06-27-2009, 03:09 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Trying Out Stand-up Comedy
I couldn't find a thread on this anywhere in my searches, so I think I'm good on posting a new one.
I want to try my hand at stand-up comedy. I've been thinking of this for a while and discussing it with my friends. I want to try it and I think I could be good at it with practice. Has anyone every went to an open-mic or amateur night at a comedy club? Did you like the comics up there or did you hate being there? Even better, has anyone actually got up on stage and did their bit? I'm trying to track down places in my area that does amateur night and try my hand at it. Doing something like that would be be fun as hell and I'd love to making a career out of it. Love to hear if any TFPers have done standup before. |
06-27-2009, 03:22 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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I havne't but I do have friends that do, and they find it rewarding. I even know friend who have taken stand up comedy school.
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06-27-2009, 03:28 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Darth Papa
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Here's what you do. Hop on I-40 and get yourself to Winston Salem, and come to The Garage for one of their open mic comedy nights. The host is a good friend of mine, and the crowd is very welcoming to newbies.
Probably be good to go a couple times and feel out the crowd. Then one night, throw yourself on the list, go up front, and wail. Be willing to learn a lot, your first night!! |
06-27-2009, 03:37 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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I haven't tried it, but I've heard what it can be like.
Some tips:
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06-27-2009, 04:40 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Some day I'm going to give this a shot myself. What I plan to do is go all out on fucking with the audience. Then the ensuing assbeating will give me a chance to try out UFC style fighting. Since I rarely have time to try new things, crossing both of these off the list in one night will save me a lot of time.
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06-27-2009, 06:05 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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06-27-2009, 08:32 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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Never done stand up, but general tips for being on stage:
Smile. Make eye contact. The only performer I've ever seen who did well without making eye contact is Mitch Hedburg. Don't Take It Personally. They may love you or hate you, and you can't let either go to your head. Move around. Be dynamic. Standing in one spot like a wood carving makes you seem nervous, and audiences can smell fear. They're like wolves. You will be nervous; especially your first time, but every time after that also. Those butterflies never go away completely, but it's important not to let it show. Don't go up drunk. It's a bad idea, and leads only to bad things. Assume you're going to bomb your first night. Everybody bombs the first time they get in front of a bunch of strangers. Learn from it. The long-standing moratorium in show business applies here, so I'll say break a leg.
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06-28-2009, 03:21 AM | #10 (permalink) | |
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06-28-2009, 08:10 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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Yes and no, on this one. The open mic at the Garage isn't like Night at the Apollo. The whole event is built around 5-minute sets by a broad range of comics with a broad range of experience and skill. Some of them, all they've got is the ability to string together cuss words. Others are doing high-concept art up there. One of the best ones I ever saw was a guy telling a story about a drunken night--he's not a comic, he's just got this one killer story, and he went up and told it, and it was awesome.
It's not a particularly tough crowd, and the WANT you to be great. They're PULLING for you to be great. The crowd at an amateur open-mic is full of comics and aspiring comics, and is very much on your side. |
06-28-2009, 08:43 AM | #12 (permalink) | |
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06-28-2009, 10:01 AM | #13 (permalink) | |
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I love being on stage so I know that part of it I have nothing to worry about. I figure letterman won't be calling after my first night, but it will give me experence I need and the knowledge of doing something for the first time. I've been waiting to do this for YEARS. Ratbastid, you said they do 5 mintue sets? That was my biggest question was how much time they gave you. I read that you should have a set that is twice as you have time for, that way you can mix it up if people arn't laughing at your jokes. |
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06-28-2009, 07:17 PM | #17 (permalink) | |
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************************************ First off, let me say that I think it's very rad that you want to get into comedy. It's something I've thought about getting into from time to time also. In fact when I was in high school I did a comedy bit for a school program deal. I got a lot of laughs and it was overall a fun experience. That's the only time I've ever done any stand up comedy, but I have spent a fair amount of time on stage as a musician. The first time I got on stage I could barely breathe at first. I just looked across the "crowd", took a deep breath, pounded a beer, and.... blew it. Bad. My vocals were way louder than our instruments, my cable fell out of my guitar repeatedly, I forgot lyrics, and these were just my mistakes. The drummer couldn't keep tempo for his life that night, the backup vocalist was too shy to sing audibly, and the bassist kept dropping his pick and bending over to pick it up... We were just awful, man, but fuckin' eh, we had a blast... I guess the advice I'm trying to give here is have fun with it and dont be too hard on yourself. Good luck, man. I wish I was closer. I'd like to come see you...
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06-28-2009, 07:45 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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A couple of beers is one thing. Drunk is something else.
I've seen guys on stage who couldn't quite manage standing up straight. It never ends well. The hardest thing for me was learning how to make friends with the crowd. I think for musicians this is a bit harder, since we're more focused internally. A comedian has to engage the crowd by definition. Crowds are scary. Getting used to them is hard. But it's also where the rush comes from. Caution: You may get addicted.
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06-28-2009, 09:51 PM | #19 (permalink) |
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I did an open mic night back in University. Some friends talked me into it.
The hard part is writing funny material. The second hardest part is delivering it. I got a few laughs and left a few stink bombs on the stage. I didn't do it again because I think I am more a born heckler than a stand up.
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06-29-2009, 05:29 AM | #20 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I don't plan on having more than two beers before I go on stage, just something to drink to pass the time till my turn. I'd like to go near the beginning, so I can get it over with. Pop the cherry and get it over with.
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06-30-2009, 04:01 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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BTW I can't make it the weekend of the 11th. This weekend or the weekend after the 11th but not the 11th.
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06-30-2009, 02:34 PM | #25 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Well, it's closed till the 10th so it will have to be after the 11th. Looks like the next comedy open mic night is the 23rd of July (Thursday). I plan on being there on the 23rd and getting up on stage. Gives me little under a month to get my set together and work on it. Sound good to you guys?
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07-20-2009, 06:34 AM | #30 (permalink) |
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Never done it but if your jokes are funny and your delivery of the jokes is good then your pretty much golden. I don't really care if a person is new, shy, scared, etc... as long as his/her jokes are funny and with good delivery of it.
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07-22-2009, 05:35 AM | #33 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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That's a good question, I'm not entirely sure, I'll call today. I plan on leaving my house a little before 6 here in hickory. It will take me a 1 to 1 1/2 hours to get there. It opens at 6 and the show starts at 9:30, so I'm going to try to be there around 8ish. I'm going into work last the next day so I'm not to worried about being there late.
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07-22-2009, 05:56 AM | #34 (permalink) |
Darth Papa
Location: Yonder
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Want me to see if the woman I know who hosts the thing is available to answer your questions? If you want, PM me your email or phone number and I'll ask her to contact you.
Here's an article about her and this event from the Winston-Salem Journal from May: Make'em Laugh She's a good friend of mine and a total sweetheart. Incidentally, she just made it past the first round of eliminations in the UCC comedy competition. |
07-22-2009, 08:49 AM | #35 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I just got an email back from the contact on the website, says signups are at 8 and show starts at 9:30. I didn't really have any other questions about it, besides what time it started and when I needed to signup. I plan on leaving right around 6 and going straight there. Thanks tho rat, hope to see you and the ladies there.
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07-23-2009, 11:30 AM | #36 (permalink) |
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I'll show up at 8:45-9:00ish. I'll be wearing a black t-shirt and brown shorts; my wife will be in a black skirt/purple shirt.
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07-23-2009, 12:15 PM | #38 (permalink) |
Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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I'll be there before 8, black polo shirt and kakai shorts.
I hope no one is video taping my first time. Let's wait until I'm not nervous to get on stage to tape it. Hopefully I'll be back next month to do it. PS. Rat I am actually disappointed, I was hoping to meet you and the ladies. Would been fun.
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07-23-2009, 12:29 PM | #39 (permalink) |
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I won't be there, since it's a bit of a drive from Ohio, but break a leg-- wait... do you say that for comics as well as actors? hmmmm...anyway, have fun, and knock 'em dead!
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