Damn it....

Baraka doesn't have his hand scar yet.

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Most women can't not have tits. They're totally under your chin and on my radar.

...or maybe that's just me? Dunno, but goshdammit if they aren't totally distracting.

As an aside: I think the sexual objectification of breasts in the US is way outta control.

And if I have my say in it, he never will. Most likely still knows what a duvet is.

Don't you realize how awesome it would be to have someone with his vocabulary capable of throwing down some BJJ?

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Hot single women don't push Harleys.

Look, I want to destroy something beautiful as much as either of you two....

The Fight Club references are only funny if you've seen American Psycho as well.

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Women don't understand the real horror of American Psycho. I think Ellis was writing about the erosion of male roles as well as all that other crazy stuff.

Ellis is the shit, man. I've read all his books. American Psycho was my favorite. Movie kicked ass too. He explores so many topics and themes with every character he brings in.

Other than that, women cannot understand the pain of being hit in the nuts. I had a girl tell me that being hit in the vag area is equal or more pain, to which I quickly disagreed. The pain of a nut shot is extraordinary, something a woman cannot imagine. Taking a knee to the sack hurts even more.

I wonder if the sensation that women feel when you've got them folded up doggy style and accidentally slam your battering ram home on their cervix is similar to getting kicked in the sack. That's been a real showstopper for me a few times and I figure the pain must be pretty close. Ladies?

I've also heard (and witnessed) that a bruised/struck ovary can be pretty impressive. Lots of fetal-curling, Vagal nerve-type responses.

Causes me to cramp immediately. It doesn't last long and has never really been a show stopper, BUT it can cause me to be more sensitive during the rest of the time and may even lead to a position change.

Yeah, I've be banned from said position by a couple of partners. Major bummer.

Stop slamming your smooth spot against their vag, I'm sure rug burns down there hurt as well. Do you oil up your spot before hand?

Women can't understand that we never want to look at pictures of anything.

We modified doggy for our uses because he was hitting my cervix in the normal position. Instead of how you'd normally be positioned, we put a pillow under my hips, I keep my legs together to tighten things up, and he sort of straddles me from behind as I lay relatively flat on the bed.