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Old 06-30-2003, 01:21 PM   #201 (permalink)
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I wonder if someone will sing a shivaree at their wedding.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:01 PM   #202 (permalink)
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shiv-shivaree
shiv-shivaroooooo

During the raucous shivaree I could only find a few garbled, gutteral syllables in the back of my throat as I, the best man, lie in a twisted, rumpled heap behind the bar.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:04 PM   #203 (permalink)
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I woke in a strange room, my thoughts a tousle of confusion.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:10 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Helena Troy, lived and let live in her outlook, which espoused the once heretical mindcrime of henotheism.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:11 PM   #205 (permalink)
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SAY...didn't I have an entry here? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:16 PM   #206 (permalink)
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heh

The sextet of brainiacs inhabiting the physics department at Oxford were known by all as the "Deep Six"
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:23 PM   #207 (permalink)
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no amount of vigorouslavationmakes me feel clean after your bombardment of psychic vampirism upon my self.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:28 PM   #208 (permalink)
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I was hauled off and jailed for 48 hours.
The charge: Unmitigated interdigitation.
"Good God" I said, just let me pay the fine and get the hell outta here.
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Old 06-30-2003, 06:35 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Quote:
I'd eschew a ewe who'd hew a yew.
Ah Haaaa! nice.

My mind, hewn of wild experiences and years of insight, refused to be subjegated by this young upstart drunk with pride.
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Old 06-30-2003, 08:42 PM   #210 (permalink)
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When it gets really cold out, if I don't put on my hat I get really shivaree...
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Old 07-03-2003, 10:35 PM   #211 (permalink)
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shivaree is not to be confused with chivalry, although both aren't practiced anymore.
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Old 07-06-2003, 01:09 AM   #212 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2003, 10:14 AM   #213 (permalink)
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During the shivaree two aunts passed out, a window was broken, the cops were called, the bride twisted her ankle from so much dancing and a good time was had by all.
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