Question about eyelashes
 

You know when you get an eyelash in your eye? Sometimes you can't get it out as it ends up going behind the eye. What happens to these eyelashes? Is there a great big build up of eyelashes behind my eye which tiny gnomes use to build tiny houses? Or do they move on to somewhere else?

They fall behind the back of the eye socket and fall into the Hypothalamus (the small compartment in the brain that is used to burn brain fuel). The fuel that is derived from the eyelashes is said to be the reason that delusions and schitzophrenia develop. If I were you I would flush my eyes out with water until it comes out, unless of course... you wanna risk it.

Actually, they just get flushed to the same spot that eyeboogers form :)

Every couple days I find eyelashes on my tongue.

Those hairs in your mouth aren't from eyelashes. Those are from nosehairs that have fallen onto your food :(

lol!

So, THAT'S where they come from!

really? not pubes?

No, pubes are swallowed without notice :(

yup. and eyeboogers are nasty

So thats why I keep coughing up those hairballs...

You wanna know what really sucks, I have say one or two eyelashes on the upper row of eyelashes on each of my eyes that span downwards instead of upwards or even straight ahead, and when I blink they sometimes irritate my eye, get into my eye or conflict with the bottom row.
Very annoying. I'd pluck them out, but I don't think it's really worth it.

OMFG...I thought I was the only one with the knomes