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Brewmaniac · 08-20-2006, 09:20 AM

This will really make you laugh!
Recently my wife was folding laundry, my 16 year old daughter's clothes specifically. She was folding her little panties and the next item she picked had a strange waistband and two leg straps. I turned white(as the blood drained, images of strange crotch less panties ran through my head, my baby) my wife said what's wrong? I said what kind of panties are those! She roared hysterically, not able talk for a few minutes and said as she flipped them over, these aren't panties this is a sports bra!
I felt like a total idiot! It's a running joke now, my daughter get's really PO when my wife and I laugh about it.

Guy's and Gal's what dumb things have you done or said about your kids or SO, just out of simple niavity?

Be honest now, we have all been the butt of the joke. So let's hear em'...

Coppertop · 08-20-2006, 09:25 AM

Once, I found a piece of string stuck to the inside of my girl's thigh while we were in the shower, so I yanked on it. Thus began my familiarization with tampons.

Grasshopper Green · 08-20-2006, 09:48 AM

I don't have any stories like that (that I can think of at least), but those are both hilarious

ryfo · 08-20-2006, 12:20 PM

Coppertop, that is just cracking me up!!!! I cant stop laughing, and when I do I just re-read your post and crack up again!! Unfortunately, like Medusa I am unable to think of anything, but if I do.......

robot_parade · 08-20-2006, 07:11 PM

Well, this isn't quite the same, but here goes - my three year old daughter is totally into 'ear pretties' - basically stick on earrings. I'm mean and won't let her get her ears pierced.

Anyway, the other day, she comes up to me and puts a pair of these 'ear pretties' on me, laughs, and says "daddy, you look like a girl!".

Then, she takes them away, and laughs at me some more. Harsh.

Impetuous1 · 08-20-2006, 07:33 PM

Those stories crack me up! Especially Coppertop's. Too funny.

I too don't have any stories to share at this time. But if I thnink of one, I'll be sure to post it.

genuinegirly · 08-25-2006, 07:49 AM

hehe. a sports bra. such a basic necessity, i had no idea that it had such power to confuse.

i wish i had a funny story. the "ear pretties" got me laughing too.

savvypup · 08-26-2006, 01:10 AM

Oh my God Coppertop!!!

I would have loved to have seen both of your expressions then!!!

08-20-2006, 09:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	I'm just an unknowing dad, very funny! This will really make you laugh! Recently my wife was folding laundry, my 16 year old daughter's clothes specifically. She was folding her little panties and the next item she picked had a strange waistband and two leg straps. I turned white(as the blood drained, images of strange crotch less panties ran through my head, my baby) my wife said what's wrong? I said what kind of panties are those! She roared hysterically, not able talk for a few minutes and said as she flipped them over, these aren't panties this is a sports bra! I felt like a total idiot! It's a running joke now, my daughter get's really PO when my wife and I laugh about it. Guy's and Gal's what dumb things have you done or said about your kids or SO, just out of simple niavity? Be honest now, we have all been the butt of the joke. So let's hear em'... __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-20-2006, 09:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Once, I found a piece of string stuck to the inside of my girl's thigh while we were in the shower, so I yanked on it. Thus began my familiarization with tampons. Last edited by Coppertop; 08-27-2006 at 08:34 AM.. Reason: grammar

08-20-2006, 09:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	I don't have any stories like that (that I can think of at least), but those are both hilarious __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

08-25-2006, 07:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	hehe. a sports bra. such a basic necessity, i had no idea that it had such power to confuse. i wish i had a funny story. the "ear pretties" got me laughing too. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

08-26-2006, 01:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
savvypup Crazy Location: Want to run away? Follow the light	Oh my God Coppertop!!! I would have loved to have seen both of your expressions then!!! __________________ ciao bella!

08-20-2006, 12:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	Coppertop, that is just cracking me up!!!! I cant stop laughing, and when I do I just re-read your post and crack up again!! Unfortunately, like Medusa I am unable to think of anything, but if I do.......

08-20-2006, 07:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
robot_parade Junkie Location: San Antonio, TX	Well, this isn't quite the same, but here goes - my three year old daughter is totally into 'ear pretties' - basically stick on earrings. I'm mean and won't let her get her ears pierced. Anyway, the other day, she comes up to me and puts a pair of these 'ear pretties' on me, laughs, and says "daddy, you look like a girl!". Then, she takes them away, and laughs at me some more. Harsh.

08-20-2006, 07:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Impetuous1 Insane Location: Arizona	Those stories crack me up! Especially Coppertop's. Too funny. I too don't have any stories to share at this time. But if I thnink of one, I'll be sure to post it.