Corneo

I finally got my revenge on my roomate who is being a total bitch to me the whole entire time. Let's just say she got yellow favored rice! Eat up your curry bitch!

present_future

And we're all so much wiser for reading this.

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Crack

I am, I learned two very important lessons:

1. Never piss off Corneo

2. Never eat Dinner at Corneo's house.

~Crack

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shakran

Saffron?



And avoid Corneo because Corneo obviously hideously overreacts when annoyed.

tecoyah

and Jerry Springer has a new guest topic.

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Corneo

Haha. Sorry that was kinda cruel of me to done that. But you have no idea how much trouble she has caused me. This roomate blow drys her hair 3 feet away from my door at 4 am!!!

shakran

I usually don't label people, but you are a lunatic, and you need counselling. Urinating into someone's rice because they used a hair dryer is the sign of a serious mental disorder.

Slims

Hmm, well, good job posting a record of the FELONY you have just committed on a public forum.

Cheers,
Greg

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Spartak

Getting somebody to consume your urine without their knowledge is a felony ?

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shakran

multiple felonies/misdemeanors. Aggravated assault, adding a harmful substance to food, and disorderly conduct, among potential others.

omega2K4

Piss isn't harmful. Cyanide is harmful.

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yournamehere

Sounds to me like you're all reading too much into this.
<b>Corneo</b> mentioned curry, not piss.

However, I'll still side with the "lunatic" faction.

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Sho Nuff

Sensitive lads aren’t ya? Good work Corney! That'll show her!

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water_boy1999

Hahaha, Sho Nuff.....but this is exactly why the Last Dragon kicked your ass!!!

Corneo, I think your revenge needs a little more clarification. Did you piss in her rice bowl or just put some spices in it. Inquiring minds would like to know. Plus, before I rip into you for being a vengeful, hurtful person, I want to ensure that it is urine we are talking about here.

denim

First you feed it to her. If she says how much she liked the yellow curried (whatever) at a later date, you can look at her with a surprised expression and tell her it was a red (or whatever) curry. Then watch her face.

tenchi069

If this is your roommate you are talking about, rather than revenge, why not move, or ask/tell her to. Piss or spice, it's still petty.

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rockzilla

Sneaking spice into someone's food = funny. It's a common prank where I work. My boss once told me she slipped about 2 tablespoons of cayenne pepper into a grilled cheese sandwich I was making for breakfast, funny thing is I only noticed a slight charred taste to the sandwich, and didn't even realize I had been pranked until she seemed confused that I was enjoying my sandwich. I don't even have to do anything to her coffee though, I just watch intently and let out a stifled chuckle as she reaches for her coffee should she happen to leave it unattended for more than a few seconds, she gets scared and dumps it out.
Pissing in someone's food, that's not cool though.

denim

Agreed, but apparently it happens. See stories at http://www.stainedapron.com such as these.

Corneo

It was just spice alright! It was some burning hot spice I found at some supermarket. She was shitting all night after that.

Crack

The Piss would have been funnier...
~Crack

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Minx

Sounds funny (in a high-school type of way) until you discover she has an alergy to it and winds up dead. Ha ha ha time is over then I dare say.

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absence_of_color

Haha.

I have gotten revenge by adding exlax to things.

It IS quite fullfilling, isnt it?

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Corneo

It was, I slept better that night hearing her making trips to the bathroom constantly.

Spartak

Hahahahahah, that's brilliant, you truly are evil Corneo

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