put the air conditioner on full blast

watch premium channels (don't get them at home)

I also tend to be incredibly randy when I'm on vacation which works out nicely when I'm vacationing with the girlfriend. :)

Watch tv, use the gym in the hotel, swim if they have a pool, stay up to incredibly late hours because I can't sleep in those beds, masturbate when I get bored. I also spend lots of time missing my broadband connection at home.

sleep out of town... can't do that at home.

I really only stay in hotels when i travel, I have yet to have any real fun in them =\

Steal the towels. I can't help it. I make plenty of money and have plenty of towels, but I MUST have one of theirs for the collection.

i masturbate in the shower, then play that SNES they hook up to the TVs for hours.... then masturbate in the bath.

I sleep with clothes on when I'm in a hotel...

I do that at home...:shrug:

Uhhh...I don't bother to clean up...and I take long hot showers and leave the TV on when I'm not using it, unless it really starts bothering me. Then I mute it.:p

I always look in the bathtub to make sure its clean and I dont like using their pillows, I always bring my own

yea pretty much just make a mess, but not a big mess

eat the pillow mints, watch all the channels I don't get at home and raid the minibar.

I jump on the bed. I act all wealthy and say stuff like, <snooty wealthy accent>"Let the maaaiiiid clean it"</snooty wealthy accent>

Oh, and I eat dry bagels for breakfast with burnt coffee.

Room service man...you dont even have to get outta bed to have a meal

jump on the bed, take long showers, leave towels all over the place, steal the little things of soap, sleep on lumpy pillows, and freeze. oh ya and the sex cant forget the sex.

jump on the bed!

I sing....

My S.O. and I took some funnay pics. We put a shower cap on my face and took a pic of it. I look dead.

I have a warped sense of humor.

Also, I would prolly do this at home if I was bored enough.

Oh, and if we get a jacuzzi room, I could care less about getting the carpet wet when we get out. At home, I would never let my carpet get wet and not care.

Nothing - When I have a need to make use of a hotel room, I treat it like I would if in my own home.

I don't stay in hotels often but when i do i generally make a mess (my wife is a very tidy peerson) and fill the mini bar with my own beer. oh and a steak sandwich at 1am after a night on the piss is a good way to keep the room service people awake LOL

I take a bath. Our bathtub at home is a bit uhh... gross. So I always take a bath in hotels :)

Thats funny!

I think I do about everything that's been posted in here.

Use mouthwash. I don't have mouthwash at home, have no real need for it, but I use it in the hotel.

crank the air and leave the TV on even when Im leaving the room

-leave my rauncy, dirty undergarments lying around in plain view
-leave all lights on etc when leaving the room
-take anything good like free toothbrushes
-never leave anything worth stealing in the room unless it's a good hotel

I've never taken a bath in a hotel which I do at home. It's scary to think how many people's nasty feet have touched the bath not to mention how many times I(and others) have peed in the shower.

Since I don't have AC or cable at home, those go on almost immediately :)

Then I can watch South Park and the History channel while I happily shiver under the blankets :D

I may be 19 years old, but I will never be too old to jump on hotel beds.

smoke in bed

I clip my toenails and let them go everywhere.
I take the subscription cards that fall out of the porn mags I buy and put them into the bible.
I set the alarm for 3:00 am for the next guy, in case he forgets.
I change the programmable settings on the TV as much as possible.

Have sex as loud as possible!! and who cares if things get messy!!! ;)

watch the discovery channel. im serious. i never watch this at home. but whenever i'm in a hotel and channel surfing, discovery always keeps my attention :-D

JUMP ON THE BED!

definatly take that top cover off...it's totally gross. then turn down the a/c as low as it till go...turn on the tv really loud and order room service....i always throw the towels on the floor...but i always put them in a pile before i leave, and make sure all the trash is in the can and leave a tip of course

use one of those little buckets for my ice

Party hard and not clean up after it. Room service gets paid for that crap anyways, so i say mess your room up as much as you want, make them work for there 7 an hour for changing the bed sheets and bringing fresh towels

I never hang up towels. I usually have a dinner with someone, so I rarely eat in the room, although I might raid the mini bar if I need a snack when I first check in. I'm usually pretty drunk when I get back, so I'll see what's on TV, then usually pass out with it on. And in the mornings, I usually rub one out to either Robin Meade or Saved By The Bell if one of the last couple of years is on. Then I wipe it on the bed.

And once I took a giant dump in a sink, but that was only because I'd just checked in and the toilet was broken and it was an emergency.

emergency my ass..excuse the pun

i dont do the bed in hotels....oh hang on.. i dont do the bed any day of the week

have only really stayed at a hotel when with friends.

Push all the beds together and wrestle
Turn the AC on and leave it at the current room temp
Steal all the soaps
Adjust the tv and alarm clock settings

I get homesick.

Nobody runs the remote up and down the crack of their ass?

I really don't do much at a hotel that I don't do at home, except maybe put ice in a big plastic bucket. At I home I just use the ice tray.