genuinegirly

It's always exciting the first night.

Turn on CNN or CNBC first thing.
Then check the view.
Extra loud 'playing', enjoying that there aren't the usual neighbors to disturb.
Enjoy the pool, make those waffles for breakfast.
By the third day of hotels, Tt is crabby from lack of sleep on the less-than perfect beds (nothing is as comfy as home) and it stops being fun.

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snowy

We take advantage of the endless hot water in the shower. I also hang out in just my underwear/naked more often. And then of course there's more vocal sex. Rawr. I like hotels.

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LoganSnake

I see a lot of posts saying that they take long hot showers. Why can't you do it at home?

The minimum time it takes me to take a shower is 30 minutes. Sometimes I'm in it for an hour. I like to soak.

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I'm never watching hotel TV again...

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Jozrael

I generally go for 3-4.5 minutes at home. If I want to soak I can take baths for up to 45-75 minutes. Quite the contrast xD

LoganSnake

I can't wash everything I want to wash in 3-4 minutes. I feel dirty if I don't completely soap up.

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mixedmedia

it usually involves restraints of some sort.

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squeeeb

i try to listen to people in the next room having sex. and i watch tv. i can't do either at home.

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ametc

When my boyfriend and I got a hotel room together.. we had loud ass sex the first night. The next morning we saw his parents walking out of the room right next to us. They complained about their neighbors (on the other side)..they said they think their neighbors were either having a party in their room or having sex. So embarrassing. >_< haha


I also made a mess of the room.. but then I felt guilty because my mother used to be a hotel cleaning lady so I stuffed everything into the small ass waste basket they had in the bathroom. I also folded up the towels and set them on the floor in a clean pile.

At home I just throw my shit around the place and pick it up the next time I pass by it. :P

Charlatan

Auto-erotic asphyxiation...

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squeeeb

ok there carradine....

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biznatch

I never take baths, unless I'm at a hotel. Once I get in the bath, it usually turns to masturbation, because when you're not used to seeing your penis happily bobbing up and down in the water, you play with it, because the sheer physics of it are fun.
I don't get room service, but smoking in bed is a luxury I won't say no to. Ah...hotels..

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TomSmith65

Work and get a paycheck.

That never happens at home.

spindles

Hmmm - maybe I don't want to pay for all that excess water wastage? I don't take long showers in hotels either.

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Atreides88

Whenever I stay in a hotel, without fail, I jump on the bed(s) and crank the A/C as high as it will go. I love coming in from a hot day and the room feeling like the frozen tundra.

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Cynthetiq

I use the showercap in the shower.

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thespian86

hahaha zing. Jesus, I'm a terrible person.

Uh, well.

I take nice long baths with nice smelly candles and soaps. I order room service. I kill a hooker. Call it a night.

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BulletCatcher

Same here. I've been in the hospitality industry for 14 years and I can honestly say that there is nothing any of you can say that I either haven't seen before or heard of from others in the industry. Even after all this time it still amazes me what some people will do when they think they can get away with it just because they are not at home/paid for the night.

Keep in mind that there is always somebody who has to clean up after you/deal with the issues you cause (noise complaints and whatnot). Just because you paid for the room and don't know the staff doesn't make it any less rude or right.

Sorry if I come off as a bit of a prick. Just finished another day at work where I had to field numerous noise complaints against a youth soccer team that was staying here over the weekend that trashed their rooms and the pool area and ran the halls all night. Not only did it cost us extra in housekeeping to clean the rooms but i also ended up having to refund several other rooms for the problems caused. I also had to let the night security who was on duty go for not handling the situation as it occurred not just the one night but for both nights the team was here. So let's see, the hotel lost money and someone lost their job all because of some 'harmless' fun. Needless to say that team will not be staying with us again or any other hotel in the city. Yes we do inform each other of problem guests so if you get kicked out of one don't be surprised to find yourself on the 'do not rent' list at other properties in the same area.

Well that's my little rant. Oh and as for pulling off the top cover....highly recommened.

fiatguy85

I'm gonna be freaked out about touching much of anything next time I'm in a hotel.

I generally don't do anything that bad to a hotel room. If there's no fridge, the sink gets turned into one with a bunch of ice and filled with beer. Or the tub when necessary.

Corneo

Wow I am glad i read about the top cover...

I usually let the water run for a while so it gets nice and hot before I jump into the tub. At home I don't let the water run like that. I also jump on the bed.

FuglyStick

steal things

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Xerxys

Cum on the bed sheets ...

Tully Mars

This is why I carry a small black light in my luggage.

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This is why I carry rope in my dive bag. Never used it underwater.

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cellophanedeity

I always go off in search of the Bible, then read aloud the parts that tell us the pains of the sins we have planned for the evening.

World's King

Wipe my dick on the curtains after sex.

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n0nsensical

Pay for porn

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lostgirl

Yes, sometimes twice.

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Cynthetiq

I almost forgot, jump on the bed!

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Floating Over The Competition

“My sister’s graduation from Campbell University in North Carolina. Me and my one sister Stefanie got bored in our hotel room, so we decided to take photos of ourselves.”

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n0nsensical

Hellz no I check my bill!

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vainღ♥♡jane

-:: sleep on top of the sheets
-:: see if i can play the nintendo for free (never can lol)
-:: play on the wireless internet
-:: pretend to workout in the gym
-:: explore every floor (i'm just wierd like that-their all the same lmao)
-:: order lots of foods that don't go together
-:: the best thing i do is stand at the window and reflect as i enjoy the scenery

Xerxys

@Cynth ...

That site is awesome!!

DaniGirl

I dont have to clean!!!