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Old 08-20-2006, 09:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm just an unknowing dad, very funny!

This will really make you laugh!
Recently my wife was folding laundry, my 16 year old daughter's clothes specifically. She was folding her little panties and the next item she picked had a strange waistband and two leg straps. I turned white(as the blood drained, images of strange crotch less panties ran through my head, my baby) my wife said what's wrong? I said what kind of panties are those! She roared hysterically, not able talk for a few minutes and said as she flipped them over, these aren't panties this is a sports bra!
I felt like a total idiot! It's a running joke now, my daughter get's really PO when my wife and I laugh about it.

Guy's and Gal's what dumb things have you done or said about your kids or SO, just out of simple niavity?

Be honest now, we have all been the butt of the joke. So let's hear em'...
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Once, I found a piece of string stuck to the inside of my girl's thigh while we were in the shower, so I yanked on it. Thus began my familiarization with tampons.

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Old 08-20-2006, 09:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't have any stories like that (that I can think of at least), but those are both hilarious
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Coppertop, that is just cracking me up!!!! I cant stop laughing, and when I do I just re-read your post and crack up again!! Unfortunately, like Medusa I am unable to think of anything, but if I do.......
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Old 08-20-2006, 07:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well, this isn't quite the same, but here goes - my three year old daughter is totally into 'ear pretties' - basically stick on earrings. I'm mean and won't let her get her ears pierced.

Anyway, the other day, she comes up to me and puts a pair of these 'ear pretties' on me, laughs, and says "daddy, you look like a girl!".

Then, she takes them away, and laughs at me some more. Harsh.
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Old 08-20-2006, 07:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Those stories crack me up! Especially Coppertop's. Too funny. I too don't have any stories to share at this time. But if I thnink of one, I'll be sure to post it.
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Old 08-25-2006, 07:49 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hehe. a sports bra. such a basic necessity, i had no idea that it had such power to confuse.

i wish i had a funny story. the "ear pretties" got me laughing too.
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Old 08-26-2006, 01:10 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Oh my God Coppertop!!!

I would have loved to have seen both of your expressions then!!!
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