If you could have free plastic surgery, would you? And what would you get done?
 

1) Eyes. I have fucked up eyelids. This is actually why I think I've always worn make up in chat. They're definitely unique, I'll put it that way. When I don't wear make up, I'm often asked, 'omg what happened to your face???!?' My eyelids cast shadows that make it look like I've been beat to shit.

Maybe I'll post a pic one day.

2) Boob lift. I don't need implants. I'm a DD. But stoopid gravity!!!

3) Lipo on back of thighs and belly. Age and food have not been my friend.

k u go!

I want a really big dick. Like hobbit big.

You mean, you don't have one already??

Even if it were free, I wouldn't have it done.

Unless you include laser eye surgery or hair removal or something.

nothing. i have fat, sagging, cellulite...but all in all I feel pretty good about myself.

Pfft, I've seen yer pics, MM, yer not fooling anyone.

pics can be deceptive, fugly...I'm good at posing :)

I'm pretty happy with myself.

Being taller would be the only thing I would really change. But that's not a big deal.

But it's not HOBBIT big.

Actually I've seen a couple too - I don't recall any rippling or fattage.

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Why do you both have red, bold sigs?
Is it a club??? I wanna be in it!!!

Oh hell no, you'd never survive the initiation.

Do hair implants count as plastic surgery? I dream of hair.

And not grey hair. Actually, going bald didn't bother me nearly as much as the fact that what's left is starting to turn grey. The only place I want grey is on my wolves!!!

I don't think I'd do anything. I am awesome as it is.

I want four arms (not in addition to what I have no, four in total). Can they do that yet?

So you wouldn't have surgery to tone it down a bit?

I know a few thousand concubines that would be very disappointed by that decision. And a few Greek soldiers.

I don't think I would have anything done.

I like the idea of getting older and looking it. This cult of youth is a cruel joke.

And it's getting old. :lol:

I'll join the "wouldn't get it done" club.

I just don't like the idea of plastic surgery...

Nope. I like the history.

nope. i personally cant stand it.

if half of my face gets shredded off and i needed it, then i would feel a bit different. but doing it for cosmetic purposes just doesnt fly with me.

Sounds like a challenge to me...

Wouldn't do anything to myself I can't achieve by natural means.

Other than that, I'm pretty happy with the way I look.

Maybe some minor hair removal. I'm too lazy to trim it. Mostly body. Legs and arms should be hairy on a man.

I'd have ceramic armor plates installed on my sternum, hips, and scapulae.

I want a second penis for anal.

i have a new found respect for you.

...and we have a winner.

I'd have my nose fixed. It was broken when I was about 13. It's not too noticeable but it would make breathing a little easier.

I'd fix my eyesight - otherwise ther'se nothing I can't change in "normal" ways by eating right and taking long walks.

No. I have nothing so seriously wrong that it's worth risking a botched procedure.

But it looks as if you already do.
If this thread were nsfw, I'd post an image. *sighs with delight*

Same story here. At the same age too :) . I can breathe fine but the break left a 'bump' . It's not real noticeable but it's always kind of bothered me since I know it's there.

for the record:

sagging - I have breastfed three children. that entails going from a B-cup to a DD-cup three times so not only do I have sagging, but I have stretch marks, too

cellulite and fat - When I went back to school the summer before last, I started putting on weight, 15 pounds, which resulted in my now having cellulite on the back of my legs and fat on my stomach. Obviously I wasn't showing my stomach in the photos you saw and the amount of cellulite is such that when I'm in certain, uh, positions you can't see it. But as an anecdote, the other day I went to school in a pair of shorts, not too short - just a regular length, and when I happened to glance down at my legs, I was not so pleasantly surprised to see a nice display of cellulite ripplage smashed against the seat. nice, lol.

what's more, I have wrinkles and extra skin on my neck. :)

All that said, I'm still pretty comfortable overall with the way I look, I held on pretty long relatively speaking, heh. But I know for a fact that many women would run over their own mother in the rush to get to a plastic surgeon to have these 'problems' fixed. I find 'vanity' cosmetic surgery to be distasteful - but that's just my opinion. Even though sometimes I look at myself and go 'what happened?' I accept the new me and, at times, even revel in it. Sometimes I feel very womanly. :)

Plus, my grandmother had her eyes done when she was about 60 years old, and I was never able to coalesce with it. She looked so different. Bizarre to me...I think that, combined with people's unrealistic attitudes towards aging and having bodily imperfections is the basis for my opinion on the subject.

so there.

You should get it to glow too, I bet they can do that now. Then you will never need to turn the light on to take a piss in the middle of the night. Also, i'm sure it would cool for anal too.

"Baby, your butt hole is glowing!"

*****

I've thought about this alot, but I don't know if I would ever go through with it. I often look in the mirror and wonder what I would change about myself. Most of the time the things I want to change, can't be done. They can't make me taller, which is about the only thing I would change. I'd never get hair implants or any of that metrosexual shit, so I'm going with no.

Does laser eye surgery count? I got that, but I don't consider that in the same ballpark.

Damn, where to start? I'd probably get lipo, cause damn, my saddle bags are full, heh. Bigger jimmy? I'd go for that, but my GF says it's just right. My face is far from purdy, but I don't wanna mess up what little I got.

Shit, I don't know, get a world renowned plastic surgeon to offer and I'll go from there.

I am seriously thinking about lasik for me eyes, but I just can't stand glasses and don't want contacts. Don't think that's a vanity surgery though.

I don't think laser eye surgery counts because it does nothing to improve your image. And no one notices between that and wearing contact lenses. If you get a nose job or a boob job, though, people will notice it for sure.

*intrigued*

I know people think I was joking around when I said I wanted four arms, but really that would probably guarantee me a career and in this job market that's very unstable. Also, I've always wanted to play concertos for two pianos. If I could get the coordination down, that would be a sight to see (and to hear).

I wouldn't look down on someone for getting plastic surgery, though. If you've got the money and you want something taken care of, that's your business.

I'm with RickB. When I was a kid, I broke my nose and have really bad sinus allergies, deviated septum as well. I think plastic surgery may help all of that. But, I'm happy with how I look overall.

I won't because I worry about what might go wrong, and I'm pretty happy with me at the moment, after too many years of hating me, but if forced to pick, I'd have my sight corrected, and some of the fat dealt with.

Those who remember Mean Angel from Judge Dredd will recognise the concept of a dial. I want one to adjust not my mood but one to dial up or down how much of a fuck I give would be useful to the stress levels - I obsess, so being able to give less of a fuck might be calming.

I'd probably go for lipo of my but and thighs.

I would have my eyes removed and the sockets sealed with vision-enhancing lenses enabling me to see simultaneously in a variety of visual spectra.

I am shallow. I admit it.
If the scars could be managed, I'd have the extra lopped off from where I worked damn hard to lose the equivalent of a high school cheerleader so that all I accomplished could be better seen.
In a heartbeat.

I'd have Crompsin's smooth spot fixed.

King: Ya know, I was really thinking about that. I'd have to get myself a penis. Every other guy has one... or so it seems.

I'd want a penis the size of a beer can installed on my smoothspot. Something really intimidating and mushroomy.

That way I can be lonely but feel manly. It's the importance of having a huge dick in contemporary society.

Crucial, it seems.

you could always jelq your thighs ...

If I were a moderator, I'd post something about how this thread isn't posted in 'Nonsense' or 'Playground' so play like adults just this one time.

aaahaha whatever keep the laughs o' comin' monkehs!

I would get some kind of tummy tuck to help with my c-section scars and a weight loss surgery.

I'd get laser hair removal on my back, upper arms, and shoulders. Seriously, it's really gross, and shaving my own back is getting to be quite the chore, especially around my shoulderblades. It would be nice to go to a swimming pool without making people throw up. Other than that I'm happy with myself.

You know, you win for me. I was going to say "nothing", but fuck it, that I would do.

Wife might be trying to get me hairplugs. I dunno. I guess so I can have hair live my avatar again... haha

Baraka said it all.

I don't know about having surgery for aesthetic reasons. Surgery is always a risk and I don't know if I could cope with that thought, especially if something did end up going wrong.

If there was no risk, before during or after, totally hypothetical...I'd get whatever I wanted to keep looking young and fresh. I'm not ready to give that up yet.

I'd lipo everything, laser away stretch marks and scars, remove extra skin from the lipo, and have laser hair removal everywhere between my neck and my knees plus armpits. If I had the money to spare, I'd at least do liposuction. I'm not happy with the way my body looks and it will take years of hard work to get myself into shape, and that will still leave me with extra skin and stretch marks.

I'd probably go with the breast reduction.

MSD, How's about you exercise the fat away then get rid of the skin through plastic surgery? I've seen pictures of you and I think it will take exactly four years without surgery for you to be completely lean and toned. Why exercise, you develop a healthy lifestyle. This is opposed to surgery that you have to heal and recover from.

Plastic surgery smells very bad to me simply because of the "surgery" part.

I have a question, how easy is it to regain the bad effects you got id of during plastic surgery? I mean, if you got liposuction on your thighs and you are a sick S.O.B who eats fast food all day and does nothing, how easy is it to get the fat back into your thighs?

Like ground effects in a car! Maybe you could get it to pulse with music as well!

I can't think of any plastic surgery that I would like. Maybe removing excess skin if I lost a lot of weight.

I'd like to have a more defined jaw line. Even when I'm fit and in shape I still have the jawline of a chubby guy.

Although it probably doesn't count as plastic surgery, I'd get my vision corrected with lasik surgery; I've been wearing goddamned glasses since I was eight!

As for actual plastic surgery, I'd get my droopy eyelids lifted. Not only do I look half asleep and/or bored, my eyelids move my contacts around, which irritates my eyes and the inside of my eyelids. When I try to hold my eyes more open, I get dry eyes and eye fatigue. I rarely wear contacts.

Geordie?

Honestly, I don't find that to be shallow. Perhaps the line is totally subjective, but I think there's a difference between repairing due to irregular changes (such as drastic weight loss or an accident) and 'having a little taken in here and there.'

And I don't really 'pass judgment' on people for having cosmetic surgery for other, less 'important,' reasons as long as it is within reason - rational. There is a limit, though, past which I would look at someone as being superficial and possibly not in their right mind. I do know such a person and, yes, I respect her less for what she has done to herself. But, consequently or not, I didn't find a lot to admire about her before she started having surgeries. :)

Don't get too skeerd lol

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No I'm not stoned. This is how my eyes are normally w/out make up. It's just this extra chunk of skin that needs to go away. Left eye is worse than right but it used to be vice versa. I'm an artist when it comes to make-up - once done, my eyes are my best feature. But without, I look like I'm nodding out on heroin.

Maybe I'll try other shots later when it's not so bright.

I have about 10-15 pounds to go before I can even exercise properly. I have arthritis in both knees and a shoulder from injuries. When I was about 10 pounds lighter than I am now, my knees weren't so bad, as it is, I can tell you that "zero impact" exercises are a load of bullshit and hurt every bit as much. Once I can start running, I'm hoping that it will get easier. I'll never be able to do arm exercises to what should be my full potential because of the shoulder injury. I've been eating healthy, not drinking, and it's just not helping as much as I was hoping. If I didn't have all this extra fat, I'd be able to exercise pain-free and get in shape a lot more easily.

Plus, in four years I'll be almost 30. I want to be in shape while I'm young enough to enjoy it. I'll also never be able to afford to remove extra skin and laser away stretch marks.

i'd get another gonad to replace the one i'm sacrificing for TFP

Nope.

oh good gawd. Those pictures are bright.

I've been thinking about this. There are much better things I could spend money on, and if I DID have to pay, no... I certainly wouldn't do it.

Free, though? Well...okay, fine. Nothing major. Maybe a facelift. Lipo on my tummy...I've lost 80 pounds, and can't seem to get rid of the damn tummy. Lasik on my eyes (which may or may not count.)

That's really about it. There are other things I don't like, but they aren't that important.

I want my teeth removed and replaced with stainless steel implants.

If you count laser eye surgery, then that's all I'd get done. If you don't count it, then I'm out. I like the body i have. Its certainly not perfect, but it's mine.

I second this but the implants must be made of titanium. Tooth durability is a huge issue.

Mmm, I don't know if I'd count corrective eye surgery. Plastic surgery seems to be cosmetic in nature or at least such as suggested by this thread.

I'm biased, though. I recently had my eyeballs zapped. It was hardly for reasons of vanity... I had this astigmatism like-whoa.

The past couple times I went to get my eyes checked, it was mentioned that cosmetic surgery for my eyes could potentially be covered by insurance. I can't really tell or not, but the 'blobs' may be blocking my peripheral vision. I didn't bother looking into it any further but once I'm up and working again like a functioning member of society, I'll check it out some more.

I like where yer goin with this
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I was going to post that fucker but I decided not to even Google the image.
He scared me bad when I was little :(.

Hair removal would be my first and probably only thing I'd want done.

Unless you count lasik.

This reminds me, I want to check if botox to address excessive sweating is covered by my insurance. Even if I bend over to get something under a desk, I break a sweat. I know being fat contributes, but that can't be the sole cause. The worst part is that I have fine hair and after a minute or two of being sweaty, it's all clumped together and looks like I haven't showered. I keep a hairbrush in my desk and can brush it so it looks OK, but it's really annoying and I'm not always near my desk.

Buzz cut, buzz cut, buzz cut.

i would get my boobs done.

Same. Lasik would also be nice, but I look weird without my glasses.

I look like a troll with short hair.

I've had lasik. Best money I ever spent. I'd probably also do laser hair removal. Gawd, I hate shaving. After that? Maybe some of the less invasive things like fillers and botox. Other than that, I'm good.