tkkfan

hahah like this!

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I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

nosuchuserexist

that's disgusting...but what makes it funny and still even more disgusting is your signature! hahaha

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tkkfan

hahaha I didn't even look at it like that!

rofllmao!

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Grimlok

That guy is a trooper!

He's the kind of guy you just look at and give the "what's up" head nod cause you definately don't want to shake his hands.

What's really funny is after the toilet was clogged... he looked as if he smoked a whole pack of cigarettes trying to build up the nerve to stick his hands in there.



My solution is to either

1. Get some digestive enzymes. They break up everything.

2. Get some Gasoline and pour it in the toilet... Set it on fire... when you call the fire department... ask them to bring a plunger.

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tkkfan

bwahahahaha

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yournamehere

Two words:
Latex gloves.
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.$5.99 per 100 at Walgreens.

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nosuchuserexist

Yeah, I have some of those gloves but have never used them for that. It's a good idea but I just KNOW it will still totally bother me. It's the concept of picking up poop with my hands, no matter how protected I am, that really bothers me.

*full body shudder*

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GJones712

Five years later, I registered just to tell you thank you. Saved my life.

Well, I'm off to take a dump.

telekinetic

a pair of plastic grocery bags makes pretty good shit mittens for this purpose. I've used this technique once to fish out jewelry that got dropped in with some poop. Said jewelry then got boiled, and said boiling pan then got thrown away.

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MSD

What the fuck is wrong with any of you that you don't own a plunger? They sell them at the dollar stores around here, or if you're feeling fancy, you can get the blaze orange frat house special at Home Depot for $5.

Cynthetiq

why would you throw away the boiling pan when the jewelry was "clean" and yet the pan after you removed the boiling water wasn't?

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foxyladie

After trying all your wonderful suggestions and not one of them worked, my husband used his gas leaf blower and blew the clog out! I'm telling you, if all else fails, try it.

snowy

Or you can just replace your toilet with one of the new low-flow, superflush models. Gone are the days of the low-flow toilets Hank Hill campaigned against. We've replaced both of the toilets in our house with toilets that use about 1.3 gallons a flush (the dual-flush uses 1.1 gallons for liquids, 1.6 for solids). The powerful flush really makes a huge difference.

Here is the toilet I installed in the upstairs bathroom: Sterling Plumbing Stinson 2-Piece High-Efficiency Elongated Toilet in White - 404702-0 at The Home Depot

And here is the dual-flush toilet we had installed by a plumber in the downstairs bathroom (due to difficulties with the old flange): Glacier Bay Elongated Dual Flush High Efficiency 1.1/1.6 GPF All-in-One Toilet - N2316 at The Home Depot

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Lindy

Yuck factor nearly always trumps logical thought.

Lindy

gooder

I had a clog at a house I had just rented. Called the landlord. He sent over George. George had that toilet unbolted, up and heading for the door I held open, in about 35 seconds. He charged out to the edge of the yard embracing the bowl and turned it upside down and shook the bejeezus out of it. A childs plastic necklace came out. A snaggletoothed smile of triumph and it was bolted back down and George was gone. Total time: 15 minutes. Did he wash his hands? I did not want to know. Why complicate being a hero?

MSD

There is no acceptable excuse for this not to be on Youtube.

Cynthetiq

I just did a search and this is what I found

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StephanieJ

Have you tried a shop vac? Make sure to take off any paper filter. Just jam the hose as far as you can into the toilet and turn it on. You will know you got it after a few thumps and the smell permiates the air. Now ou just have to clean out the shop vac. Use lots of hot soapy water (maybe some bleach) or at the least, some alchohol. That body spray your mother in law got you for christmas is has finally found a use. Stinks, but you can use the toilet.