Revenge is sweet!
 

I finally got my revenge on my roomate who is being a total bitch to me the whole entire time. Let's just say she got yellow favored rice! Eat up your curry bitch!

Re: Revenge is sweet!
 

And we're all so much wiser for reading this.

I am, I learned two very important lessons:

1. Never piss off Corneo

2. Never eat Dinner at Corneo's house.

~Crack

Saffron? ;)



And avoid Corneo because Corneo obviously hideously overreacts when annoyed.

and Jerry Springer has a new guest topic.

Haha. Sorry that was kinda cruel of me to done that. But you have no idea how much trouble she has caused me. This roomate blow drys her hair 3 feet away from my door at 4 am!!!

I usually don't label people, but you are a lunatic, and you need counselling. Urinating into someone's rice because they used a hair dryer is the sign of a serious mental disorder.

Hmm, well, good job posting a record of the FELONY you have just committed on a public forum.

Cheers,
Greg

Getting somebody to consume your urine without their knowledge is a felony ?

multiple felonies/misdemeanors. Aggravated assault, adding a harmful substance to food, and disorderly conduct, among potential others.

Piss isn't harmful. Cyanide is harmful.

Sounds to me like you're all reading too much into this.
<b>Corneo</b> mentioned curry, not piss.

However, I'll still side with the "lunatic" faction.

Sensitive lads aren’t ya? Good work Corney! That'll show her!

Hahaha, Sho Nuff.....but this is exactly why the Last Dragon kicked your ass!!!:lol:

Corneo, I think your revenge needs a little more clarification. Did you piss in her rice bowl or just put some spices in it. Inquiring minds would like to know. Plus, before I rip into you for being a vengeful, hurtful person, I want to ensure that it is urine we are talking about here.:hmm:

First you feed it to her. If she says how much she liked the yellow curried (whatever) at a later date, you can look at her with a surprised expression and tell her it was a red (or whatever) curry. Then watch her face. :D

If this is your roommate you are talking about, rather than revenge, why not move, or ask/tell her to. Piss or spice, it's still petty.

Sneaking spice into someone's food = funny. It's a common prank where I work. My boss once told me she slipped about 2 tablespoons of cayenne pepper into a grilled cheese sandwich I was making for breakfast, funny thing is I only noticed a slight charred taste to the sandwich, and didn't even realize I had been pranked until she seemed confused that I was enjoying my sandwich. I don't even have to do anything to her coffee though, I just watch intently and let out a stifled chuckle as she reaches for her coffee should she happen to leave it unattended for more than a few seconds, she gets scared and dumps it out.
Pissing in someone's food, that's not cool though.

Agreed, but apparently it happens. See stories at http://www.stainedapron.com such as these.

It was just spice alright! It was some burning hot spice I found at some supermarket. She was shitting all night after that.

The Piss would have been funnier... ;)
~Crack

Sounds funny (in a high-school type of way) until you discover she has an alergy to it and winds up dead. Ha ha ha time is over then I dare say.

Haha.

I have gotten revenge by adding exlax to things.

It IS quite fullfilling, isnt it? ;)

It was, I slept better that night hearing her making trips to the bathroom constantly.

Hahahahahah, that's brilliant, you truly are evil Corneo :)