Philangicality

Im 23 years old, and in my fifth year of uni. I want to hear some advice from the older folk as to what advice you would give yourself when you were my age; or anyone for that matter that you think is important. Anything from women,work,travel,life,money,drugs etc. Thanks

Willravel

I'm 23, but if I could communicate with my younger self, I'd say to stick a whopie cushion under George W. Bush's chair when he came to town back in 1999/2000. I was litteraly feet from him. My little bro actually spoke to him. We totally could have pulled it off.

A far as the looking back stuff, it's always the same advice: work harder, lose weight, date more, blah blah. If I could send a message to myself 10 years ago, it's what I'd send, but it's advice I should take now.

Phil, do your best, strive for excelence, and be happy. Everything else is secondary. Of course, I'm 23 as well, but shoot I'm doing pretty well.

FlatLand Flyer

I'm only 27, but I would tell my younger self to not be a shy fool when the girl with great tits and puts out makes an obvious pass at you during 10th grade english class. I would also tell myyself to pick a different major in college.

la petite moi

Don't get involved with Andrew. Don't get involved with all this eating disorder crap. Be happy with yourself and don't listen to mother's belittlement.

snowy

Don't get hung up.

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stevie667

It'll work out dude, so just hang in there. And don't eat those cheesy thingies, they won't agree with you.

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healer

I'm only 24, but I'd tell a younger me to just live life as fully and completely as possible. Work hard. Party Hard. Eat right. Love and protect those dear to you.

I missed out on so much when I was younger simply because I was too afraid to take chances. Or rather, too afraid of screwing up/being rejected etc. I realise now that making mistakes is just another part of life.

If I knew then what I know now, I probably wouldn't have still been a virgin at 21.

That said, I'm glad I waited. Weird huh.

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Lucifer

It's funny, we all have the sort of same things that we regret or wish we'd done when we were younger. Work harder in school, don't be afraid to chat up the hot woman. I'm 40 now, so I'm feeling qualified to say it.

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Lizra

I'm sorry....the thought process is just too depressing.....

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Crack

Don't Join the Air Force, go to school, don't get married at 19, shoes and belt must always match, buy a belt, don't buy a cat, pay your bills on time, and move the fuck out of Ohio!

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The_Jazz

Remember that 5 years down the road, the hot crazy chick will no longer be hot but still crazy.

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abaya

Same here. I'm 27, and was a virgin until I was 24. Sometimes I wish I could tell my younger self to go crazy, to not be such a freakin' evangelical... but that was who I was, and it was all part of who I was becoming... same thing with who I am today. So I don't think I'd tell my younger self to do anything different, really.

Okay, maybe to have at LEAST gone past 2nd base (even that was only a few times) with my college boyfriend, and to have relaxed and not freaked out about every little physical step with him. I could have had a lot more fun, instead of angst and existential dilemmas. But such was the life of a good Christian girl at the Christian university back then.

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Charlatan

I am not sure I would tell my younger self anything. Though the temptation would be strong it would have catastrophic results in that it would change who I am today.

All the shit that I would have liked to avoid built character and gave me the wisdom that comes with time (that sounds like I think I am wise... not so much - just a little wiser than I was 20 years ago when I was 18).

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AbigailAlfano

I tell myself that all the mistakes I've made...all the choices I've made, good and bad...have made me into the person that I am today, and that is the person my husband is madly in love with now. I'm wonderfully happy with him, so I wouldnt change anything about my past. However, if I "must" pick something to change, I would take away any hurt that I ever caused anyone, intentional or not.
Today....I try to make everyone I come into contact with through-out the day smile...atleast once.
Abigail

Eweser

I would tell myself to stop being a bully in grade school....To loosen up in high school and college and put more effort into softball and classes....To be there for more my brother during a rough time in his life....

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hagatha

I would tell myself that not having a boyfriend or being popular with boys isn't a big deal and that I won't be fat forever.

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Bill O'Rights

Keep focused on the "big" picture. That stuff that you think is so important? It's not. It's just a bunch of small distractions that'll work themselves out.

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mixedmedia

I only have one big regret in my life, but at the same time, if I had not made that choice I would not have my youngest daughter today. An awful, cruel dilemma. Thank goodness life doesn't allow us such liberties.

Thinking about this has keyed me into something deep and dark that I hadn't fully comprehended before. And I can't believe it hadn't hit me earlier...

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Redjake

I'm 23 too. Seems like we have a lot of "23s" in here. Anyway, I'll answer the question to a "10 year" degree (going back 10 years):

Stop being a pussy and take chances. If things don't work out, no one cares about you, or what happened with that chance, two months later. Who cares. In the grand scheme of things, seemingly "large" choices in your life don't really matter that much.

That's what I'd tell myself.

From 5 years: Stop fucking speeding. Fucking idiot. IDIOT!!!!! You could have got yourself killed. Fucking IDIOT.

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Daniel_

All of my life is a sequence of connected events that leads me to where and who I am today.

I could make changes to my past that would let me walk away from bad things that appened, but then I'd miss out on a load of good things.

If I told myself not to get back together with the cheating GF to "give it another try", i'd be spared the pain of my divorce 15 years later, but I'd also be spared the joy of my daughter.

If I told myself to stay in London when I finished my degree, instead of moving back to my hometown, I'd have earned more money, but not met my current wife.

Many sorrows to be avoided.

Many joys to miss out on by accident.

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Sharon

Even if you are down to your last penny, don't do something that you'll regret for years later.

Arc101

Don’t be afraid or embarrassed to ask out someone. I missed out as I thought someone was well out of my league, and it turned out she was interested in me after all. She is now in a happy long term relation and recently has a child. I often think how life could have turned out if only I’d asked her out….

777

When a pretty girl is staring into your eyes with a blissful expresion, don't say, "What?!"

Instead, just smile, and slowy say, "Hey you." Then, proceed to make her laugh.

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Gilda

Speak up more; don't let people do things to you without objection or consequence.

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JumpinJesus

What would I tell my 23-year old self?

"If some 37 year old man who looks exactly like you suddenly shows up telling you what to do with your life, tell him to piss off, he's just bitter and cynical."

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analog

Hehehe...

Yeah, I wouldn't change a thing. While every experience I've had wasn't roses and candy, I still cherish the good times that I did have, and I wouldn't trade my current position for anything. Except insane wealth... like if I went back and gave me winning lotto numbers. I'd trade this life for that. Apart from that, though... no. lol

Great advice to anyone, not just in retrospect.

FoolThemAll

Don't confide in someone just for the sake of confiding. If you don't see a point, don't bother.

That useless philosophy major will serve you just as well when you're stocking the shelves.

Don't waste any time watching The Office. It's shit.

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Sharon

Also, don't watch Titanic. It's three hours of your life that you'll never get back. The ship sinks.

Toaster126

Better to try and fail than to not try.

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shesus

I would tell myself to take some financial courses and learn how to manage money. But then again, that might be circumstantial. Maybe this hard point in life right now is building some awesome character traits that I wouldn't want to exchange.

Everything that has happened good, bad, or horrible has made me into who I am today. I wouldn't change anything except that one stupid mistake of spending my retirement money at 26 and having way too much debt...this part of life sucks. I think age 23 is where the financial trouble was born and now it's a 6 year old little bitch.

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mx5me

I'd tell myself to take the time to travel. Chugging through college didn't get me anything but a degree. Big deal. Also, get out of that dead end job already.

thingstodo

I'm 50 so here goes...

- always tell the truth - it's too hard to keep up with the lies
- the anxiety about pretty much anything is far worse than the actual thing
- get your teeth cleaned every 6 months and otherwise take care of your health
- floss
- eat right - it may not seem like a big deal now but you'll wish you always did later on
- don't smoke
- take care of your credit
- find somethig you enjoy doing early in life and don't compromise - the worst thing is moving up in something you don't really like, hating your work but not being able to afford to leave the job
- don't make decision, especially important decisions based on emotion
- if it depreciates rent it and if it appreciates buy it
- treat everyone with respect
- do what's right - in the long run it will pay off
- respect nature and be nice to animals
- if you make someone afraid of you they will always try to hurt you
- have a mentor and be a mentor
- enjoy every minute you can with your kids and recognize when it's time to let go
- start saving for retirement, even if it's just a little now and it will really add up later and take advantage of every penny you can get matched on a 401k plan
- don't borrow money with a credit card, that's what banks are for

I'm sure I'll think of more and I'll come back for an edit if I do. Some of these things I've done well and others are here because I wish I had done them better.

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iccky

Stop pointlessly surfing the internet so much

... oh wait, that's still good advice for me

Ourcrazymodern?

You perverted yourself the first time and with any luck you'll be there to do it again.

SERIOUSLY: Learn everything you're able to, don't borrow money, remain happy.

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kutulu

Take more vacations
Buy a house when you get your first job out of college, you CAN afford it, the only thing is that you are spending all that money at bars and eating out.

CaliLivChick

I'm with Charlatan, I don't think I'd tell my younger self anything, because I'm happy with the way things have turned out for the most part. But if I HAD to tell myself something, it would either be:

"Go ahead and get your ear pierced as many times as you want, just wear your hair long so you can hide it for work",

"Go ahead and date Mike, just not for seven years, and leave him in California",

"Go ahead and get that tattoo, but don't get it on your ankle, and add a Virgo symbol... you'll still be kinky ten years from now", or

"Don't get your hair cut so short, you'll want longer hair later... oh, and you WILL get your mother's hips, so get addicted to exercise now".

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Chimera

Look to the daily, little things for Joy, and live as if you will be dead tomarrow.

c172g

Lots of things I might have done different, chances I would have taken, might have acted a little differently at times, but any changes would have probably put me in a different place the day I first asked out my wife. In that respect, I'd tell myself to do everything exactly the same way, couldn't do without her, and wouldn't want to change the two great kids I now have!

StormBerlin

I would tell my younger self not to have a steady boyfriend (who was 7 years older) in High School. You miss out on stuff you're supposed to experience in those four years...

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surferlove007

Don't throw away so much on stupid Dylan. Don't try so hard to make things work when he wasn't. Don't cry over a fucking loser.
This is actually two years ago..but still. I wish I could of slapped myself now and woken up from it all. He's my biggest mistake, he ruined my trip to Austrailia and my junior year of HS.
I will always hate him for what he did to me and my state of mind.
Sorry for being bitter.