wario

You know when you get an eyelash in your eye? Sometimes you can't get it out as it ends up going behind the eye. What happens to these eyelashes? Is there a great big build up of eyelashes behind my eye which tiny gnomes use to build tiny houses? Or do they move on to somewhere else?

Plan9Senior

They fall behind the back of the eye socket and fall into the Hypothalamus (the small compartment in the brain that is used to burn brain fuel). The fuel that is derived from the eyelashes is said to be the reason that delusions and schitzophrenia develop. If I were you I would flush my eyes out with water until it comes out, unless of course... you wanna risk it.

Actually, they just get flushed to the same spot that eyeboogers form

happymaan

Every couple days I find eyelashes on my tongue.

Plan9Senior

Those hairs in your mouth aren't from eyelashes. Those are from nosehairs that have fallen onto your food

a1t3r3g0

lol!

Dano069

So, THAT'S where they come from!

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Cynthetiq

really? not pubes?

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Plan9Senior

No, pubes are swallowed without notice

Asshole Lover

yup. and eyeboogers are nasty

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gonadman

So thats why I keep coughing up those hairballs...

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rainheart

You wanna know what really sucks, I have say one or two eyelashes on the upper row of eyelashes on each of my eyes that span downwards instead of upwards or even straight ahead, and when I blink they sometimes irritate my eye, get into my eye or conflict with the bottom row.
Very annoying. I'd pluck them out, but I don't think it's really worth it.

breid

OMFG...I thought I was the only one with the knomes