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vicx 12-06-2003 12:28 AM
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Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct

A little-known fact about the human nervous system:

1: If a slippery substance, such as Vaseline, is placed between the toes during sleep, the brain will keep moving those toes during sleep until teh substance rubs off. Vaseline can not be removed without large amounts of soap and water, and certainly not by rubbing the coated surfaces together.
2: If the brain spends the entire time asleep moving slippery toes, it will not perform any normal sleep functions that lead to a well-rested feeling. Result: the person might as well have been awake.

Good lord this is golden, man, golden I say!

Dilbert1234567 12-07-2003 01:58 AM
ok stick a small peice of candie into the shower head (remove befor you take yours) it will leave them sticky and they cant wash it off in the shower.

i like the shaving cream and a condom.

macro 12-10-2003 11:54 PM
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Originally posted by Corneo
Anyone wanna give me ideas to maker her life like hell before my lease breaks?
A friend of mine used to have a housemate that would incesently steal his food, well after he told her that it wasn't on. I told him to set some aside and lace it with laxatives.

Well, I don't know if he ever did, but I still reckon it's a great idea.

gnort 12-11-2003 06:25 AM
<a href="http://www.bradsplanet.net/Annoyroommate.htm" target="_blank">Along the lines of the 50 ways yo annoy you're roomate...it's 400 ways to annoy your roomate</a>


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