If you could have free plastic surgery, would you? And what would you get done?
 

1) Eyes. I have fucked up eyelids. This is actually why I think I've always worn make up in chat. They're definitely unique, I'll put it that way. When I don't wear make up, I'm often asked, 'omg what happened to your face???!?' My eyelids cast shadows that make it look like I've been beat to shit.

Maybe I'll post a pic one day.

2) Boob lift. I don't need implants. I'm a DD. But stoopid gravity!!!

3) Lipo on back of thighs and belly. Age and food have not been my friend.

k u go!

I want a really big dick. Like hobbit big.

You mean, you don't have one already??

Even if it were free, I wouldn't have it done.

Unless you include laser eye surgery or hair removal or something.

nothing. i have fat, sagging, cellulite...but all in all I feel pretty good about myself.

Pfft, I've seen yer pics, MM, yer not fooling anyone.

pics can be deceptive, fugly...I'm good at posing :)

I'm pretty happy with myself.

Being taller would be the only thing I would really change. But that's not a big deal.

But it's not HOBBIT big.

Actually I've seen a couple too - I don't recall any rippling or fattage.

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Why do you both have red, bold sigs?
Is it a club??? I wanna be in it!!!

Oh hell no, you'd never survive the initiation.

Do hair implants count as plastic surgery? I dream of hair.

And not grey hair. Actually, going bald didn't bother me nearly as much as the fact that what's left is starting to turn grey. The only place I want grey is on my wolves!!!

I don't think I'd do anything. I am awesome as it is.

I want four arms (not in addition to what I have no, four in total). Can they do that yet?

So you wouldn't have surgery to tone it down a bit?

I know a few thousand concubines that would be very disappointed by that decision. And a few Greek soldiers.

I don't think I would have anything done.

I like the idea of getting older and looking it. This cult of youth is a cruel joke.

And it's getting old. :lol:

I'll join the "wouldn't get it done" club.

I just don't like the idea of plastic surgery...

Nope. I like the history.

nope. i personally cant stand it.

if half of my face gets shredded off and i needed it, then i would feel a bit different. but doing it for cosmetic purposes just doesnt fly with me.

Sounds like a challenge to me...

Wouldn't do anything to myself I can't achieve by natural means.

Other than that, I'm pretty happy with the way I look.

Maybe some minor hair removal. I'm too lazy to trim it. Mostly body. Legs and arms should be hairy on a man.

I'd have ceramic armor plates installed on my sternum, hips, and scapulae.

I want a second penis for anal.

i have a new found respect for you.

...and we have a winner.

I'd have my nose fixed. It was broken when I was about 13. It's not too noticeable but it would make breathing a little easier.

I'd fix my eyesight - otherwise ther'se nothing I can't change in "normal" ways by eating right and taking long walks.

No. I have nothing so seriously wrong that it's worth risking a botched procedure.

But it looks as if you already do.
If this thread were nsfw, I'd post an image. *sighs with delight*

Same story here. At the same age too :) . I can breathe fine but the break left a 'bump' . It's not real noticeable but it's always kind of bothered me since I know it's there.

for the record:

sagging - I have breastfed three children. that entails going from a B-cup to a DD-cup three times so not only do I have sagging, but I have stretch marks, too

cellulite and fat - When I went back to school the summer before last, I started putting on weight, 15 pounds, which resulted in my now having cellulite on the back of my legs and fat on my stomach. Obviously I wasn't showing my stomach in the photos you saw and the amount of cellulite is such that when I'm in certain, uh, positions you can't see it. But as an anecdote, the other day I went to school in a pair of shorts, not too short - just a regular length, and when I happened to glance down at my legs, I was not so pleasantly surprised to see a nice display of cellulite ripplage smashed against the seat. nice, lol.

what's more, I have wrinkles and extra skin on my neck. :)

All that said, I'm still pretty comfortable overall with the way I look, I held on pretty long relatively speaking, heh. But I know for a fact that many women would run over their own mother in the rush to get to a plastic surgeon to have these 'problems' fixed. I find 'vanity' cosmetic surgery to be distasteful - but that's just my opinion. Even though sometimes I look at myself and go 'what happened?' I accept the new me and, at times, even revel in it. Sometimes I feel very womanly. :)

Plus, my grandmother had her eyes done when she was about 60 years old, and I was never able to coalesce with it. She looked so different. Bizarre to me...I think that, combined with people's unrealistic attitudes towards aging and having bodily imperfections is the basis for my opinion on the subject.

so there.

You should get it to glow too, I bet they can do that now. Then you will never need to turn the light on to take a piss in the middle of the night. Also, i'm sure it would cool for anal too.

"Baby, your butt hole is glowing!"

*****

I've thought about this alot, but I don't know if I would ever go through with it. I often look in the mirror and wonder what I would change about myself. Most of the time the things I want to change, can't be done. They can't make me taller, which is about the only thing I would change. I'd never get hair implants or any of that metrosexual shit, so I'm going with no.

Does laser eye surgery count? I got that, but I don't consider that in the same ballpark.

Damn, where to start? I'd probably get lipo, cause damn, my saddle bags are full, heh. Bigger jimmy? I'd go for that, but my GF says it's just right. My face is far from purdy, but I don't wanna mess up what little I got.

Shit, I don't know, get a world renowned plastic surgeon to offer and I'll go from there.

I am seriously thinking about lasik for me eyes, but I just can't stand glasses and don't want contacts. Don't think that's a vanity surgery though.

I don't think laser eye surgery counts because it does nothing to improve your image. And no one notices between that and wearing contact lenses. If you get a nose job or a boob job, though, people will notice it for sure.

*intrigued*

I know people think I was joking around when I said I wanted four arms, but really that would probably guarantee me a career and in this job market that's very unstable. Also, I've always wanted to play concertos for two pianos. If I could get the coordination down, that would be a sight to see (and to hear).

I wouldn't look down on someone for getting plastic surgery, though. If you've got the money and you want something taken care of, that's your business.

I'm with RickB. When I was a kid, I broke my nose and have really bad sinus allergies, deviated septum as well. I think plastic surgery may help all of that. But, I'm happy with how I look overall.

I won't because I worry about what might go wrong, and I'm pretty happy with me at the moment, after too many years of hating me, but if forced to pick, I'd have my sight corrected, and some of the fat dealt with.

Those who remember Mean Angel from Judge Dredd will recognise the concept of a dial. I want one to adjust not my mood but one to dial up or down how much of a fuck I give would be useful to the stress levels - I obsess, so being able to give less of a fuck might be calming.

I'd probably go for lipo of my but and thighs.

I would have my eyes removed and the sockets sealed with vision-enhancing lenses enabling me to see simultaneously in a variety of visual spectra.