-2004, 03:16 PM   #41 (permalink)
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We had a fun 'devil cat' named Tiger.
He used to stalk my mother down the hallway and pounce on her from behind.
Nine times out of ten, he would pull her polyester pants down around her ankles.

He started spraying his territory, as well, when we brought another cat home.
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:28 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Do they have prozac or valium for cats?
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:41 PM   #43 (permalink)
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I dunno. *shrugs*
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Old 01-16-2004, 04:04 PM   #44 (permalink)
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I have three cats, and I wouldn't put up with that shit. Either declaw or get rid of her. Pets are supposed to be fun and a joy, not a destructive burden in your life. That's my take anyway.
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Old 01-16-2004, 05:06 PM   #45 (permalink)
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My friend had a pet like that. I was at his house one night and it was attacking me so I just picked it up and tossed it acrossed the room and it smacked head first into the wall. After that it wouldn't come near me again. Lay the smack down on it or get a dog.
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:26 PM   #46 (permalink)
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There is only ONE GOOD CAT----that is the Bob Cat that roams our neighbor hood. He can clear a six foot high chain link fence from a standing start, and his main diet is rabbits and other cats that the Winter Texans let run loose all winter.....he scared the hell out of one of our park guards this last summer and he never came back...
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Old 01-16-2004, 09:47 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Do they have prozac or valium for cats?
Yeah, I think so.
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:07 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Do they have prozac or valium for cats?
ketamine!
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:16 PM   #49 (permalink)
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ketamine!
Tranquilizers and anti-depressants are 2 different things.
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:57 PM   #50 (permalink)
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valium isn't an anti-depressant.. it's a depressant
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Old 01-16-2004, 11:12 PM   #51 (permalink)
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perhaps find some other people with crazy cats and start kitten-fights, ala cockfighting.
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Old 11-26-2006, 07:31 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Bullet in the head. I dislike cats, and something as destructive as that would last about two and a half seconds on my self-control meter. I'm not a violent person, but that would be one dead cat.

With all due respect- if ou read that, and it angers you, you need to grow up. Unless you popped out of your mother's womb annointed vegan-for-life and have raised all your own crops since then, you have no animal-death innocence.
That is really uncalled for and really pointless. The person was asking for advice and your input helps not at all. I find people who hate cats tend to need animals they can utterly control. Do you suscribe to the same philosophy when anyone acts up?????
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Old 11-30-2006, 08:32 PM   #53 (permalink)
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That is really uncalled for and really pointless.
No offense, but isn't it a little hypocritical to bump a thread that's been dead for more than 2 years just to call that post pointless?
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Old 12-01-2006, 04:26 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Ok i know this thread is really old but... i want to know what happened to kitty? did it settle down? find it a new home? get it declawed? get a big dog? did it move out and open up a shop teaching kitten kung fu self defense in some shady neighborhood?
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