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Nad Adam 08-14-2003 11:44 PM

Extra nipples, how wierd is that?
 
Hmmmm, how should I start this. Well I have a couple of smaller extra nipples below my regular ones(that's a sentence you don't hear every day).

I'll start with a picture. http://w1.401.telia.com/~u40119949/share/bv.jpg

Ok, now you see. The problem I have is if I should have them removed or not. Sometimes I think they are cool in a way, I know that they are as useless as the first pair but they make me pretty unique. When I was in my teens they tended to make me verry self-aware and they still do but not as much. My friends and family are aware of them but I've never realy spoken about it since I belive that they either are wierded out by them or think that I would be ashamed to talk about it (my late grandfather on my mothers side also had these so I know where I got them from). I guess some girlfriends have seen the and wonderd but same thing there, no talking about it.


There are a few of questions:
1. Is this wierd or what?
2. If you where in my situation would you have them removed?

Aanyankah 08-14-2003 11:54 PM

Nah, I'd probably leave them. It's just another thing that makes you "you". And no, I don't think it's weird. :)

Nizzle 08-15-2003 12:13 AM

I've heard of em before, there's a name for it, which escapes me. I wouldn't bother removing them. It's not that odd.

gonadman 08-15-2003 05:06 AM

They are called supranumerary nipples and are actually more common than you would think. Usually there is no breast tissue associated with them so the chance of breast cancer is negligible. No reason really to remove them unless cosmetically they are utterly(udderly-haha) unacceptable to you

CyCo PL 08-15-2003 05:12 AM

I think that's awesome. If I had those, I would keep them forever.

Rodney 08-15-2003 06:18 AM

1) Not too weird. I might even say.... not all that easy to see.

2)I'd keep them.

Silvy 08-15-2003 06:30 AM

Keep them, its you!

quadro2000 08-15-2003 09:46 AM

Dude, I think they're cool. And I think that as long as you are (or can be) comfortable with them and stay with the opinion of "hey, aren't these really cool?" I bet most chicks will think the same thing.

Double D 08-15-2003 09:59 AM

I don't even know that I'd notice them if just casually passing you at the beach or pool.

If you are ambivalent about removing them, wait until you have more definative feelings about it one way or another.

Lebell 08-15-2003 10:29 AM

I wouldn't have notice either on a casual glance.

I vote to keep them too.

They are part of what make you, you.

And if you play your cards right, you can turn them into a great topic of conversation with girls :D

Vyk 08-15-2003 11:22 AM

I knew a girl in highschool who had them. We used to joke with her about it since it's one of those 'classic signs of being a witch'.

You should keep 'em. They part of you, hard to notice, and an interesting conversation piece with girlfriends. =)

wario 08-15-2003 02:04 PM

Get them pierced.

Nad Adam 08-15-2003 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wario
Get them pierced.

Best advice EVER! :D :D :D


Oh yeah did I forget to mention, the blue text and the arrows are tatooed to my stomach.

dadioflex 08-15-2003 03:24 PM

It's not about the look
 
If you feel they make you feel self-conscious then get them removed. We've worked for a few thousand years as a race to correct imperfections but if that is important to you then throw down the dollars and go for it.

giblfiz 08-15-2003 07:04 PM

Keep em! extra nipples are great! its good luck.

you could use them to pick up chicks...
"you know I have extra nipples"
"really, I don't believe you"
"I do, you want to see?"
"yeah" ... *flash*
"Now that I showed you mine, you show me yours"
"OK, after all its only fair"
"wow you have nice tits"
"you really think so, I would love to go home with you"

well at least thats how it plays out in my mind. your results may vary.

they are actually pretty common, though they usually ain't that far away from the regular one. I have one, but is actually in my aureole, so its not very interesting, more of a bump.

mingusfingers 08-15-2003 10:42 PM

They're crazy go nuts. I'd probably want to take them off, but end up being too lazy to go through with it.

1973 08-16-2003 12:03 AM

Auction them on eBay.

h2g2Fan 08-16-2003 12:07 AM

Are they sensitive at all?
Personally I get hard whenever a girl does anything with my nipples - they're almost as sensitive as my c_ck.

Just curious.

GoldenOuroboros 08-16-2003 02:33 AM

Man that's so cool.. the weirdest thing I've ever had was these long, we're talking 5-6 inches here, silver hairs grow off me.. strange eh.. hehe.. But I tell everyone about them.. hehe.. Say I have Lycanthropy.. ;)

fhqwhgads 08-16-2003 04:17 PM

My favorite part of the picture is the fact that you labeled which ones were extra, as not to get them confused with the ones that are supposed to be there... :)

rainheart 08-16-2003 06:01 PM

Can you milk them??
Milk them!!
Heh I'm just kidding don't be offended or anything, imo you should keep them they're very small and insignificant cosmetically and they add a novelty factor to you. As well, like someone mentioned above, it can be a fun thing to converse about with girls... show it to them, make them touch it, play jokes, good stuff.

MacGnG 08-17-2003 09:52 PM

keep em, not really that noticeable

they come in handy some day.

cliche 08-18-2003 06:16 AM

Don't worry - they're entirely normal. Unless they're giving you any problems I'd leave well alone; you'll only end up with a scar to replace it!

08-18-2003 12:24 PM

If you want to try living without them, go to a paint store and get your stomach skin tone matched, apply flexible paint via qtip and whalla. Personaly, without the arrows I wouldn't have seen them.

CSflim 08-18-2003 04:20 PM

Holy Shit! Those kick ass! I want extra nipples!

Keep em man, defiantely. Or, if you do get them removed, mail em to me, so I can get em sewn on!

Cynthetiq 08-18-2003 07:19 PM

you should keep them and have your friends call you Chandler.

Sledge 08-18-2003 08:47 PM

Keep them. That is the coolest shit ever.

Which sounds insensitive, but I really like it.

skinbag 08-18-2003 10:01 PM

They're like landing lights..Guiding attention downwards...Subliminally directing ones' thoughts...WHOAHH!!-They're so cool I almost "turned" ;)
Actually I have to side with the majority in favor keeping them. Anything that interesting is by definition worth keeping, especially 'cuz they're not ugly and could only be noticed on rare occasions anyway.
BTW: I get those weird-ass long blonde filament body hairs too. Man- did I jump when I thought I was brushing off somebody else's stray hair and it plucked instead! OWEEE!:lol:

MSD 08-20-2003 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rainheart
Can you milk them??
You can milk anything that has nipples :)

Keep them, they're not disfiguring, and like many others have said, they can be a cool conversation piece.

Nad Adam 08-20-2003 07:40 AM

I'm gonna try this the next time I'm in a bar. I'll report on how effective they are.

CS-Flim, if I decide to remove them I'll be sure to have an icebox with your adress on it.

numberfive 08-20-2003 08:23 PM

You should pierce them. That would be pretty cool.

Booboo 08-20-2003 09:47 PM

Definately dont get em removed, they are pretty cool.

I like the piercing idea, or maybe have them included in a tattoo.. like having them as nips on a tattoo, lol.

Raw Kuts 08-20-2003 10:05 PM

They just look like big freckles. Leave 'em be, maybe they will grow up and cure cancer or something...

Memalvada 08-22-2003 08:08 AM

One of my best friends has an extra nipple, and he doesnt seem to mind, he regards it as a mole... I'd say you should keep yours.

zenmaster10665 08-22-2003 08:25 AM

Start calling yourself Scaramanga.

:)

Nad Adam 08-22-2003 09:23 AM

I just found this on this website : http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/
Quote:

Using Your Triple-Nipple for Social and Career Advancement

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So you've managed to live a normal life with your Triple-Nipple. You finished high school; you have a girlfriend; you work out twice a week; you drink Pepsi One because it has that secret formula that's too good to be called "diet". But every now and then, you can't help but wonder, "Is this all I'm destined for? Will this cursed Triple-Nipple be the cause of anything besides pain and suffering?"



NO. YES.
These are the refreshing--refreshing like Pepsi One is refreshing--answers, respectively, to these two probing questions.

Arguably the greatest benefit of having a Triple-Nipple is the opportunity for personal advancement beyond the opportunties of less fortunate people.


Career
Your Triple-Nipple can be used in countless ways for climbing the career ladder of success. However, keep in mind that this brings with it many a moral dilemma. Always remember that your Triple-Nipple can be used for good, or it can be used for evil...

To help you understand the distinction, here are some contrasting examples of using your Triple-Nipple for good and evil:

Good and Evil in the Workplace

GOOD
Hang the bosses coat on it
Give it responsibility of performing "emergency machine shutoff"
Use it as a meeting reminder Seduce your secretary
Train to respond to chemical/safety hazards
Presentation tool in dry meetings
Entertain children, if appropriate

EVIL
Seduce the boss
Use it to strangle co-worker who is competing with you for promotion
Force underlings to be accountable to the nipple rather than you
Seduce attractive clients
Distract co-workers to grab the last donut in a meeting




The chart does a good job of showing ways that you can use your Triple-Nipple to boost your standing on the job. Sometimes it is possible to use it physically as a type of tool, while other times it is useful for personal inspiration or motivation. If you can find ways to do both, you will be assured a satisfying career. Do your best to keep you and your Triple-Nipple in the spotlight of success!

If you have not yet secured a permanent job, but are instead preparing for a career or still deciding your future, it is helpful to know that there are a number of careers which require a Triple-Nipple. If you are so gifted, give strong consideration to pursuing one (or more) of them.

Triple-Nipple topless dancer
Circus freak
Third grade substitute teacher
Special Olympic triathlete
Triple-Nipple pornographic movie star
Lifeguard in Chernobyl
Triple-Nipple Awareness community leader
Professional Three-legged Race referee
Tricycle Engineer
All of these careers are growing rapidly and offer excellent pay, benefits and high personal satisfcation. As people become more deformed from television, drug abuse during pregnancy, and increasingly frequent nuclear meltdowns, the rewards for being a part of these fields will continue to grow.


Social
There are a variety of situations in day-to-day life where you can use your Triple-Nipple for small-time social gain. Here are some examples to get you started, but remember to be creative and explore new ideas.


Whenever competing for something among friends, quickly yell, "Give it to the guy with the most nipples!"
Charge friends a quarter to see it.
Use it as an excuse to back out of social engagements or dates: "I'd love to go out with you, but my Triple-Nipple already made plans."
Use it as a way to leave work early or skip out entirely: "Boss, I'm going to miss that meeting this afternoon. I've got a distrubing growth that I need checked out." If you wish to use it as an excuse repeatedly, devise a story about a recurring wart or other such condition.
Threaten your children with the "Triple-Nipple treatment" as punishment for misbehaving.
Blatently put people down with hip phrases like, "Talk to the nipple 'cause the hand ain't listening!" and, "Me and what army? Me and my nipple army!!"
Radio stations cater to weird people. You can score lots of great prizes, including backstage passes to concerts, if you show the Triple-Nipple.

If these underdeveloped people can do this with their puny third nipples just think of the possibillities that lies in front of me. MUAHAHAHAHAHaaaaa

mml 08-22-2003 09:42 AM

Nothing wrong with them, but if you are concerned talk to your doctor to make sure they present no medical problems(i.e. increased likelyhood of cancer-very unlikely). If they have and adverse effect on your self-confidence then get em gone, but otherwise I agree with everyone else, enjoy em they make you a bit unique which is nice.

By the way, I have a brother-in-law who apparently has three testicles so you know a couple of extra nipples is really nothing.

Nad Adam 08-22-2003 09:57 AM

Three testicles, now thats useful if you're a guy but four nipples are pretty useless (except that you can rub 'em for luck).

mml 08-22-2003 10:06 AM

I've never seen the triplets, but I hear they are very odd to look at and it has thrown a few girlfriend off.

By the way, my brother-in-law happened to stop by and I told him about this. He said he would rather have the nipples and said I better not publish his name - Oh the temptation.

Nad Adam 08-22-2003 11:33 AM

Hmmmm, maybe I could switch one of my nipples for his testi and join a circus... =)


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