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Old 07-10-2008, 04:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Question Of Basic Funeral Ettiquette

This afternoon I'm attending a funeral for the mother of a very good friend of mine from college. I haven't seen him or the rest of his family for a couple of years due to geographical reasons, but we had the kind of relationship where we could immediately pick things up as if he had never moved away. In fact, the whole family is like that and it's going to be a rough day.

So given the unfortunate circumstances, and since I'm seeing them all again for the first time in a long time, how do I greet them tactfully? What should I say as we shake hands that isn't a completely inappropriate social platitude?

I'll be kicking myself if I say the following:
"How's it going?"
"It's good to see you!"
"Hi, how are you?

I'm so fortunate not to have been to many funerals...
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"I'm so sorry for your loss. My thoughts are with you and your family. If there's anything that I can do..."

Is that too standard?
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd say something about being sorry to have to see him again under these circumstances, ask if there's anything that you can do and offer to make yourself available if he wants to get together, even if it means you have to drive a few hours to get there.

Also, after you go through the visitation line, which is what you should do first, you should go sit down unless invited to stand with your friend. If you know others there, quietly chatting is just fine, of course. Your friend may decide to jump out of the receiving line and come visit with you, but that may not be possible.

Take your cues from the family and the folks around you. There are some visitations where humor is entirely appropriate and others where it's not. It kind of depends on the person, the circumstances of their death and how their family is taking it. Unfortunately I had to go to a funeral about 2 weeks ago for a college friend who'd been sick for a long time, but her family turned it into more of a party since that's what she would have wanted. I have another one to go to Saturday morning for a friend's father that will more likely be much more introspective given that the deceased was a former monk and worked for the Church for years.
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It helps to offer to do something specific. If your friend has children, offer to sit them for a while so he can take care of other tasks. If he has errands, offer to drive so he can think things out without crashing his car.
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Here's the thing about death: EVERYBODY'S awkward. There's no right thing to say. If there was ANYTHING you could magically say to make them feel better, everyone would know what it was, and somebody would have said it by now and things would be fine. But there's not.

They know that. They know you're just trying to be helpful and friendly, and that while you'd give your right arm for everything to be okay, there's nothing really to be done. And if you do say something and they immediately burst into tears, it's not what you said, it's the death. So relax.

You might ask your good friend (but probably not his family), "How you holding up?", and then be prepared to just listen to whatever he needs to say, and to get him whatever he needs, from emotional support to physical support (cleaning his house, say), to a good stiff drink conveyed to him in a subtle manner.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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im really bad at funerals...so if your anything like me, you'd probably just greet the family, ask them if there is anything you can help with, and sit down and remember the good times..which will probably make you sad.

but yes, it really does depend on how the person passed and their age.

usually i sit and reflect and keep to myself at funerals..its not a very fun place to be.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Here's the thing about death: EVERYBODY'S awkward. There's no right thing to say. If there was ANYTHING you could magically say to make them feel better, everyone would know what it was, and somebody would have said it by now and things would be fine. But there's not.

They know that. They know you're just trying to be helpful and friendly, and that while you'd give your right arm for everything to be okay, there's nothing really to be done. And if you do say something and they immediately burst into tears, it's not what you said, it's the death. So relax.

You might ask your good friend (but probably not his family), "How you holding up?", and then be prepared to just listen to whatever he needs to say, and to get him whatever he needs, from emotional support to physical support (cleaning his house, say), to a good stiff drink conveyed to him in a subtle manner.
This is great advice.

I think it's just one of those situations where you have to roll with the punches, and be there for your friend.
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The funeral is probably over...but just a perspective from the other side.

I don't remember anything anyone said to my at my brother's funeral. Seriously. I know I had a lot of people come up and talk to me, but it is a complete blur. Your friend probably didn't even notice if you said something you felt was self-kickable.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Yeah, just keep things simple and reserved would be my advice. Greet your friend and immediately ask how he is holding up, offer to do whatever he needs, etc.

Here's something NOT to do: while standing in line during the viewing of the body, don't keep wearing your bluetooth headset for your phone. Also, don't take a phone call and hold a conversation whilst standing in said line.

Yeah, I witnessed this atrocity at a viewing early this year. I'm not exactly Miss Manners or anything, but shouldn't you have some sort of common sense and decency not to do this??
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Old 07-11-2008, 02:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yeah, just keep things simple and reserved would be my advice. Greet your friend and immediately ask how he is holding up, offer to do whatever he needs, etc.

Here's something NOT to do: while standing in line during the viewing of the body, don't keep wearing your bluetooth headset for your phone. Also, don't take a phone call and hold a conversation whilst standing in said line.

Yeah, I witnessed this atrocity at a viewing early this year. I'm not exactly Miss Manners or anything, but shouldn't you have some sort of common sense and decency not to do this??
these are probably the same kind of people that think its acceptable to try to merge from traffic into a funeral procession
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice everybody.

In the end I didn't have to say anything. I walked in an my friend broke out from the receiving line and gave me a big bear hug and said it was good to see me. I just about fell apart then and and he was the one buoying my spirits.

Anyways it was a lovely service with lots of funny and bawdy stories to tell about her. I was struck by how many strangers had the same feelings about her that I did.

Today's Life lesson: Don't let funerals be the only times you see the people you care about.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Today's Life lesson: Don't let funerals be the only times you see the people you care about.
Best advice given in this thread.
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Old 07-11-2008, 05:42 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Best advice given in this thread.
Completely agree.
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