What do you do in a hotel that you don't do at home? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Vyk · 08-08-2003, 10:47 AM

put the air conditioner on full blast

watch premium channels (don't get them at home)

I also tend to be incredibly randy when I'm on vacation which works out nicely when I'm vacationing with the girlfriend.

skysooner · 08-08-2003, 01:21 PM

Watch tv, use the gym in the hotel, swim if they have a pool, stay up to incredibly late hours because I can't sleep in those beds, masturbate when I get bored. I also spend lots of time missing my broadband connection at home.

bermuDa · 08-08-2003, 02:45 PM

sleep out of town... can't do that at home.

I really only stay in hotels when i travel, I have yet to have any real fun in them =\

Nizzle · 08-08-2003, 03:52 PM

Steal the towels. I can't help it. I make plenty of money and have plenty of towels, but I MUST have one of theirs for the collection.

sadistikdreams · 08-09-2003, 12:52 PM

i masturbate in the shower, then play that SNES they hook up to the TVs for hours.... then masturbate in the bath.

BrinlyNoya · 08-09-2003, 01:45 PM

I sleep with clothes on when I'm in a hotel...

Diablo · 08-09-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
When I travel for business:
Play Diablo 2: LOD for hours on end

I do that at home...:shrug:

Uhhh...I don't bother to clean up...and I take long hot showers and leave the TV on when I'm not using it, unless it really starts bothering me. Then I mute it.

koli70 · 08-09-2003, 02:19 PM

I always look in the bathtub to make sure its clean and I dont like using their pillows, I always bring my own

MacGnG · 08-09-2003, 03:00 PM

yea pretty much just make a mess, but not a big mess

more fire · 08-09-2003, 04:48 PM

eat the pillow mints, watch all the channels I don't get at home and raid the minibar.

JumpinJesus · 08-09-2003, 05:00 PM

I jump on the bed. I act all wealthy and say stuff like, <snooty wealthy accent>"Let the maaaiiiid clean it"</snooty wealthy accent>

Oh, and I eat dry bagels for breakfast with burnt coffee.

killerjoejoe · 08-09-2003, 06:28 PM

Room service man...you dont even have to get outta bed to have a meal

fallen_angel · 08-09-2003, 07:07 PM

jump on the bed, take long showers, leave towels all over the place, steal the little things of soap, sleep on lumpy pillows, and freeze. oh ya and the sex cant forget the sex.

em1014 · 08-09-2003, 09:53 PM

jump on the bed!

fuzzix · 08-10-2003, 05:33 AM

I sing....

asshopo · 08-10-2003, 07:41 AM

My S.O. and I took some funnay pics. We put a shower cap on my face and took a pic of it. I look dead.

I have a warped sense of humor.

Also, I would prolly do this at home if I was bored enough.

asshopo · 08-10-2003, 07:42 AM

Oh, and if we get a jacuzzi room, I could care less about getting the carpet wet when we get out. At home, I would never let my carpet get wet and not care.

Tandem · 08-10-2003, 08:24 AM

Nothing - When I have a need to make use of a hotel room, I treat it like I would if in my own home.

OROIT · 08-10-2003, 10:29 PM

I don't stay in hotels often but when i do i generally make a mess (my wife is a very tidy peerson) and fill the mini bar with my own beer. oh and a steak sandwich at 1am after a night on the piss is a good way to keep the room service people awake LOL

Averett · 09-12-2003, 06:03 AM

I take a bath. Our bathtub at home is a bit uhh... gross. So I always take a bath in hotels

canucker · 09-12-2003, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bender
pee in the sink

Thats funny!

I think I do about everything that's been posted in here.

Redlemon · 09-12-2003, 12:44 PM

Use mouthwash. I don't have mouthwash at home, have no real need for it, but I use it in the hotel.

stldickie · 09-12-2003, 01:13 PM

crank the air and leave the TV on even when Im leaving the room

Battlefield · 09-14-2003, 10:42 AM

-leave my rauncy, dirty undergarments lying around in plain view
-leave all lights on etc when leaving the room
-take anything good like free toothbrushes
-never leave anything worth stealing in the room unless it's a good hotel

I've never taken a bath in a hotel which I do at home. It's scary to think how many people's nasty feet have touched the bath not to mention how many times I(and others) have peed in the shower.

Lebell · 09-14-2003, 10:53 AM

Since I don't have AC or cable at home, those go on almost immediately

Then I can watch South Park and the History channel while I happily shiver under the blankets

SabrinaFair · 09-15-2003, 01:11 PM

I may be 19 years old, but I will never be too old to jump on hotel beds.

ismark · 09-16-2003, 07:11 PM

smoke in bed

torgone · 09-17-2003, 10:04 AM

I clip my toenails and let them go everywhere.
I take the subscription cards that fall out of the porn mags I buy and put them into the bible.
I set the alarm for 3:00 am for the next guy, in case he forgets.
I change the programmable settings on the TV as much as possible.

Robblee · 09-17-2003, 01:47 PM

Have sex as loud as possible!! and who cares if things get messy!!!

anti fishstick · 09-19-2003, 01:00 AM

watch the discovery channel. im serious. i never watch this at home. but whenever i'm in a hotel and channel surfing, discovery always keeps my attention :-D

cas305 · 09-22-2003, 01:29 PM

JUMP ON THE BED!

veruca · 09-23-2003, 01:13 PM

definatly take that top cover off...it's totally gross. then turn down the a/c as low as it till go...turn on the tv really loud and order room service....i always throw the towels on the floor...but i always put them in a pile before i leave, and make sure all the trash is in the can and leave a tip of course

riptide4070 · 10-13-2003, 09:04 PM

use one of those little buckets for my ice

ghezzo · 10-16-2003, 08:59 PM

Party hard and not clean up after it. Room service gets paid for that crap anyways, so i say mess your room up as much as you want, make them work for there 7 an hour for changing the bed sheets and bringing fresh towels

The_Jazz · 06-02-2009, 08:08 AM

I never hang up towels. I usually have a dinner with someone, so I rarely eat in the room, although I might raid the mini bar if I need a snack when I first check in. I'm usually pretty drunk when I get back, so I'll see what's on TV, then usually pass out with it on. And in the mornings, I usually rub one out to either Robin Meade or Saved By The Bell if one of the last couple of years is on. Then I wipe it on the bed.

And once I took a giant dump in a sink, but that was only because I'd just checked in and the toilet was broken and it was an emergency.

dlish · 06-02-2009, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz

I never hang up towels. I usually have a dinner with someone, so I rarely eat in the room, although I might raid the mini bar if I need a snack when I first check in. I'm usually pretty drunk when I get back, so I'll see what's on TV, then usually pass out with it on. And in the mornings, I usually rub one out to either Robin Meade or Saved By The Bell if one of the last couple of years is on. Then I wipe it on the bed.

And once I took a giant dump in a sink, but that was only because I'd just checked in and the toilet was broken and it was an emergency.

emergency my ass..excuse the pun

i dont do the bed in hotels....oh hang on.. i dont do the bed any day of the week

ash_1050 · 06-02-2009, 08:56 PM

have only really stayed at a hotel when with friends.

Push all the beds together and wrestle
Turn the AC on and leave it at the current room temp
Steal all the soaps
Adjust the tv and alarm clock settings

ItWasMe · 06-03-2009, 09:20 PM

I get homesick.

Psycho Dad · 06-04-2009, 04:15 AM

Nobody runs the remote up and down the crack of their ass?

Grasshopper Green · 06-04-2009, 04:06 PM

I really don't do much at a hotel that I don't do at home, except maybe put ice in a big plastic bucket. At I home I just use the ice tray.

08-08-2003, 02:45 PM	#43 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	sleep out of town... can't do that at home. I really only stay in hotels when i travel, I have yet to have any real fun in them =\ __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-08-2003, 03:52 PM	#44 (permalink)
Nizzle God-Hating Liberal Location: Silicon Valley, CA	Steal the towels. I can't help it. I make plenty of money and have plenty of towels, but I MUST have one of theirs for the collection. __________________ Nizzle

08-09-2003, 12:52 PM	#45 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	i masturbate in the shower, then play that SNES they hook up to the TVs for hours.... then masturbate in the bath. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

08-09-2003, 02:19 PM	#48 (permalink)
koli70 Crazy Location: South Dakota	I always look in the bathtub to make sure its clean and I dont like using their pillows, I always bring my own __________________ Woman is a danger cat

08-09-2003, 05:00 PM	#51 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I jump on the bed. I act all wealthy and say stuff like, <snooty wealthy accent>"Let the maaaiiiid clean it"</snooty wealthy accent> Oh, and I eat dry bagels for breakfast with burnt coffee. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-08-2003, 10:47 AM	#41 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	put the air conditioner on full blast watch premium channels (don't get them at home) I also tend to be incredibly randy when I'm on vacation which works out nicely when I'm vacationing with the girlfriend.

08-08-2003, 01:21 PM	#42 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	Watch tv, use the gym in the hotel, swim if they have a pool, stay up to incredibly late hours because I can't sleep in those beds, masturbate when I get bored. I also spend lots of time missing my broadband connection at home.

08-09-2003, 01:45 PM	#46 (permalink)
BrinlyNoya Crazy	I sleep with clothes on when I'm in a hotel...

08-09-2003, 03:00 PM	#49 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	yea pretty much just make a mess, but not a big mess

08-09-2003, 04:48 PM	#50 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	eat the pillow mints, watch all the channels I don't get at home and raid the minibar.

08-09-2003, 06:28 PM	#52 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	Room service man...you dont even have to get outta bed to have a meal __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-09-2003, 07:07 PM	#53 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	jump on the bed, take long showers, leave towels all over the place, steal the little things of soap, sleep on lumpy pillows, and freeze. oh ya and the sex cant forget the sex. __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

08-09-2003, 09:53 PM	#54 (permalink)
em1014 Crazy	jump on the bed!

08-10-2003, 05:33 AM	#55 (permalink)
fuzzix Psycho Location: Australia	I sing.... __________________ I'm most definately not 'lovin' it'.

08-10-2003, 07:41 AM	#56 (permalink)
asshopo Insane Location: Michigan	My S.O. and I took some funnay pics. We put a shower cap on my face and took a pic of it. I look dead. I have a warped sense of humor. Also, I would prolly do this at home if I was bored enough. __________________ Patterns have a habit of repeating themselves.

09-16-2003, 07:11 PM	#67 (permalink)
ismark Crazy Location: Sydney	smoke in bed __________________ The Grumpy Old Bloke

08-10-2003, 07:42 AM	#57 (permalink)
asshopo Insane Location: Michigan	Oh, and if we get a jacuzzi room, I could care less about getting the carpet wet when we get out. At home, I would never let my carpet get wet and not care. __________________ Patterns have a habit of repeating themselves.

08-10-2003, 08:24 AM	#58 (permalink)
Tandem Insane Location: Brisbane, Australia	Nothing - When I have a need to make use of a hotel room, I treat it like I would if in my own home. __________________ It is not a mistake, but an experience. But, if you've experienced it before then you should already know if it is a mistake.

08-10-2003, 10:29 PM	#59 (permalink)
OROIT Upright Location: The Land Down Under	I don't stay in hotels often but when i do i generally make a mess (my wife is a very tidy peerson) and fill the mini bar with my own beer. oh and a steak sandwich at 1am after a night on the piss is a good way to keep the room service people awake LOL

09-12-2003, 06:03 AM	#60 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	I take a bath. Our bathtub at home is a bit uhh... gross. So I always take a bath in hotels __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-12-2003, 12:44 PM	#62 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Use mouthwash. I don't have mouthwash at home, have no real need for it, but I use it in the hotel. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

09-12-2003, 01:13 PM	#63 (permalink)
stldickie Addict	crank the air and leave the TV on even when Im leaving the room

09-14-2003, 10:42 AM	#64 (permalink)
Battlefield Crazy	-leave my rauncy, dirty undergarments lying around in plain view -leave all lights on etc when leaving the room -take anything good like free toothbrushes -never leave anything worth stealing in the room unless it's a good hotel I've never taken a bath in a hotel which I do at home. It's scary to think how many people's nasty feet have touched the bath not to mention how many times I(and others) have peed in the shower.

09-14-2003, 10:53 AM	#65 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Since I don't have AC or cable at home, those go on almost immediately Then I can watch South Park and the History channel while I happily shiver under the blankets __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

09-15-2003, 01:11 PM	#66 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	I may be 19 years old, but I will never be too old to jump on hotel beds. __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

09-17-2003, 10:04 AM	#68 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	I clip my toenails and let them go everywhere. I take the subscription cards that fall out of the porn mags I buy and put them into the bible. I set the alarm for 3:00 am for the next guy, in case he forgets. I change the programmable settings on the TV as much as possible. __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

09-17-2003, 01:47 PM	#69 (permalink)
Robblee Tilted Location: Nova Scotia	Have sex as loud as possible!! and who cares if things get messy!!!

09-19-2003, 01:00 AM	#70 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	watch the discovery channel. im serious. i never watch this at home. but whenever i'm in a hotel and channel surfing, discovery always keeps my attention :-D __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

09-22-2003, 01:29 PM	#71 (permalink)
cas305 Insane Location: Indiana	JUMP ON THE BED!

09-23-2003, 01:13 PM	#72 (permalink)
veruca Psycho Location: 4 privet drive	definatly take that top cover off...it's totally gross. then turn down the a/c as low as it till go...turn on the tv really loud and order room service....i always throw the towels on the floor...but i always put them in a pile before i leave, and make sure all the trash is in the can and leave a tip of course __________________ How you turned my world, you precious thing You starve and near exhaust me Everything I've done, I've done for you I move the stars for no one

10-13-2003, 09:04 PM	#73 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	use one of those little buckets for my ice __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

10-16-2003, 08:59 PM	#74 (permalink)
ghezzo Loser Location: kirby block	Party hard and not clean up after it. Room service gets paid for that crap anyways, so i say mess your room up as much as you want, make them work for there 7 an hour for changing the bed sheets and bringing fresh towels

06-02-2009, 08:08 AM	#75 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	I never hang up towels. I usually have a dinner with someone, so I rarely eat in the room, although I might raid the mini bar if I need a snack when I first check in. I'm usually pretty drunk when I get back, so I'll see what's on TV, then usually pass out with it on. And in the mornings, I usually rub one out to either Robin Meade or Saved By The Bell if one of the last couple of years is on. Then I wipe it on the bed. And once I took a giant dump in a sink, but that was only because I'd just checked in and the toilet was broken and it was an emergency. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

06-02-2009, 08:56 PM	#77 (permalink)
ash_1050 Upright	have only really stayed at a hotel when with friends. Push all the beds together and wrestle Turn the AC on and leave it at the current room temp Steal all the soaps Adjust the tv and alarm clock settings

06-03-2009, 09:20 PM	#78 (permalink)
ItWasMe But You'll Never Prove It. Location: under your bed	I get homesick. __________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe

06-04-2009, 04:15 AM	#79 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	Nobody runs the remote up and down the crack of their ass? __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.