QuasiMojo

Move Any Mountain...

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John Henry

So... what is it?

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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."

SVT01Cobra

There are three to/too/twos in the english language.

Journeyman

Actually I think "There are three 'tü's in the english language." would fit quite nicely.

blizzak

more of a statement:

Don't read this sentence.

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Crack

yes, but can god make a wall so tall that even he cannot jump over it?

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la petite moi

No, probably not since your eyes always have to adjust to light inable to see.

GakFace

I Don't Know.

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VF19

Because.


How much does money cost?

fik

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

fik

If 7-11 is open 24-hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo?

Godzilla

What's the color of pain?

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gloveshot3

why does a husband's erection cause a wife's headache?

riptide4070

If there are no absolute truths.....isn't that an absolute truth?

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gilada

Yes.

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gilada

Who wrote the book of love?

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Yalaynia

They always say its in the last place you look? and if so why didnt you look there first?, and of course it is in the last place because once you find what you are looking dont you stop looking.

They say no two snow flakes are the same , how do they know is someone out there checking each one.

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I couldnt think of anything to put here , but I guess anything would do

Waste

If god could do anything could he make a rock he couldnt lift?

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If God could do anything, could he make a rock he couldnt lift ?

"If you are flamable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit"
-Mitch Hedberg

Kostya

If God could do anything, could he make a rock so heavy even he could not lift it?
and variations such as crackprogram's wall dilemma.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: No and here's why.

1. It's impossible.

When people talk about God's omnipotence, it is generally agreed that God is still limited to the laws of logic. That is to say, God cannot create a square circle, since such a thing is logically impossible, a square by it's very nature cannot be circle and vice versa.

If God is omnipotent, then there is nothing to heavy for him.her to lift.

Thus, your question when formulated as such reveals a logical contradiction: 'Could a being for which nothing can be too heavy create an object too heavy for it to lift?' Of course, this means that the creation of such an object would require God to negate his/her essential nature.

Such a statement is not logically meaningful, and thus, has as much meaning as 'Zama dama ding ding dong', or' Give peace a chance' as Homer Simpson would say.

2. Even if it were possible, No.

If one were to ignore this fact and assume that it was a logically meaningful statement, the answer is still no.

If you say no, this seems to suggest that god is no longer omnipotent. however, once you look into this, it is clear that in fact yeilding to this suggestion does not have any effect upon God's power. Saying that God cannot do this simply means that God cannot exceed his ability to lift rocks when he creates them. god's ability to lift rocks remains infinite, and as a corrolary, so does his ability to make them heavier and heavier, so long as he can lift them. Thus, God's omnipotence remains untouched by such an admission.

So in conclusion: No.

Also, you may wish to remove that from your signature now since there is in fact an answer.

For the record, I am not a theist, I just read Mavrodes.

onionmon

ok, it doesn't seem like people are answering questions. but i have one of my own that i heard on conan.

whenever u want to. if ur searching for death. go to google, type "suicide".


no,yes


she's not


from a christianity stand point, the chicken, becuase why would god create a egg, and let it develop? it takes more time, the chicken is much quicker in populating the world

here's a question

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Yes sir!

I'm Dutch-Irish...
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Slims

Maybe, but since nothing is absolute, who is to say?

I personally believe in objective reality, and absolute truth.

I believe that there is absolutey truth, but it may not be discernible.

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Order_of_Monkey

In canada it cost more to print the money then its worth. When the new 5 was made it was costing the goverment 5.45 to print each bill

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CSflim

Close.
The correct answer is no.

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ChickenNinja

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/


and kostya, you took the words out of my mouth.

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