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Old 12-18-2009, 04:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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i want to share you some thing about me.i m 36 yr old marrried male having 4 yr old doughter.i hav been married since last 6 yr.i enjoy sex during initial days of married life but after the birth of my doughter i lost interest in sex.one day about 2 yr back i was chating on internet and some one discuss me abt 3 some.next day a thought came in my mind can i do this involving my wife.as this thought came in my mind i get arroused.than these thought rrecurrently came in my mind every time it arouse me and after that either i masterbate or did sex with my wife with good orgasm.than i became obsesed with these kind of thought.than one i indirectly told my wife she told me what rubbish yr talking.than after few day again i tell her abt it clearly.she ws shocked
.but i kept talking abt it .now she talk abt it but she says its fantacy and let it be fantacy.fantacy cant be reality.i still aroused by the thought that some one doing sex with my wife.
i know this is a kind of perversion .and very difficult to get rid of it,even i dont want to get rid of it becoz this bring my sex life to normal
if you want to say any thing pls comment
thank you
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Old 12-18-2009, 04:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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well if i were you i'd be be careful that my wife wasnt cheating on me.

a lost interest in sex and an inability to to fulfil your partners desires can lead your partner to do things behind your back.
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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a lost interest in sex and an inability to to fulfil your partners desires can lead your partner to do things behind your back.
and missing condoms
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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and missing condoms
A+ for Shani for figuring out who the obvious troll is!

You know, if he hadn't lied to us about what he was doing and why, we probably would have found a way to let him stick around - for the amusement factor if nothing else. But really obvious, blatant lies only piss off the staff.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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He sounds like a Nigerian Scammer.

Only they type better.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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We need to help this man, can't you see he has a real problem on his hands?? Look at how troubled he is and all you do is post snarky comments about his troubles?? You people make me sick the way you treat people that ask questions around here. Right off the back Jazz is making fun of him and not even helping with the OP. TFP should be ashamed of how this guy was treated.

Too soon?

Obvious troll is obvious?
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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in this case..

pathetic troll is pathetic.

or..

can't get laid troll is can't get laid.

or..

FAIL troll is FAIL!
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:27 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Spam troll is spam??

I'm runnin' out of steam here.
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Eden, you think we should help him? Ok, here we go:

Hire 2 hookers, sex them up then strangle them. Bury the bodies in your neighbor's yard, then call the cops. Wait for hilarity to ensue.
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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no no

1.Hire male hookers
2. sex them up
3. kill them
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!
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Old 12-18-2009, 08:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:59 AM   #14 (permalink)
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In hell, threesomes are commonplace.

In heaven, they're too busy making gift baskets to have sex.
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Old 12-18-2009, 11:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
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anyone willing to come to heaven with me?

will pay with virgins
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Old 12-18-2009, 11:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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....but, virgins have no experience. What's the draw?
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Old 12-18-2009, 12:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
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x 72!!!!!

now...who wants to come with me?

/arnie voice

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Old 12-18-2009, 12:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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x 72!!!!!

now...who wants to come with me?

/arnie voice

"come with me if you want to die"
The problem is the 72 virgins might all be Susan Boyle.

Always read the small print.
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Old 12-18-2009, 12:09 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Or they could all be 16-year-olds. Have you ever been around more than three or four 16-year-olds at a time?

Now think of 72.

No fucking way. I'm hellbound, my friend. Sorry.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:03 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Because of this thread I had to listen to Jem's song, Save me! Good Idea, I dedicate this to the troll ...

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Old 12-18-2009, 02:06 PM   #21 (permalink)
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The way that anyone who's first language is not English is treated with such contempt on this board really is quite unattractive in my opinion.

I've seen several examples of this.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Strange, I dunno if you understand but the OP is a troll, a spammer, y'know, the folk that want to sell you viagra. They don't even sell it to you, just take your credit card info.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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To assist my understanding, could you show me the part of his post you interpret as asking for your credit card?
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:37 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The way that anyone who's first language is not English is treated with such contempt on this board really is quite unattractive in my opinion.

I've seen several examples of this.
Do you honestly not get this has nothing to do with what this "person's" first language is?
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:40 PM   #25 (permalink)
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To assist my understanding, could you show me the part of his post you interpret as asking for your credit card?
He wasn't being literal. He meant that this "guy" is not a Real Poster. He's a spammer. He's made posts on this board before that have been proven as spam.
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Old 12-18-2009, 02:56 PM   #26 (permalink)
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The way that anyone who's first language is not English is treated with such contempt on this board really is quite unattractive in my opinion.

I've seen several examples of this.
Post #21 before someone reposted my "OMG you guys are MEAN" post. I was only 14 posts off. Never to soon I guess.
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:00 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Do you honestly not get this has nothing to do with what this "person's" first language is?

All I see is mockery of someone's language in this topic.

I dont see the original post advertising anything or linking to anywhere.
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:25 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2009, 04:20 PM   #29 (permalink)
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All I see is mockery of someone's language in this topic.

I dont see the original post advertising anything or linking to anywhere.
He's not really a spammer under the strict sense. What he is, if we're going to specific, is a schizophrenic troll. He set up multiple accounts across multiple boards and held conversations with himself. When we confronted him about what he was doing, he lied about it - both that he was doing it and then about why when we told him that we knew better and could prove it.

I can think of a number of posters who's first language is something rather than English that have been welcomed with open arms in the very recent past. Language wasn't an issue; being a liar running a game on us is the issue.

We have a very strict rule about people having multiple accounts. We don't like it because it is - at it's core - absolutely dishonest. If I catch someone doing that and they don't have a good explanation (and there are some that I've been understanding about and found a way to work around the issue), banning is on the table.
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Old 12-19-2009, 02:48 AM   #30 (permalink)
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banning people who break the rules of the site is perfectly reasonable, I dont object to that. What I object are posts making fun of the way the guy writes because his English isnt great.
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:45 AM   #31 (permalink)
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banning people who break the rules of the site is perfectly reasonable, I dont object to that. What I object are posts making fun of the way the guy writes because his English isnt great.
ok.. let's try this again.. pay attention closely now.. ready?

It. has. nothing. to. do. with. his. language.

if. you. don't. know. what. a. troll. is. then. the. internet. is. a. dangerous. place. for. you.

ok.. there.. got it now? keep repeating your point if you want, but it's going to fall on deaf ears because you're beating a fictional dead horse.
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Old 12-19-2009, 08:43 AM   #32 (permalink)
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We have a very strict rule about people having multiple accounts. We don't like it because it is - at it's core - absolutely dishonest. If I catch someone doing that and they don't have a good explanation (and there are some that I've been understanding about and found a way to work around the issue), banning is on the table.
You're two to talk.
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Old 12-19-2009, 11:33 AM   #33 (permalink)
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x 72!!!!!

now...who wants to come with me?

/arnie voice

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Yeaaah...


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You're two to talk.
Keep 'em honest.
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Old 12-19-2009, 01:05 PM   #34 (permalink)
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You're two to talk.
I like how I insulted myself from my other account. Those of you that have seen pictures of both Manic and I know that we're actually the same person. Or conjoined twins. Surprise! I'm the evil one.
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