politicophile

I'm a bit picky when it comes to grammar, so please don't take offense to this thread. I've noticed that some people on this board are not using apostrophes properly, so I wrote down some helpful hints:

1. Apostrophes exist for a reason. If there is no reason for you to use an apostrophe, don't put one in.

2. Contractions use apostrophes: don't, can't wouldn't, shouldn't - the apostrophe indicates that letters are missing, so it is also used in words like ma'am (madam).

3. Apostrophes are used to indicate possession: Steve's taco, Jess' radio, states' residents. In the "Steve's taco" example, the s follows the apostrophe because there is only one person doing the possessing. Notice, however, that in the "Jess' radio" example, the apostrophe follows the apostrophe because "Jess" ends in an s even when singular. In the "states' residents" example, the placement of the apostrophe indicates that we are talking abou residents from multiple states. If they were all from one state, it would be "state's residents".

4. The toughest word to remember is [its vs. it's]. In this instance, the apostrophe is used in the contraction [It's a beautiful day], but is not used in the possessive [The dog chased its tail], even though this is in violation of the rules above.

If you read through this whole thing, more power to you. You must care about grammar as much as I do!

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Redlemon

The more I read on the internet, the harder it becomes to remember these rules...

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

Charlatan

Cant you guy's give it up? Nobody care's.

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zen_tom

I care.<nothing in this tag, I just want to avoid typing stuff in my post>

politicophile

I don't care about parenting right now, seeing as I have no children and will continue to have no children for at least five years. We have a forum dedicated to that, but you don't see me making complaints. If you don't care about grammar, that's fine by me, but don't post on my thread to tell me that it's stupid. I thought full members were supposed to understand forum decorum.

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The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

cyrnel

I believe the horribly deformed "care's" was meant in jest.

I care's two.

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Charlatan

/me hands politicophile a sense of humour...

I figured three inappropriately used apostrophes in a row would be telling enough... Can anyone really be that bad?

Me two... me two...

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politicophile

Whatever. Just don't threadjack me, please. This thread is dedicated to the Great and Powerful Apostrophe.

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The peculiar evil of silencing the expression of an opinion is, that it is robbing the human race; posterity as well as the existing generation; those who dissent from the opinion, still more than those who hold it. If the opinion is right, they are deprived of the opportunity of exchanging error for truth: if wrong, they lose, what is almost as great a benefit, the clearer perception and livelier impression of truth, produced by its collision with error. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty

Cynthetiq

No one's threadjacking... but we request that people use the search button before posting threads.

This is a duplicate thread...and it's been hashed over many many times.

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