Punk.of.Ages

If you're that afraid of urine I hope you never get stuck out in the desert...

I fail to see how peeing in the shower/sink would cause any more odor than peeing in the toilet.

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Bear Cub

What I want to know, is how the hell you guys are peeing on the floor and having it come back up and hit you. There's only two possible scenarios:

1) You piss like a pressure washer
2) You're roughly 18 inches tall.

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Psycho Dad

It isn't how tall one is, it splashes regardless. How tall just changes where it hits you. For that reason I like the urinals that go to the floor. I'd rather splash my shoes than my hands.

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blahblah454

I thought I would add to the thread by saying this:

I recently met a lady, and the first thing she asked me before I even knew her name was "do you pee in the shower"... my face went a little red and I was totally taken aback! And perhaps a little turned on. Turns out she was not a shower-pee-er but everyone else in the house was.

Anywho to answer the OP, at home I sit to avoid the splashing and the need to wipe up after, but everywhere else I stand for fear of disgustingly dirty toilets.

dlish

so when you said no. did she take you home?

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blahblah454

I was already in her home!

No nothing crazy happened, she was my buddies roommate. We all did go out later for my birthday and go drinking at a pub. She was a very blunt lady! I have never met anyone else who was so straightforward as that, it was kind of refreshing.

Plan9

I've done it all. Sit, stand, kneel, on my stomach, on my side, Indian-style into a bottle, etc.

If there is one thing the military teaches you... it's how to take a leak in new, ingenious ways.

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I think urinating in a shower is disgusting (purely principle) but I'm allowed a few quirks.

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genuinegirly

I sit. Though I'd love to learn to piss standing without becoming sullied.

Tt stands. If he's hard, he kneels so he's closer to the bowl. When asked why he doesn't do it sitting he commented that if he does, his balls might touch the porcelain, which is gross.

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Plan9

They give military females special disposable crotch tubes with catchy names (that I can't remember at this moment) so they can do that. The first thing that was done when a woman realized she could urinate standing up? Attempted a smiley face in the moondust.

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Stare At The Sun

As a guy I -

Stand in public

Sit at home (I always keep a book in the bathroom, so if I'm just peeing, I'll sit down and read a page or two)

Dammitall

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daysleeper

I don't know if girls admit this or even do this, but I stand when I pee in the shower.. (acceptable?)

CinnamonGirl

For some reason, this topic makes me laugh. Maybe because I'm halfway through a bottle of wine.


Anyway, I sit, obviously, unless I'm in the shower. Or outside (then it's "squatting.") Hmmm...I think every guy I know stands. I should ask, for research purposes.

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genuinegirly

I stand when I pee in the shower as well.

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wooÐs

Depends on who's under me...

Jozrael

Shower peeing is sanitary, I swear.

wooÐs

It is.

Urine kills athlete's foot. Too lazy to Google it but I've heard this quite a few times.

Titan_Uranus

sit @ home ,stand everywhere else.